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MaTH716 10-11-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706033)
But I do understand Sighty's muff and Gooey's muff are now Bud Boardies---I mean Board Buddies.




It's a beautiful thing.

When did they actually meet?

clyde 10-11-2010 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706035)
When did they actually meet?

2 weeks ago at a Muff Meet Up group.

MaTH716 10-11-2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706037)
2 weeks ago at a Muff Meet Up group.

Were you present? Or do they have a no pud policy?

clyde 10-11-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706038)
Were you present? Or do they have a no pud policy?

You are correct..."no puds beyond this point."


They met on line.

Screen names:


My Miss Muff Ball and Sighty-Poo-Puff-Muff.

clyde 10-11-2010 12:23 PM

The thing is...Franny's muff tried going after Sighty's muff on line.


Franny's muff was "McMuffin."

But Sighty-Poo-Puff-Muff told her to go suck a big one.

clyde 10-11-2010 12:26 PM

Then Muff-O-Muff ( Debbie's muff) went after MyMissMuffBall.



McMuffin saw her and now they are getting interested in each other.

Could be a 2nd board thing here.

clyde 10-11-2010 12:28 PM

I have a feeling MuffInTexas may be eyeing MyMissMuffBall.


Let's watch.

Should be fun.

clyde 10-11-2010 12:35 PM

Don't expect more soon.




I'm cracking my own ribs.

MaTH716 10-11-2010 12:38 PM

:zz:

:wf:wf

clyde 10-11-2010 12:38 PM

Oh my God.


I think somehing burst inside.

I'm killing me ovah heah!!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706047)
:zz:

:wf:wf


!!



It muffa got lost!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:40 PM

Uh-oh.



Here comes Muffcli Trust !!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:40 PM

Somebahdy stop me!!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:41 PM

I'm so ashamed of myself to be laughing so hard.


Oh my God.

clyde 10-11-2010 12:43 PM

Am going to have to leave.

My noodle won't stop...but my body can't do this anymore.






fr&l-a!!!!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:57 PM

Just resigned in..typed in "muff" instead of clyde...ah really di-yud!!

ror!!


I can't stop it!!






whoa!!

Her comes Genuine Muff!!

She's going after Mufflinsky!




Muff in the Buff fight!!








Meanhwile....I Am The Muffer just sent a clitty photo to Suffy-Muffy.







fucl<!!


heah ah go again!!















rule-eng un ze flour!!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!
















I'm leaving!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:18 PM

Hello Dahlings!!


Suffy-Muffy here.



Just got back from Nova Scotia where I attended the Muff-O-Rama.

YES!

And guess what,Dahlings?


























I have vacay muff photos!!!!

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706029)
No p.ussy, but apparently you know my Pud's name already.............

Say hi to Mr. Happy for me. :p

* * *

So Morty... a little birdie told me to come and read these past couple of pages.

Well jolly good sir! Nice to see you're amusing yourself with tales of, umm... yeah well....

A shame though cause I was coming down here to start a thread but now I'm condused. :zz: :confused:

It was something about something oral... something one shoves in their mouth, there wa going to be a poll about different ways of doing it and achieving a grand finale of some kind... somethng about level of vocals and position(s) of other body parts... oh and speed (!) (maybe not the best wording... something about do you like it slow or fast or...) but oh well I can't seem to remember cause reading your muff posts of the last two pages was just a leeetle bit tedious I'm sorry to say.

Not that i have anything against muff posts per se... Sightie is my friend though and I don't go there if you know what I mean.

Course I might consider it with a total stranger. :eek:


































(Kidding you perv).

Carry on, Sir.

I shall do my nice I-wanna-shove-your-c*ck-in-my-mouth-NOW thread another time.

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706075)
Hello Dahlings!!


Suffy-Muffy here.



Just got back from Nova Scotia where I attended the Muff-O-Rama.

YES!

And guess what,Dahlings?


























I have vacay muff photos!!!!

:tro: :D

Has the issue of needing a stylist been addressed?

Kasept 10-11-2010 01:28 PM

This just in! Belmont 3rd Results...

1 My Charming Clyde Cohen D $22.00 $8.80 $3.70

:tro::$::tro:

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 01:31 PM

Too bad it wasn't My Sick Fu*K Clyde or I'd have done a small wager... :wf

MaTH716 10-11-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 706084)
This just in! Belmont 3rd Results...

1 My Charming Clyde Cohen D $22.00 $8.80 $3.70

:tro::$::tro:

That horse probably didn't shut up the whole race....................

clyde 10-11-2010 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706081)
Say hi to Mr. Happy for me. :p

* * *

So Morty... a little birdie told me to come and read these past couple of pages.

Well jolly good sir! Nice to see you're amusing yourself with tales of, umm... yeah well....

A shame though cause I was coming down here to start a thread but now I'm condused. :zz: :confused:

It was something about something oral... something one shoves in their mouth, there wa going to be a poll about different ways of doing it and achieving a grand finale of some kind... somethng about level of vocals and position(s) of other body parts... oh and speed (!) (maybe not the best wording... something about do you like it slow or fast or...) but oh well I can't seem to remember cause reading your muff posts of the last two pages was just a leeetle bit tedious I'm sorry to say.

Not that i have anything against muff posts per se... Sightie is my friend though and I don't go there if you know what I mean.

Course I might consider it with a total stranger. :eek:


































(Kidding you perv).

Carry on, Sir.

I shall do my nice I-wanna-shove-your-c*ck-in-my-mouth-NOW thread another time.



God would I like to sixty-muff you!!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706088)
That horse probably didn't shut up the whole race....................



ROR!!




The ZC's live!!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706083)
:tro: :D

Has the issue of needing a stylist been addressed?

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 706084)
This just in! Belmont 3rd Results...

1 My Charming Clyde Cohen D $22.00 $8.80 $3.70

:tro::$::tro:

You bet that and you know you did!!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706087)
Too bad it wasn't My Sick Fu*K Clyde or I'd have done a small wager... :wf




muffy me baby!!

clyde 10-11-2010 01:44 PM

Oh God...again, ashamed to admit ...I don't recall laughing this long and hard.



I must go.





Maybe come back and start a Muffy Woods thread.




Ah wonder what a muffy woody looks like?








































snarf!!

MaTH716 10-11-2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706100)
Oh God...again, ashamed to admit ...I don't recall laughing this long and hard.



I must go.





Maybe come back and start a Muffy Woods thread.




Ah wonder what a muffy woody looks like?








































snarf!!

Hopefully they have wood floors......................

clyde 10-11-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706102)
Hopefully they have wood floors......................

huh?




Guess what MyMissMuffBall sent me?

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 02:38 PM

A picture of Casela Park?

clyde 10-11-2010 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706137)
A picture of Casela Park?

spit!!!!



no!!









EarMuffs.

I llllove them!!

clyde 10-11-2010 03:22 PM

Something =5 said has inspired me.


I must see a doctor.

Actually I recall sometime ago someone here mentioning as to whether or not horseys trash talk.

They do.....:)





Anyhoo....If My Charming Clyde were to run in the BCC,he would be number 4 or 7.Let's make him #7..OK? Zen3Yadda's would be......oh,say number 10.


They're in the gate:


.......Hey,8.What the fucl< are you lookin' at? Hey...6.Ya look fat.No way yer gettin' 10 panels taday.Zen3Yadda's...I can't see yer muff from here,but I know you're 10.You can't touch this stuff baby---no way.






























ringy-dingy!!!!






whoa!!..I better quit clownin' around.I gudda go!!







Hey...3Y's......that's a 24 scond opening quarter. Yer as.s is draggin' already,ain't it?I like runnin' back here with you.Know why? Because you think that's Smith on yer back.It ain't. That's Pat Day in a Smithy suit.

A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!



I'm off!...C U Next Tuesday!!......A-HAHAHAHAHA!









Hey,9.Yer in big trouble because here I come. 789...don't ya know.



ror!!....ah skeered his as.s.




Hey you fat fucl<s! Git outa mah way.




Out of the last turn...I'm right behind ya,Blind.

You better run!!....yer gonna miss yer stickin' morning papah!!

ror!!....here comes 3Y's....hey baby!!......I'll race ya!!




ror!!..I gudda million of 'em!




Buh Bye,Blind!



Nose to nose with ya, 3Y's.

Tard?

I ain't.



Ya gunna do the dance yet?


!!




Buh bye!!






nyyyyooooooooow!!










She finished 5th!!

A-HAHAHAHAHA!

Nice closin' baby.......perhaps they should play yer song now?





A-HAHAHAHAHA!!


Oh well....have to go the winners circle....a-gain.


See ya,suckers.



A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

my miss storm cat 10-11-2010 03:29 PM

Which one was Quality Road? Did he and Blame get on well or was there tension? Was Musket Man there? Can Espoir City speak Engligh or did he need a translater? Who had the Gitano Hernando mount? Kieren? Did he have any good gossip?

clyde 10-11-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706165)
Which one was Quality Road? Did he and Blame get on well or was there tension? Was Musket Man there? Can Espoir City speak Engligh or did he need a translater? Who had the Gitano Hernando mount? Kieren? Did he have any good gossip?

I killed Quality Mud in the Padlock.





Stop with the q&a session!

clyde 10-11-2010 06:23 PM

She's staying here with me.




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geeker2 10-11-2010 06:27 PM

chained in the basement?

clyde 10-11-2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 706229)
chained in the basement?

I ain't got no basement.

geeker2 10-11-2010 06:30 PM

post out back?

clyde 10-11-2010 06:31 PM

I'm leaving.


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