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Indian Charlie 08-21-2007 03:42 PM
wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!

i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile!

it's all becoming crystal clear now.

i gotta go oil my training wheels now.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 08-21-2007 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!

i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile!

it's all becoming crystal clear now.

i gotta go oil my training wheels now.


not so...I write with inspiration...either it's there or it's not


by the way...i admire your mickey mouse colors very much

Mortimer 08-21-2007 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
Lifetime Supply Of Pies!!!!!!





=;>

Mortimer 08-21-2007 03:47 PM
In my head..it's doing tricks...and so the time....for number six:





~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

The Indomitable DrugS 08-21-2007 04:01 PM
Forgive me Mortimer,

I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today --

I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits...

Catch me up to speed on all I missed.

TIA,
DrugS

Mortimer 08-21-2007 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Forgive me Mortimer,

I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today --

I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits...

Catch me up to speed on all I missed.

TIA,
DrugS






If the Indians missed as little as you...they'd be 12 games in front of Detroit.

That was a pretty good summation.

I think even more than I knew about!



Sounds like you've been busy..good for you.

And would you remind me why you sic'd Mr. Semiconductor on me?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-21-2007 04:08 PM
I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....

Sightseek 08-21-2007 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
=;>
I am behooved to grace your signature with the Magnificent Thebby

Indian Charlie 08-21-2007 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....
only two people can vaporize the great semiconductor!

one lives in joisey, the other is your brother from another mother, pg1985.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-21-2007 04:22 PM
Has anyone bumped into PG 1985 in Saratoga?

Mortimer 08-21-2007 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....
Oh.





Right.










I have to do this in a more snappy manner....he's kind of evasive.

Mortimer 08-21-2007 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I am behooved to grace your signature with the Magnificent Thebby

I think the ode pushed you over the edge.





I know it did me.

Mortimer 08-21-2007 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
only two people can vaporize the great semiconductor!

one lives in joisey, the other is your brother from another mother, pg1985.

ror!



Perhaps one of your lady friends in GenPop can save you.

Fetch me the fat one...she amuses me.

Sightseek 08-21-2007 07:00 PM
I think it's time for an encore presentation:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO

AeWingnut 08-21-2007 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
WingNut...DingBat............weak?



What about......WingNut...ArmPit?
you're really settin the bar low




What flavor of pie? Apple pie? Cherry pie? What? How would you characterize it, just for fun?

Mortimer 08-21-2007 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I think it's time for an encore presentation:

rule-eng un ze flour!!!

Mortimer 08-21-2007 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AeWingnut
you're really settin the bar low




What flavor of pie? Apple pie? Cherry pie? What? How would you characterize it, just for fun?



thud

Indian Charlie 08-21-2007 07:32 PM
thanks frightseek for the replay of morticias epic ode to you.

i dont know how i missed it the first time morticia, but you calling me a player is pretty amusing!

arent you supposed to be this astute observer of human nature?

i think you perhaps have me confused with mr. sal?

or dispencer? wait, i take that back!

i dont want to insult brian.

Mortimer 08-21-2007 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
thanks frightseek for the replay of morticias epic ode to you.

i dont know how i missed it the first time morticia, but you calling me a player is pretty amusing!

arent you supposed to be this astute observer of human nature?

i think you perhaps have me confused with mr. sal?

or dispencer? wait, i take that back!

i dont want to insult brian.


Oh shut up already.

Indian Charlie 08-21-2007 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up already.
now that's the first thing you've said that both makes sense and is something i can agree with! :D


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