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clyde 10-10-2010 02:32 PM

I am being made fun of----again.

Worse....my precious C.A.'s are as well.




Now I will attack the rest of the alphabetized membership with a vengence.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

clyde 10-10-2010 02:36 PM

Still alive in the OakTree Show Me Your Puddy,by the way....top 7.

Rudeboyelvis 10-10-2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705751)
I am being made fun of----again.

Worse....my precious C.A.'s are as well.




Now I will attack the rest of the alphabetized membership with a vengence.

No more Mr. Nice Guy
.


Finally.. Though you may have now squashed any chances at boo-bees

clyde 10-10-2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 705767)
Finally.. Though you may have now squashed any chances at boo-bees


Yup,taken the gloves off.


If you think Christopher Lee can get upset....just tune in about one hour later.

And we are complete through the I's...now.


I will spare no one....no one.

clyde 10-10-2010 02:54 PM

Oh..does the Lollipop song work for ya?

Rudeboyelvis 10-10-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705770)
Yup,taken the gloves off.


If you think Christopher Lee can get upset....just tune in about one hour later.

And we are complete through the I's...now.


I will spare no one....no one.

Whatever you come up with for me - it will be my new sig.

No pressure.

The Rocktard stuff is old news anyway.

clyde 10-10-2010 03:30 PM

Rudy,what can I say?




I am most behooved.

clyde 10-10-2010 04:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0




k9styl94

bow wow tag worn by Printheth Doreen

kahuna1871

muff license worn by Frangipanni Franny

kardslinger

Threw CardMe out of GB Bobby's Unstable

Karen Petersen

Steals Uncli's bush's food

kapets

who is kapets!!?? ..he's got a horse face growing out of his neck!!...at least Grier and Milan won't feel so bad anymore..I bet that's Suffy-Poo

Kathy Skiver

Speaking of Miss Vacay---Kathy is her real name...she's a Skiver Giver.....private appointments only

Keats13

Coach Pants' real love.....sorry ,Hi

keithting

very spooky bus stop town in N. Mississippi......even Rod Serling never went there..........but Suffy-Poo did.........gave a lot of Skives...made beaucoop moan-ay

kelso19

owners of Zen3Yadda's have offered horsey cemetery 5 large to dig him up for match race

kelster

hey..Kelster...nice pic---your boo bee photo.....forget it

kennethvr

paid to heat up Betsy's dupa......thought impossible by many....ken found it to be oh so true

kenny p

name of KGB's dorsal fin

kentuckyrosesinmay

will be available in the SportyBar tonight for humungous cluster fucl<

kep13

pud dresser who frosted The Philski's pud to death

Kermit

real name of LostInTheFrog

kerry222

I really have no idea

kevinm11

KGB's pud's name...he lies about heighths

key_monster

Arletta Barnshed's stashed name

kgar311

the ultimate stupid redboarder.....tries to place bets off full results charts

Khawk71

Uncli's bush's signature, located just below down arrow...small photo seen on way down as well

khcnz

skin illustration on Deb-O-Deb's left breast...wanted "KEN"...but was to drunk to enunciate properly

Kildaretown

artist decided to needle this into her right breast....why not

King Glorious

kapets made him a matyr...sued kapets claining racism...judged slapped KG....judge was a racist

Kingsgate

embroidered in colors on KG's zipper

kingsize14u

embroidered on KG's jockey flap

Kingturf

tattooed on KG's lower abdomen

KirisClown

Krispy, get out of my way...was just about to expose KG as a big liah!!..........oh now that's a good one!

Kirn

dupa tattoo worn by Franny....meaning of name is tattooed on bush....meaning no one will EVER find out

nick'skumquats

both gay-----paint odd pud formations on velvet..not selling all that great

Kol Man

once boinged Sighty-Poo in hip.....she immediately disabled his cable..then she iced him

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705635)

jerseysteve

Stevie names his articles of clothing...they all end with his name..........oh boy..

jett129

the first Canadian Spaceship

jezebel

the flurtacious Gooey's middle name

JFHorseyman

Andy Panda's travel name


jimmy the T

Stevie has pet names for his own alphabet...always sat alone in school


jinjin

jinny two times

These are probably my favorites so far. :D

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705805)
Rudy,what can I say?




I am most behooved.

Oh I thought we called him Elvis but okay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7Zp...eature=related

clyde 10-10-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705854)
These are probably my favorites so far. :D


Obvioulsy you picked those far too arbitrarily too fool me.

You think I could get one authentic word of encouragement from one of you.I work like the dickens to give you quality,wholesome entertainment...and what do i get?



Nothing.

Rudeboyelvis 10-10-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705842)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0




k9styl94

bow wow tag worn by Printheth Doreen

kahuna1871

muff license worn by Frangipanni Franny

kardslinger

Threw CardMe out of GB Bobby's Unstable

Karen Petersen

Steals Uncli's bush's food

kapets

who is kapets!!?? ..he's got a horse face growing out of his neck!!...at least Grier and Milan won't feel so bad anymore..I bet that's Suffy-Poo

Kathy Skiver

Speaking of Miss Vacay---Kathy is her real name...she's a Skiver Giver.....private appointments only

Keats13

Coach Pants' real love.....sorry ,Hi

keithting

very spooky bus stop town in N. Mississippi......even Rod Serling never went there..........but Suffy-Poo did.........gave a lot of Skives...made beaucoop moan-ay

kelso19

owners of Zen3Yadda's have offered horsey cemetery 5 large to dig him up for match race

kelster

hey..Kelster...nice pic---your boo bee photo.....forget it

kennethvr

paid to heat up Betsy's dupa......thought impossible by many....ken found it to be oh so true

kenny p

name of KGB's dorsal fin

kentuckyrosesinmay

will be available in the SportyBar tonight for humungous cluster fucl<

kep13

pud dresser who frosted The Philski's pud to death

Kermit

real name of LostInTheFrog

kerry222

I really have no idea

kevinm11

KGB's pud's name...he lies about heighths

key_monster

Arletta Barnshed's stashed name

kgar311

the ultimate stupid redboarder.....tries to place bets off full results charts

Khawk71

Uncli's bush's signature, located just below down arrow...small photo seen on way down as well

khcnz

skin illustration on Deb-O-Deb's left breast...wanted "KEN"...but was to drunk to enunciate properly

Kildaretown

artist decided to needle this into her right breast....why not

King Glorious

kapets made him a matyr...sued kapets claining racism...judged slapped KG....judge was a racist

Kingsgate

embroidered in colors on KG's zipper

kingsize14u

embroidered on KG's jockey flap

Kingturf

tattooed on KG's lower abdomen

KirisClown

Krispy, get out of my way...was just about to expose KG as a big liah!!..........oh now that's a good one!

Kirn

dupa tattoo worn by Franny....meaning of name is tattooed on bush....meaning no one will EVER find out

nick'skumquats

both gay-----paint odd pud formations on velvet..not selling all that great

Kol Man

once boinged Sighty-Poo in hip.....she immediately disabled his cable..then she iced him

:tro::tro:

clyde 10-10-2010 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 705884)
:tro::tro:

spooky!!




thaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705883)
Obvioulsy you picked those far too arbitarily too fool me.

You think I could get one authentic word of encouragement from one of you.I work like the dickens to give you quality,wholesome entertainment...and what do i get?



Nothing.

Bullshit! You were on a roll there.

I don't hand out complements like cheap, I-don't-know-whats. I meant it.

Now get back to work and for the love of Stone Gossard stay off of Patricks thread!

clyde 10-10-2010 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705887)
Bullshit! You were on a roll there.

I don't hand out complements like cheap, I-don't-know-whats. I meant it.

Now get back to work and for the love of Stone Gossard stay off of Patricks thread!



:tro::tro::tro::tro:

clyde 10-10-2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705856)
Oh I thought we called him Elvis but okay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7Zp...eature=related

Stick around lady....you're going to soon have a lot of choices.

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705891)
Stick around lady....you're going to soon have a lot of choices.

You surprise me Sir... I would have bet you were gonna say orgasm on the sad jumpie horsie thread.

clyde 10-10-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705899)
You surprise me Sir... I would have bet you were gonna say orgasm on the sad jumpie horsie thread.

But I thought "oaf!" much more fitting.




Really, I have no fear...as you know.

Just didn't seem to fit.

You didn't like "oaf!"?

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705179)


iamthelurker

neither does this one...baby, come on now.......show us your boo bees ,Care-Lah

Isn't this a guy???

clyde 10-10-2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705903)
Isn't this a guy???


Her and Randy think they're being funny.


No...not a guy.

Surprised you can't read through the sham.

clyde 10-10-2010 05:55 PM

I'm leaving before Ralphy picks up your scent.

my miss storm cat 10-10-2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705902)
But I thought "oaf!" much more fitting.




Really, I have no fear...as you know.

Just didn't seem to fit.

You didn't like "oaf!"?

4 miles, 31 obstacles, a 17 foot ditch (one of them fell and broke his neck there last year or the year before) so no... not really and i don't like what i would have thought you'd say either. I mean not THERE.

It's sick, isn't it?

Now they should make all the connections do it....

Sorry for being morbid.

No I will never believe lurker is a she by the way.

clyde 10-10-2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 705909)
4 miles, 31 obstacles, a 17 foot ditch (one of them fell and broke his neck there last year or the year before) so no... not really and i don't like what i would have thought you'd say either. I mean not THERE.

It's sick, isn't it?

Now they should make all the connections do it....

Sorry for being morbid.

No I will never believe lurker is a she by the way.


Oh..should not have skimmed it;thought they merely fell down,went boom....really, this nonsense should be outlawed



You can be morbid.

You're hot in any personality disorder you choose to play in.

Burper is Care-lah.

Rileyoriley 10-10-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705660)
Is that to say.....................r u tellin' me.....I made a fool of myself with that gooshy song rewrite,for nothing?



Is this what you are tellin'...me?

I would never call you a fool. As*hole, yes, Fool, no. :D:{>:

clyde 10-10-2010 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 705919)
I would never call you a fool. As*hole, yes, Fool, no. :D:{>:

And I was feeling so well,too.













:{>::{>:

Smooth Operator 10-10-2010 08:25 PM

LOL … great stuff, Mort :tro:

Your wit and sense of humor is unmatched.


Not to mention your striking good looks and cat-like quickness







(Staying on Morty's good side till he gets thru the S's) :D

geeker2 10-10-2010 08:29 PM

Clydee Poo I think you have bedbugs in your thread !!

clyde 10-10-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smooth Operator (Post 705948)
LOL … great stuff, Mort :tro:

Your wit and sense of humor is unmatched.


Not to mention your striking good looks and cat-like quickness







(Staying on Morty's good side till he gets thru the S's) :D


Very,very smart man...Boothy.


I enjoy you stock commentery a lot,as you know.

clyde 10-10-2010 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 705950)
Clydee Poo I think you have bedbugs in your thread !!

He's a very smart man.

Shame on you.



Learn from him...learn from him.

geeker2 10-10-2010 08:39 PM

Wow...what happen at the ICU - did they give you some human blood.

clyde 10-10-2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 705955)
Wow...what happen at the ICU - did they give you some human blood.

Well no.



I didn't go.

I was frightened.

And actually feel a little bettah...now.



But it will be touch and go for the next 24 to 48 hours,I would think.I have no one who likes me,so I suffer at my own chosen speed.Just because I killed a few who deserved it.

People are cruel.

geeker2 10-10-2010 09:00 PM

you need something to cheer you my friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZPIU0wGVkQ


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEm6B1AXEso&NR=1

clyde 10-10-2010 09:12 PM

Too kind,Ralphy---really,really.



But from what I saw of that movie, I thought it was a complete waist of cellulite.

Is that what Sighty has?




Oh...celluloid, yes.


I've laughed more at funerals.

Your intent,however, will be well reminded as I character assassinate through the rest of the alphabet.

clyde 10-10-2010 09:42 PM

At this point,I should bring up to date Pigskin MORTE' spread picking results.



I...Oh forget it.




98-0




















I may have miscounted.

Stand by.












5-2.

MaTH716 10-11-2010 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 705950)
Clydee Poo I think you have bedbugs in your thread !!

I think they look more like dung beetles.

clyde 10-11-2010 11:08 AM

And the name /license number of your pus.sy, Miss =5?

clyde 10-11-2010 11:19 AM

It's Monday.


I offed a school crossing guard this morning.They feel a little too powerful,so ...she got it.




At least with me,you know exactly where I am coming from.

MaTH716 10-11-2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706021)
And the name /license number of your pus.sy, Miss =5?

No p.ussy, but apparently you know my Pud's name already.............
Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705090)
handride

ror!...=5's pud's name


clyde 10-11-2010 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 706029)
No p.ussy, but apparently you know my Pud's name already.............


thawd!!!!








!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 10-11-2010 12:04 PM

But I do understand Sighty's muff and Gooey's muff are now Bud Boardies---I mean Board Buddies.




It's a beautiful thing.


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