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Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Ya forgot to put in his hands!




Like DaddyDearest?

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Ya forgot to put in his hands!


lol I cant paint feathers!

Eventhough today they are more like knives

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Ridiculous.



pun?



:D

Buffymommy 07-11-2007 02:23 PM

I will make sure to tell Daddydearest that you are extremely jealous! :p

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:52 PM

Has Someonepushme lost yet?

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Has Someonepushme lost yet?


GOOOO FOOOO

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:02 PM

Too kind.

I have more.





Do you think MommyDearest and DannieFig are making out to relieve the tension?

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 03:03 PM

I come back from an appt and this is what I have to read? Morty!

I know you can do better than this.

:D

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I come back from an appt and this is what I have to read? Morty!

I know you can do better than this.

:D


Well I thought you could,too













But noooooOOOOOO.

Payson Dave 07-11-2007 03:15 PM

Morty,what has you so agitated???...are you taking life too seriously???

Payson Dave 07-11-2007 03:17 PM

Perhaps a leisurely stoll in the snowy woods is in order...just forget about the number of footprints in the snow

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well I thought you could,too













But noooooOOOOOO.

To quote a line from one of my fave movies:

You can't handle the truth!

Well Mort... you can't handle MORE from me. ;)

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Perhaps a leisurely stoll in the snowy woods is in order...just forget about the number of footprints in the snow

Too kind,Dave.




I am merely wanting to be darted as per the reason I stated.


Thebby is too nice and ISeemStupid is too stupid.

Stevie will dart me when he sees alll this.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
To quote a line from one of my fave movies:

You can't handle the truth!

Well Mort... you can't handle MORE from me. ;)


Cajun....please.






You couldn't raise corn.

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Cajun....please.






You couldn't raise corn.

I can't believe this is all you've got. I demand to speak to CityLights.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I can't believe this is all you've got. I demand to speak to CityLights.

CityLights never spoke to you.




Why do you think he's any better?

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
CityLights never spoke to you.




Why do you think he's any better?

I have read his fine work. The above work is crap!

O=:>

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:45 PM

Oh that's funny.



But all he ever did was antagonize Follicle and a few others there.,,as well as expose GreenHill.





You are not suggesting he pm'd you over there...r u?

It's not nice to lie.

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh that's funny.



But all he ever did was antagonize Follicle and a few others there.,,as well as expose GreenHill.





You are not suggesting he pm'd you over there...r u?

It's not nice to lie.

No, CityLights is like a Monet. His work is best admired from afar.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
No, CityLights is like a Monet. His work is best admired from afar.


Thank you ,Cajun.


UnclyTrust would be furious to think otherwise.







r u sure you don't want one more chance at it today?

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 04:02 PM

Morty, why can't you be PM'd?

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Thank you ,Cajun.


UnclyTrust would be furious to think otherwise.


r u sure you don't want one more chance at it today?


What did I do now?



And why have you not been darted yet??

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Rileyoriley 07-11-2007 05:14 PM

Interesting day I see............:rolleyes:



Sorry I wasn't around Morty. Have you been darted? Was it a tranquilizer dart?:eek:

Rileyoriley 07-11-2007 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well no.



But that's very interesting.....very good.


OOOOOOOOOO




But don't start at the end......take me through the steps.

Here....you have it right in front of you.




Now what do you do?


Measure it for accuracy?????????????????????????:D

Storm Cadet 07-11-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands





She's a steroid popping goat.

Morty: Now thats a classic!!! I gotta remember to call my friend horse that someday!:D

Mortimer 07-11-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Measure it for accuracy?????????????????????????:D


Oh we have a funny lady stopping by.





I forgot how funny Debby Youngman can be.


Yes sir Deb...that was a real rib cracker all right. Here are some pies 4 u...OOOOOOOOOOO.










Now GO TO BED!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Cadet
Morty: Now thats a classic!!! I gotta remember to call my friend horse that someday!:D

Very kind of you.



Please ...feel free.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Morty, why can't you be PM'd?



Gee..I don't know.


That's a toughy...isn't it?




Have you rolled some possible answers through your noodle yet?

Cajungator26 07-11-2007 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Gee..I don't know.


That's a toughy...isn't it?




Have you rolled some possible answers through your noodle yet?

Oh, I see. You're just too popular for words.

I was trying to figure out if you were this kid on my myspace...

I don't think you're a kid though.


































Are you?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh, I see. You're just too popular for words.

I was trying to figure out if you were this kid on my myspace...

I don't think you're a kid though.


Are you?







You're worried about entrapment...huh?

Mortimer 07-12-2007 07:59 AM

Well Debbie stopped by this morning to make an offiicial measurement.


11.35 inches.




And she knew just what to do.










:D

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:02 AM

So did Suffolk Girl.











:cool:

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:11 AM

But THEBBY is still the best.











:) :) :) :)

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:14 AM

Finding out Dannie and GenuineItch are lesbian lovers was not surprising.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:16 AM

Finding out ISeemStupid and UnclyTrust were lesbian lovers was not surprising at all.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:18 AM

There will be more not so surprises if someone does not put a stop to this.

paisjpq 07-12-2007 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
But THEBBY is still the best.

:) :) :) :)


damn right...
although she is confused about her feather collection....
seems some of them got lost yesterday.
any idea how or why?

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
damn right...
although she is confused about her feather collection....
seems some of them got lost yesterday.
any idea how or why?




!!!!!!






I suppose PB&J had something to do with it.

Cajungator26 07-12-2007 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
!!!!!!






I suppose PB&J had something to do with it.

I thought it was P&BJ? :D

paisjpq 07-12-2007 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
!!!!!!






I suppose PB&J had something to do with it.


that was just lunch...I do not chew my prey I merely kill it and move on...


I hope I haven't lost the rest of the feathers......


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