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Oh and apparently Coach has now died too. You need to send your condolences.
He excersised...whoops he played real sports to his death. Lay there well coach you will be missed. |
It's way to hot for a lot of things. Mainly...my Human Functionality class.My second session...and they have decided I need to go through What Is A Human class first.
I'll go RIP Coach now,thanks. |
Gooey has been absent.
I feel like I am safe in having sexual relations with her. Of course, it will be a new scenario as the MORTE' ManWolf is dead. |
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Does she ever stop b!tching about the heat? Oops......Hi Franny! :o |
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rule-eng un ze flour....leff-eng may ess oaf!! |
I made super-duper fudgy brownies
and you did-un'..ha-ha..ha...ha-ha |
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oh and we just had an earthquake and you did-un hahahahahahah |
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My eyes are squinting...and my lips are pursed. |
Dooryarders....there are 3 things I will not tolerate withe regard to receiving the raspberries.
They are: 1...SUPER- DUPER FUDGY BROWNIES 2...Salmon Patties 3...Hershey Bars I forgot there's a fourth. 4...Spaghetti |
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INTRODUCTION
( This one ,I'll take my time....so suffer if the installments don't come fast enough.) Gooey Gigallettiringydingybelli was a hot 4th grade science teacher . She had really,really long black hair,olive eyes,full lips,was about 5 foot 2 and weighed about 115 pounds.She had highly admirable boob-bees and very hot legs and dupa. She enjoyed wearing Borderline dresses to school. That's the name of the manufacturer. There was a good reason for that. She did this to turn on the male teachers. She knew she was hot. But what she didn't know was someone even hotter was about to enter her life.A new 4th grader just moved into town.....and he was unlike any fourth grader anyone ever knew. |
Oh boy.
Going to have a do over here.I picked a bad backdrop....the noodle is going nowhere with this. |
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ror!! I forgot about your horns. Thank you for the boost...I will do this thing. |
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Oh..I thought you were sticking pins in her doll for the heat comment.
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Gooey found out about her new iris..I mean pupil on Monday morning. She didn't think much of the notification;this was nothing new. So she left classroom about 5 minutes before the day started ( She's a grade school teacher..not a science one.I messed up.) to grab some spaghetti in the teachers lounge.
She returned at 8:05, being late as usual. Her classroom was a busy beehive of activity!! Kids were screaming,yelling and laughing...some had rubber suction cup tipped arrows on their heads and were crying ...some had pie all over their face...and some were splayed on the floor ...a few looked dead!! 'WHAT THE FUCl< IS GOING ON! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!? They did. "Now who started this?"..she said to no one imparticular. The new kid replied...'Franny did. She hit me." "eauxh!!..I did not!"..said Franny---the big liah. Before Gooey could say anything,the new kid said..''Yes you did you big liah!! And then Sighty-poo made fun of me because I don't have any shoes. She said..'you don't have any shoe-ooose....you don't have any shoe-ooose and we all have pretty ones.....ha-ha...ha...ha-ha!' "EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCl< UP!!!!"...exclaimed Gooey...She was now in Stage 4 Italian Rage. ''Who the fucl< are you?" ..she said to the new kid. "My name is Mortimer. I am the new kid." He was pretty big for a fourth grader.About 5 ft. 8, 153 pounds of US Steel muscle..sinew and blood vessels outlining the muscles.....and already displayed an animal like sensuality to women. Gooey recovering from her shock and rage, took this all in for the first time.She didn't say anything for a few seconds. She was already mentally undressing him....and feeling him. She then said.." I want you." "whoa!.I mean I want you to go to the principal's office immediately.No back sass...just go there." Gooey isn't fooling us. She knew there was a big principal's meeting in Pittsburgh. Mr.Peter Pierpoint,the prinicpal, always attended the principal's meetings in Pittsburg.P.Pierpoint thought Pittsburg was perfect for principal's meetings. Now I have to figure out where to take this for tomorrow. |
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my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!...my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!
and yours is-un' ha-ha...ha...ha-ha |
Hossy,
I am not looking forward to your keen horsey insights.It is awfulgreat you are back. Have fun,get lost. |
Did I forget to mention Franny Tsssss!! is the principal's exec. asst?
Well she is. She was at her desk.Ms.Tssss!! had on a a sizzling hot black skirt that was just this side of prison.It was a very hot day and the ac was out.Franny was on the phone with every ac repair company she could find. "I'M HOT!!!!....GODDAMITY!!!..FIX ME---I MEAN THE AC!! |
Sighty-poo called Franny once Franny had screamed out.
Yoo-Hoo!!..Franny-kins! My office air is Q-L!!...My office air is Q-L!! and yours is-un' ha-ha...ha...ha-ha |
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Good, I was worried about all that sugar intake.:p |
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There is something so wrong and confusing in that statement. Are you a hermaphrodititic wolf? |
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Yet another resurrection? If it is you Hossy...:{>::{>::{>:!!! If it isn't I take that back. |
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Let's find out,baby. |
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I'm scrapping the latest smut story.
No one likes me. |
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you are free-zing!...you are free-zing and I am no-oooot ha-ha...ha...ha-ha |
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Don't worry, I'm sure your pud block -- whoa! I mean writers block will subside. |
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It's heading here Saturday. :mad: |
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