I have for sale the following items:


1......Photos of a certain posters massive tail.SOLD

2......Andys phone number.SOLD

3......One used,but reconditioned ,Vaporization Chamber.

4......SOLD
5...... SOLD
6.......Photos of thoroughbred mares running very fast from the breeding shed.FREEBEE TO HOSSY

7.......SOLD
8........SOLD

9.......My own book "How To Win Friends and Vaporize...I mean Influence People".

I want 10% of whatever you make on the shots of my ass.

and I need a smallish type % since it was kinda sorta my idea...:D

ror!



I think we just identified that "certain" poster.

Items 4,5,7 and 8 have been sold.

Item number one has been sold.

As has item no. 2.








Congratulations ClownTheRetch...I KNOW you will enjoy them.

In regards to #1....taking into consideration her height and weight....I highly doubt that a "massive tail" is part of the package.

what did we make?

not sure if oscar would agree

Oscar and I need to have a talk then...maybe he is getting too big for his britches....

I do hope our guy PointGiven1985 was the highest bidder/buyer of Andy's telephone number Morte'. I mean it was so kind of you to do that to your good friend. To share his number like that, for your financial gain.

I'm sure that he will be thrilled. And that he will look forward to long hours on the phone giving PG1985 lessons of the game.

Just in case though Morte', I think I'd add a few extra locks, dead bolts, etc, maybe even home alarm monitoring, and an officer on duty for drive-bys.

He may kill you!

ClownTheRetch has returned ,for a full refund ,item no. 1




It is now back up for whale...I mean sale.

Oh for you?....free.

Well what do you think makes up 70% of that weight???

ClownTheRetch has already purchased item no.2




What are friends for...anyway?

boo-bees.

KNEW i loved you for a reason:o

Highly amusing ma'am!!





Perhaps you care to send a photograph?

Item number one has been resold to lardbuckets.com for world wide display.




"We" aren't saying how much "we" made.