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my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 06:33 PM

Chain her to the Beulah thread.

Since she appeared outta nowhere I want to post something random too...

It's from the Pad Lock for those of us who cannot go to the forbidden lands...

Why is it that the men on this forum continue to make the very effeminate assumption that someone who goes contrary to the norm, here, is 'miserable'.

If I agreed with everything you wrote, would I then not be 'miserable'?

How about you stop referencing me in your posts? If I'm 'miserable', it then certainly there's clear evidence that you're 'fixated'. Got a crush on the fat man, Joey?

Tell me you don't also have a lap dog.

ha ha ha

Let's see how many of my other 'admirers' feel the need to chime in.


P.S. Should I direct you to any number of posts where you bitch about jocks? Well, actually, that would be just about ANY playalong thread.

geeker2 10-11-2010 06:34 PM

no wait














































ok now go

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706234)
I'm leaving.

Without mentioning that poster who was obsessed with Muffy the Vampire Slayer?

clyde 10-11-2010 06:47 PM

Gooey...who said that one?




Bet it was The Burper.

clyde 10-11-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706240)
Without mentioning that poster who was obsessed with Muffy the Vampire Slayer?


wud!!?

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706245)
Gooey...who said that one?




Bet it was The Burper.

The Fat Ass.

clyde 10-11-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706250)
The Fat Ass.

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706246)

wud!!?

Wtf you can do how many muff posts and anyone else uses that word and you're shocked?

Dude, I was just adding to your word of the day post count.

That's the last time I try to be nice. :p

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706251)
rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!

Although he was talking to Oey Coach posted a very nice response. :D

clyde 10-11-2010 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706252)
Wtf you can do how many muff posts and anyone else uses that word and you're shocked?

Dude, I was just adding to your word of the day post count.

That's the last time I try to be nice. :p

!!


God I love it when you and Debbie get shirty with me!!

clyde 10-11-2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706253)
Although he was talking to Oey Coach posted a very nice response. :D


:D

clyde 10-11-2010 07:21 PM

Whew!!

The girl gives me pleasant thoughts...what a hottie she is.



Anyhoo---now for some This Is Me time.




It's quiet now here.Peaceful.I was trying to weigh 118 pounds,but stopped at around 132.Was getting dizzy!!My thought was I had set many records at The Mausoleum.Freezing,eating and insomniating and ,earlier on, many hours completely lost to my poor noodle.So with not having primal fear attacks over.."now what the fucl< do I do?"...I thought a weight record might be fun.



Was a bad idea.

Back to 144 now...but I think the system picked up something bad along that path.Breakdown of the immune system maybe.


Trying to laugh has helped

Proving that laughter is at least a good medicine.

But I can't help but wonder.......it is said animals know when their time is very close.



Wish they hadn't said that.

Should I stop appearing here and lose contact,why that might be a sign

All this is.....just thayin'.




Of course.

herkhorse 10-11-2010 07:46 PM

seems like everyone's panties are in a bunch around here lately. :mad:

I'm off to slay Muff the Magic Dragon

clyde 10-11-2010 07:48 PM

gooooooEY!!

geeker2 10-11-2010 08:29 PM

will you be buying any scratch off's soon?

clyde 10-11-2010 08:40 PM

!


No annual payments ones...that's fer dem shoo.

clyde 10-11-2010 09:30 PM

Let's try a new assassinate along song,shall we?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swicdtaddy0



Komendenominator

Dance with me baby..let's find one.....gosh,you're really light on my feet..

KonaNative


take me to your feeder

KTKelly


do you know MuffInTexas??

Ky Crnel

romeos son..he's fat ,too

kycherub0417

Gooey!...stop giving NoMuff the fixes for tomorrow!

kywaldo

ky something new for a change

KY_Sasquash


me and my big mouth



BONUS!





cigars!!



ror!!

kidding


first page of L's!







Labeeb

answer to.."who is GB?"

Lame Chop


judo's brother

lam_lamlam

chased by Pennsylvania men_menmen

Lancer

heretic Santa reindeer

Lansdon

Skivs' knows....no he doesn't!!

LaReason

French for La Reason

largo1

doesn't key

LARHAGE

show pus.sy!!

larryc

don't show it!

larryfromyuma

oh my God

Lastkidpickedingymclass

Scads?

Late Fires

hey...where the fucl< are ya?

late scratch

aren't they all

Lava


you got a license for that thing?

lazytom

certainly not to be mistaken for the Energizer Bunny...which,oddly enough, is the name of KYRIM's pus.sy

lb1064

McMuffin's muff license number

leadswap

is ahead of the Italians

leahsdad98

heah we go again

Mountebank

wants in Merlinsky's hybernia bush.

Left11

a hint to the 3 step combination lock on Debbies muff

lemoncrush

failed foe of Orange

lemondropkid1

lllloves the LolliPop song

Let It Ride

a new thread ender phrase from the GIC's

itastefunny

smart guy---predator proofed himself

lexiecrowson


i can always tell when the end of a page is near....like now

lg1965

Genuine Muf's license number

lglass

Spanish for El Glass

liamc7

will eat 9

LibraBaby

yer muff makes me sick

liebermans

new swag shop competitor of WallMart

Rudeboyelvis 10-11-2010 10:08 PM

WTF?? Take no prisoners?? Alright... here... Get your soul back -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBwLAmZzFDI

If I gotta make you chase chickens around South Philly - I WILL!!!!

Where's the Predator?? This is a bunch of bullspit..... Maybe =5 oughtta cut ya, like Burgess Meredith in Rocky I.... you are on the ropes....

clyde 10-11-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 706313)
WTF?? Take no prisoners?? Alright... here... Get your soul back -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBwLAmZzFDI

If I gotta make you chase chickens around South Philly - I WILL!!!!

Where's the Predator?? This is a bunch of bullspit..... Maybe =5 oughtta cut ya, like Burgess Meredith in Rocky I.... you are on the ropes....


ror!!






But...oh my God.


You are right.

I have failed.

I must get mad at dem eggs.





Your song, it's terrible---yet inspirational.

Tomorrow...I will kill.

Rudeboyelvis 10-11-2010 10:26 PM

I AM the Predator


I am a man on a mission lookin' for the hunt
I got your skull on my mind and itchin' my claws

Huntin' in the jungle lookin for a skin suit
Your heat I can see and I'm invisible to you

You better hope my sights aren't set on you
Because once I have my target on your head, you will lose.

If it bleeds, we will kill it.

I am the PREDATOR - Killing is my game - And YOU will know my name .


~Spinglish

Rudeboyelvis 10-11-2010 10:28 PM

Get ur head in the GAME, MAN!!!

clyde 10-11-2010 10:42 PM

oh mine Got!!



highly amusing!



but so right again







..i do not chew my prey...i merely kill it and move on..





I shan't forget that, many here will die tomorrow.



thaaaaaaanks!

Rudeboyelvis 10-11-2010 10:57 PM

Atta boy -You will do just fine..... the M's anticipate your onslaught like bambi's in the headlights;);)

my miss storm cat 10-12-2010 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 706291)
seems like everyone's panties are in a bunch around here lately. :mad:

I'm off to slay Muff the Magic Dragon

Reminds me... did I ever tell you which rapper i really don't like (although he's an alright actor)?

Sean Muffy Combs.

my miss storm cat 10-12-2010 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706308)

Lancer

heretic Santa reindeer

:D

clyde 10-12-2010 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 706324)
Atta boy -You will do just fine..... the M's anticipate your onslaught like bambi's in the headlights;);)


!!



I still have 2 pages of L's,but believe me...my predatory juices are dying for the M's.....dying.

clyde 10-12-2010 06:33 AM

Good morning fucl< faces.

herkhorse 10-12-2010 06:42 AM

The Last Rose of Summer


I love the way the tattered clouds
blow wind across the sky
The summer goes and leaves me
with a tear in my eye

I'm taking out my winter clothes
my garden knows what is wrong
The petals of my favorite rose
been in the shadows dark and long

Though every year it's very clear
I should be carrying on
But I can be found in the garden, singing this song
when the last rose of summer is gone
the last rose of summer is gone


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1kpYmjnZ4


now back to my cocoa muffs

clyde 10-12-2010 06:49 AM

oh mine Got......spit!!


This was beautiful.

But I have to get back to my ripping flesh mode.

I'm also eating a 3 Muffketeers Bar.


It could have been Muffcli Trust..but oh well.

clyde 10-12-2010 06:50 AM

I finally broke up with this superficial bit.ch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho









I have to return some tapes.

clyde 10-12-2010 08:18 AM

Gooey...you're staying here with me,too.


Do you have really,really long hair?




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clyde 10-12-2010 08:58 AM

be happy and sing a long---or i'll cut you up like the unforgiving lice that you are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPEOdefOq0





Lil Heels2010

your pus.sy......get rid of it

lildarlin5


you're a whining little bi.tch.....I'm going to chop off your head..and step on your toes

Lincoln

Abe,you wouldn't know what 4 score meant if Gooey,Debbie,Franny and Sighty all sat on your face at the same time....you fucl<ing idiot

LINDA MARIE FIORE

i wouldn't fucl< you with Coach's pipe wrench

LindaWatson

you're ugly...and fat.....you're fucl<ing muff looks like a melting ice berg

Linny

if I ever see you here again...I'll kill you

lisainco

i see your head, on a tray....it has a cardboard cartoon balloon thing coming out of your mouth...it says..."i am a pig"

LITF


i think you want someone to fucl< you.....try the detention barn

litlady02

i'm going to carve my initials in yer as.s........no I'm not....A-HAHAHAHA!

Littleton Lee

you're a filthy tramp..and you disgust me......get your clothes off..now

lizzy

stick your pus.sy in your zipper

llama68


i'm going to spit on you and then shave your entire body....then i'm sticking you in the tiger cage....i hope he thinks your one of those revolting little Indian men

lndbtwtrks

touch Gooey again.....and i'll send riot's fang ladden muff afer you

longnite

you're a long nite even for a month....there is no worldly reason for you to wear clothes

LooseOnTheLead

you're loose on the end...you're so loose no one wants fucl< you...you'll have much betetr luck at NoAdvantage...they'd fucl< a rock over there

lord007


Connery..you're gay..what are you gonig to do about it, you old cow..

lordcarson

you're dead..and you're still not the least bit funny

lori7523

you show camel finger---you're a fool

lostcode

NoMuff..get the fucl<, outta here

Lovely Laurel


you wouldn't be lovely if spotted Franny's make up kit...i vomit at your very sight...that said.....Sorbet?

lowerperkmike

fucl< you and that drainage ditch your donkey fell in

lpdunn

you ever see riot's bush?...you see the movie Alien?...same thing...i'm going to have her sit on your face

ltjmcnamara

you are the ghost of as.sholes past

lucky


not today..i sent Muffcli your wife...now tell me about your filthy luck

LuckyJoyce

Mrs. Lucky...don't rub it in

lurker

that's it ,Care-Lah...keep fucl<ing with me...

luv2gambl

and they love to see you coming you colossal twat rejection letter

luvthesales

the sellers love you even more....you'd buy your own HO clothes if they stuck them on a rack

luvtowin


well how the fucl< would you know?

LyndaP31

i'm going to chop your head off...plop it on a stick...and set you afire.....happy?

geeker2 10-12-2010 10:33 AM

WOW..that was some fine work !!

clyde 10-12-2010 10:58 AM

Thank you so very much,Geeker.


Rudy set me straight.

I am killing today...absolutely no chance of any chewing whatsoever.

clyde 10-12-2010 12:35 PM

Suffy-Poo...when Ralphy tells you to mind your own business and go back inside---it's best you do so.




.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxI-...eature=related

clyde 10-12-2010 12:43 PM

Oh my God.

clyde 10-12-2010 01:11 PM

I think Sighty-Poo is in the Muffler repair shop.

clyde 10-12-2010 01:13 PM

I can't look at Egg McMuffins anymore...much less think of eating them.

clyde 10-12-2010 01:13 PM

Ah wonder war Pedigree Muff is?

clyde 10-12-2010 01:15 PM

Did you all rememeber..that MommyDearest's screen name was BuffyMommy?





ror!!

Ah cain't type it....laughing too hard!!!!


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