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Unfortunately,my trained seal,=5, is not here to assist me...and I really love his inspirational horn bar music.
I do have my trained moan-kay here, i am the burper. But she's really stupid. |
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Deboarah will kill me before the day's over.
She thinks I'm an as.shole. She has no problem letting me know as much. I think a divorce is in order, but she has such a nice dupa that I just can't do it. Have work to do and people to help,so hang on for the P's.My trained seal should be back by then as well. |
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And you're still an as*hole.:D |
Well,fancy running into you.
:) You are like sssssso lucky I have to cut stinking grass right now. Actually...I think I'm the lucky one. But still----:{>::{>: |
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May I have 25,000 dollars? pleeeeeeease? |
And for those of you thinking evil wishes upon me...I am Mortypoo-kins.
I can get away with anything I want here. Because I am the cutest as.shole you ever saw. |
EasyBake won't be upset with me.
Oh...maybe for 4 or 5 hours.Just about as long as it takes to do her outside yard chores I assign her each day. Deb-O loves me, don''t ya know. |
My new vanilla/jasmine oil mix is working wonders.
Was high scorer in the receivee's of fellatio-poo league this week. Before I go for more prey....am going to P. |
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paceman leading Stevie graffitist packerbacker7964 tryng to be first whale to live on land pacman116 lllloves Eskeeemo Pie!! pageup85 cowboy who enjoys roping fence posts ....goal is to eventually win the Mongrel...a 1500 mile horsey race. ...these things are really catching fire......so is tether ball paisjpq I just popped a woody....her name sounds like she's gagging,no?...anyhoo--infamous serial darter who would nail you from 500 feet if she didn't like your shoes......she really likes Sighty's pretty shoes and Hossy stole 3 pair from her...so he's doing well....her car has nice tits....too bad ----uh,no... Pallasmore I'm pretty shore I chopped his head off a few months ago parenstein aging former stripper....known as Charlotte the Harlot parlay bets on golf parsixfarms chief trimmer at Bush Gardens ..actually gets paid for it!! Past Post counts fence posts on road trips.....hates mile markers PatCummings Lupe Fiasco's failed attempt at Piccaso copying Patricia madly in love with me....sends me boo bee photos ...nice----told her to go fucl< herself anyways Patrick333 trying to steal all of Gooey's moan-ay Patty a googlie Paullito gay googlie paulo537 ''happy" googlie paulwalt@adelphia.net also known as the ''Texas Virus"...tries to emulate the universe in your registry,but only produces a lone star Pawtucket strange twang of the Berkshire crazy people......trying to say ..''My Dad took it." paydaynut Buckwheat trying to say...."Hey Danny,why doesn't your pus.sy have a name??" Payson Dave worst male i-net cruiser on record...0 fror 342.....don't let it get you down,DaveMayson!! pb72vett trying to impress...failing to do so pba1817 Buffalo policeman.....always says..'Say,it's not that bad.Keep your head up!"...thinks he's funny.. pdrift1 escaped painful race descriptions at Wonderbread Tampions peddler latest job offer for Vic S......probably will bite on it.. Pedigree Ann Buckwheat broke jaw trying to say her name.... peetsa name of Merlinsky's muff...has double cheese and peppers on it.. pemberton Aunty Cooby's Fetch Boy Perfect Million grade I once gave EasyBake's dupa... PerfectlyaDriftinRacing Stevie DooDah-o-witzes real name perkinpeak a strategy used on Sighty's nipples |
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..Oh Gooey-poo,Dahling!! |
I have to admit,I laugh heartily at my own Character Assassinations.
Even more fun when listening to LolliDebbie--I mean pop. Oh boy. |
Debbie left in a huff.
I think she's really mad at me. I'm such an as.shole. :D |
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Trivia Time! Two very special Nerdy Trailers lived in Rhody Island. Name them. |
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Franny and Freeda the Poproise! |
Nope, not Freeda.
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PuderyInRhodeIsland? |
Reread your question and I am sniffing a lot of self worship.
If you say no.2 is you....I won't believe it. |
Now I'm a losah.
blech |
Debbie...from one losah to anothah.....
Start over. It seemed funny at the time. Really did. Only meant it in jest,but maybe it was in bad taste. Start over. Debbie, I didn't mean it.Haven't you ever stuck your foot in your mouth? I can't believe I'm doing this bad. Debbie.....I know I should not have expected you to swallow that one. I'm crying!!!! Debbie..I'm sorry and expunged it. |
After the P's I need to take one
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eauxh that was a good one!!
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did you do the S's yet?
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DON'T YOU JUST LOVE DEBODEB!
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Ah don't feel sa hot and probably will konk out her in about 5 minutes. But I promise my fine work returns tomorow...losah that I am. |
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She hates me now...can't blame her. This is your fault. |
Does this have anything to do with Penis size?
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Yes..you're very funny.
So you have won her.....hope you tear each others eyeballs out. Now....sick as I am, ah got me a great ah-dee-er. And you know thier power. I may type from the hospital tomorrow, but this has to go from noodle to i-net space...now. |
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have you heard about the handsome criuser he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time have you heard about the handsome cruiser he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo sit down, look at me...now look at you now look at me...now look at you Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide! i have to face up, someone will waste clyde have you heard about the handsome criuser he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time have you heard about the handsome cruiser he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line lucky in cards least that's what they say she lost her shirt then she gambled her lunch money away she still keeps searching though there's nothing left staked her skirt and lost that,too now she says.,"eauxh!! look how much money ah have lost! have you heard about the handsome criuser he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time have you heard about the handsome cruiser he's a cruiser,the girl all queue'd up in a line "It's okay", she smiles and says though this 52 card rape is giving her a pinch face she don't show what goes on in her head nobody home,the noodle is dead sit down, look at me...now look at you now look at me...now look at you Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide! i have to face up, someone will waste clyde have you heard about the handsome criuser he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time have you heard about the handsome cruiser he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line :D -Alan Speegish- selection from FLAKES OF SNOW |
and now...i must die
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....almost there..had to noodle this one out...
4 Debbie..you is what you is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E don't go changing, or rearranging the way you think out loud don't think bad of me,even though i am just don't throw me out the door i would not leave you, in times of trouble for you the stars aren't too far i've been with you, and been without you please stay in one place,and just the way you are don't think side ways,it's just my ways even though it comes out square you always have my, full attention although it seems i'm not all there i don't want glitsy,animation my eyes can't see that near i just want someone, that I can buzz here i want you just the way you are i really do know,you always will be the way that you are now and so will i be,i'm always near you i only wish that i knew how if i said i love you, you wouldn't believe me but this i promise is so true and maybe says it,just like a letter p.s.--stay just the way you are i don't want glitsy,animation my eyes can't see that near i just want someone, that I can buzz here i want you just the way you are -Alan Speegish- from FLAKES OF SNOW ...and now to the hospital... |
And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:
''Is it me?" |
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Back to 2nd page of J's.
(Hey..don't blame me.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0 jefff777 a failed James Bond code jengbloom1 what Arletta named her wart jenroypa and what the wart named her in return jerseybred their hearty rye blows JerseyJ try their hash....so catchy jerseysteve Stevie names his articles of clothing...they all end with his name..........oh boy.. jett129 the first Canadian Spaceship JewelPrincess what Dahla named her nose jezebel the flurtacious Gooey's middle name JFHorseyman Andy Panda's travel name JIMFROMLI 78th take on Fridge's first response to floor jimmy the T Stevie has pet names for his own alphabet...always sat alone in school JimP this is what you get with these awful J's jinjin jinny two times jitbag even i won't touch this one jjbubbs it's him;right? jjf1031 a certain peanut buttah in witness protection program..name has been scrambled jjkchb gembo!! JJP food additive at NoAdvantage jlubbers Texas town deep in the Gulf of Mexico jman5581 thought up mythical character ---artie lange jmhartt bobkidney's friend jminrod rojimd...more bettah jmj934 that looks like if snails could fly jms62 whodoyouworkfor!! jmurphy1 name of Sighty's......................................what 's the time--anyone? jntn complete this cipher jockey dad God, they're starting this again joe once greased 134 ounces of slop in 12 seconds joe chavez pronounced ----kah-vahs.......kah-vahs...say it with me....kah-vahs |
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You should know by now I NEVER take you seriously.:{> |
Is that to say.....................r u tellin' me.....I made a fool of myself with that gooshy song rewrite,for nothing?
Is this what you are tellin'...me? |
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