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geeker2 07-07-2010 01:17 PM

I fear no one! As you saw in the other thread all I need do is invoke your name and they cower..

clyde 07-07-2010 01:19 PM

!!



At least my name does ,sometimes, appear to do good works rather than for graffiti board display.

clyde 07-07-2010 01:29 PM

Have over extended again...but this is pretty good:


....just when the caterpillar thought life was over,it became a butterfly....


Don't you wish you were a caterpillar?

Wish I could claim the verse, but I can't.






Ah wonder what Debbie would look like as a buttahfly?

God..I better go.

geeker2 07-07-2010 01:29 PM

I have pondered what exactly is Sighty buying at Whole Foods?

clyde 07-07-2010 01:31 PM

Whole things.


Googlies!

Sightseek 07-07-2010 01:35 PM

Grass-fed steak
Buffalo steak
prepared foods (their grilled chicken is great!)
light cream
eggs
greek yogurt
wine
all fruit apricot jelly
blueberries
bananas
romaine lettuce
cucumbers
pomegranite lemondade

clyde 07-07-2010 02:10 PM

Holly Mother of God!!

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:19 PM

I have a problem:

can't decide betwixt Rachel or Zen

should I read the thread?

clyde 07-07-2010 02:21 PM

no!

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 665741)
If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
The Bombardier Beetle, when disturbed, defends itself by emitting a series of explosions, sometimes setting off 4 or 5 reports in succession. The noises sound like miniature popgun blasts and are accompanied by a cloud of reddish colored vile smelling fluid.
It is commonly known that ants keep slaves. Certain species, the so-called Sanguinary Ants in particular, will raid the nests of other ant tribes and kill the queen and then kidnap many of the workers. The workers are brought back to the captor's hive where they are coerced into performing menial tasks.


When did this become the nature channel?

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 665753)
spot showed up my shirt during lunch today....

You missed my Frangipannie Franica Frannipallozza!!!!
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 666085)
Holly Mother of God!!

Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p


King Cake?:p:D

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666095)
King Cake?:p:D

BLECH!!!!!!

The strawberries were grand though!

clyde 07-07-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p


no!

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p

Zenyatta bobbleheads???????

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665979)
I have a Debbie problem..I admit as much.














Ms. Longerie was
( ror!!) sitting pretty in a seance.

Yes.



Mortimer had died again and she wanted him back.The head spirit finder summoned Mortimer's spirit as Debbie wanted him to come into her.




Debbie suddenly went into rapid convulsive fits.







After several minutes, she reached normalcy once again.... and verified he came.

And went..................

















They have out-patient clinics for problems such as yours.:)

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:38 PM

Oh Geeker......



I would like a frozen margarita and some strawberries, would you get those for me?


Testing Clydeesdale's theory that Ralp is DebODeb and mineuns fetch boy.

DebODeb would you like anything?

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666107)
Zenyatta bobbleheads???????


StoP!!!!

:mad:

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666110)
Oh Geeker......



I would like a frozen margarita and some strawberries, would you get those for me?


Testing Clydeesdale's theory that Ralp is DebODeb and mineuns fetch boy.

DebODeb would you like anything?

A Kahlua milkshake please.:)

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666107)
Zenyatta bobbleheads???????

I'm going to race my Rachel bobblehead against the Zenyatta and write a thread about it. Should be fun.

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666114)
A Kahlua milkshake please.:)

Ah think he is ignoring us!!!

geeker2 07-07-2010 02:48 PM

I am on it......just like I was on the bobble ;)

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666117)
Ah think he is ignoring us!!!

Must be his coffee break.

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666115)
I'm going to race my Rachel bobblehead against the Zenyatta and write a thread about it. Should be fun.

I predict Zen by a head.:D

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666115)
I'm going to race my Rachel bobblehead against the Zenyatta and write a thread about it. Should be fun.

Should we ask not so smooth or the injun who is going to win. Dougie can make the M/L!!!!

I'm going to start a thread on which horsey should have been the greatest horsey EVAH, who cares about the triple crown.

by the way I'm going to Vegas too, maybe we should meet up...:p

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 666118)
I am on it......just like I was on the bobble ;)

And you were SO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD on that one. :mad:

I had to resort to ebay.

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666119)
Must be his coffee break.


Did you tell him he could take a break...I sure didn't!!!

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666121)
Should we ask not so smooth or the injun who is going to win. Dougie can make the M/L!!!!

I'm going to start a thread on which horsey should have been the greatest horsey EVAH, who cares about the triple crown.

by the way I'm going to Vegas too, maybe we should meet up...:p



I pick Trigger as the best horsey evah!!!!! And he would have won the TC if he had run in it!:tro:

geeker2 07-07-2010 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666122)
And you were SO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD on that one. :mad:

I had to resort to ebay.


Damn ...was that you I sold it to..

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666121)
Should we ask not so smooth or the injun who is going to win. Dougie can make the M/L!!!!

I'm going to start a thread on which horsey should have been the greatest horsey EVAH, who cares about the triple crown.

by the way I'm going to Vegas too, maybe we should meet up...:p

Just don't let RockTard know about this, he might unfairly jinx a horsey...


Gooey leads the cheer squad! Coach will be caller!

Best horsey race EVAH!

geeker2 07-07-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666123)
Did you tell him he could take a break...I sure didn't!!!

no bull whips please

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 666125)
Damn ...was that you I sold it to..

I'm going to ask Clydeee to dock your pay.:mad:

geeker2 07-07-2010 03:01 PM

Sighty I just had one of those bean/tofu wraps from Whole Foods and some cole slaw - yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

geeker2 07-07-2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666128)
I'm going to ask Clydeee to dock your pay.:mad:


Rumor - please bite your owner

clyde 07-07-2010 04:00 PM

!!


Boy did I miss a lot...this is highly amusing stuff.

Everyone is posting at such a high level, I award you all the highest possible award.





The 10 large pies surrounded by the 7 exclamation point cluster:

















!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 07-07-2010 04:03 PM

...uh-oh...



I did notice a downer post.

I think you're right ,Geeker. Debbie doesn't really like it anymore.

This puts me into depression.I call it, Gooey-Phooey.







And when I get depressed...I am not a very nice person.


Hey!

Ryan!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI

clyde 07-07-2010 04:21 PM

Let's have some deep thought time.



I ,as we all do, have been going back and inside---a retrospective introspective.

Yes.




And the one thing I lock onto is something which happened....it's not like a rite of passage or one of those really life altering events.....I mean it's about one, but what happened wasn't in that category. It's like a sub phylum of it all.Something happens and it seems to make a statement...seems to mean something profound.A sign,maybe is better.



I don't think I'm being clear.


I should interject something; for a while I have thought about time and that when you peal it all back,I don't think there is such a thing.Wouldn't you know it,an article in Sci.Amer. was about the very same thing. Theoreticals are now questioning,strongly, if there is such a thing as time. They used some very confusing examples to explain this, but, not being as smart as them, I think I can unconfuse with a better example.

There always has been space,gravity,radiation,light, and all the little quantumy things.Humans didn't invent any of them.We discovered them,but they have always been here.

Time is the one thing they all have putzed around with that we did invent.But when you think about it....what the fucl< is it? The article mentioned events and processes take the place of time. That there is no time,but simply the two aforementioned entities happening...and they don't have anything to do with time. I think Stevie Hawking theorized the past present and the future are all occurring together.If true, that would be another indicator that time is fucl<ed.



Now, this should help me in explaining my main point.

























Which I forgot.

geeker2 07-07-2010 04:26 PM

perhaps a shopping trip to Whole Foods would help you....

could you pick up a few things for Sighty while you are there?

clyde 07-07-2010 04:45 PM

You know what,Geeker......I don't think she really needs anything.




The little brat really seems to have it together.

But I don't , so I have to go now to my How To Live As A Functional Human class.


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