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Mortimer 08-07-2008 05:04 PM

Something else I forgot.







I am banned from Liz's Art Emporium.

Rileyoriley 08-07-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Debbie...you can have my room.

I had hoped to get you in there some day with me still in it.




But oh well.


I was here. Where were you????:mad:

Mortimer 08-07-2008 11:36 PM

I got stuck with Lowinski in KGB's JAMES SPADER'S JUNK YARD,INC.

Mortimer 08-07-2008 11:56 PM

I'm going to bed now ,everyone.

I'm taking my zebra with me.



Good night.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 09:45 AM

I feel like being a purple ghost now.That's because I was a member of the Purple Gang in life.



And I think it may be a safer idea to just stay in the ...CAH-SOL...all day today.



Yup---ah do.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 09:48 AM

^^^ Purple Rain is his favorite song.

geeker2 08-08-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
^^^ Purple Rain is his favorite song.

and Movie....

Coach Pants 08-08-2008 09:56 AM


Sightseek 08-08-2008 09:59 AM

Thanks Coach...now I feel violated. :eek:

geeker2 08-08-2008 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Thanks Coach...now I feel violated. :eek:


for the first time?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:09 AM

Then again....maybe blue plays better.






















Jesus.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 10:10 AM

:D

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:10 AM

Now this...This is a rough crowd.







:)

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:13 AM

I will not be doing erotica today.

I'm not sure what the topic will be...I'm thinking.
















I'll be doing erotica today.


!!

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:17 AM

Oh...I should report that Suffy-poo ignored-ee-poo my pm.

What else is new.




But VideoGirl responded very nicely and politely..I just don't think we'll be seeing any vacay photos from her...anytime soon.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:21 AM

I'm going to pm GenuineCrazyLady and invite vacay photos from her..




I know.


But I am.

Ya never know!!








Here goes.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:26 AM

Done.





Hey!!







Care-la!!








ror!!












Not gonna du-it!!




































yes I am

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:28 AM

The blue clashes with my signature.


I'm a ghost orange......in life I squirted people I didn't like at the dinner table.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 10:32 AM

Carly-poo's invite just went out.


She's going to yell at me...I just know it.

geeker2 08-08-2008 11:53 AM

I am embracing the orange...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u6rLBmt_0w

Mortimer 08-08-2008 11:57 AM

We look like twins.




In all seriousness..I've seen that movie and guess I'm just not smart enough to absorb the metaphor.

I thought it was a disaster already made.


But fine orange recognition all the same.

geeker2 08-08-2008 12:05 PM

Why thank you

I did have Jimmy cranked up - but you changed colors

We are handsome aren't we:tro:

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:07 PM

Oh I think discriminating ladies here already are quite aware of that.

Did Hendrix do purple?






Oh boy..he did.I forgot about that one.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:10 PM

Let's do horsey racing.

Wow--where did that come from?




Anyhoo----name the track and the race...I give you the winnah....and if it's a ZC...why I'll tell you that,too.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:17 PM

I know it seems like a complicated scheme...but it's not.

Let me give you an example:





Mortimer----1st race at the Thistleydowns today.


OK.


Take 6 to win and box 2/6.


























See?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:19 PM

Now for those of you racing to your local betting authority...that's the 2nd race at the Thistleydowns....but their first live one...off at 1:26.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:23 PM

Mr. Serling...how about you,sir?





May I give you a winnah today?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:24 PM

Steve?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:25 PM

Beyer reads me.


He always pm's me after big races to ask what the Dexters is.

geeker2 08-08-2008 12:25 PM

Mortimer----3rd race at the FiggerLakes today.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:26 PM

EAUXH!!...good form..very good.

Stand by.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:29 PM

Take the 2 to win...and box it with the 4.


The box cipher looks particularly strong.

By the way....$2 on these bets---OK?


Gluttony will ruin them.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 12:30 PM

Will Mauralakana win tomorrow? And no using your Magic 8 Ball!

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Will Mauralakana win tomorrow? And no using your Magic 8 Ball!


!!


Ya baby!!







Anyways....no way. Not with Demerol on her.

Take the 6 to place...squiggly chance to win.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 12:39 PM

Place?! Only sissies bet to place....oh nevermind.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Place?! Only sissies bet to place....oh nevermind.

Do you want me to lie?

That's what the ciphers said.




I did mention a squiggly chance to win.

Brother.

geeker2 08-08-2008 12:43 PM

Amazing

I will now refer to you as

Mortimer Angel-Mindfrik


Let's try one more..this is much tougher


form first for without form we have chaos


Mortimer Angel-Mindfrik----3 rd race at Newmarket UK today.

Sightseek 08-08-2008 12:46 PM

3rd at Sara's Toga.

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:48 PM

Mr. Geeker.......US tracks only ,please...or supply the pp's.

Yipppie Downs too good for ya?



And do you know of a professional handicapper who is right ALL the time?

Mortimer 08-08-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
3rd at Sara's Toga.


Go with Edgah to win.


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