I thought you enjoyed my Odes to Morty?

NO!!



WAIT!!






I'm turning it back on!!!!!

OkeyDokey ma'am..



...let's see 'em.




I mean it...







..the odes.











Brother...here I go again.




:o

and i'm the one with a thing for sightseek?? between you trying to get her setup with both myself and drugS, and your penchant for flirting with her, well, nuff said bout that!

~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun! ;)

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

It's my animal instinct.





A predator's prey should always be surprised.

Hi guys. Whats going on?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We're gonna need 10 pie wagons for this one.









YIPPIE!








FINE WORK SIGHTY-POO!




=;>

r u kidding me?

So nice ...it must be shown twice:









~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

after a momentary lapse of sanity, morty is back to normal. that's what's up!

weak.

WingNut...DingBat............weak?



What about......WingNut...ArmPit?

I think it's a ten pie-er myself.

ten pies all around!


I've missed you Morty. I wish i didnt have to do that dreaded thing called gambling!! Woops, I meant work.

Too kind.


Yon Dillinger,Dispencer,Diaper,Yep and Snarlin'Jim are starting up a Mortimer Fan Club...haven't you heard??

Is is the AuntyMorty fan club?

ror!




Oh that was a GOOOOOOOOOOD one!


I put your pies inside.






Those cry babies don't like me.

I call them names.

=:>








But through out all of their sniveling and foot stomping I thought of those poor miners who appear to have lost their lives and the brave rescuers ...some of who have lost theirs.


It's called contrast...I believe.


What a sorry lot these strange creatures here are....."words will never hurt me."

There are a lot of folk's that just dont understand you Morty. They think you are a big meanie... or worse... a GROWN MAN!





I for one appreciate your wisdom, good looks, and charm.



I am going to write your name in for the presidential candidate when I vote.

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.. correct?