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Sightseek 07-06-2010 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665690)
Now I understand.

It is hard,Uncly, when you try to help someone who seems to really need it and you make personal sacrifices to help---only to get stiffed in the end.

Which is probably a perfect way to describe your thanks, although I didn't mean it ....quite that way.




I'm ashamed to say I have kind of been in that guys shoes...too recently.

I know you would have helped and believe me....you would have got back your moneys worth...easy.

I do feel bad for you, but doing good things...really,really good things like you did...no matter what the end result is...it goes in your life folder as a very good thing to have done.




Always have thought a lot of you.Honest.Wouldn't lie about something as sensitive.Some people here know I always have.





Don't feel so bad.

You did a rare and very good thing.
I love this!

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 07:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665455)
Debbie..you're not getting ac...and you are not going anywhere.
:mad:

Sightseek 07-06-2010 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 665716)
I was going to vaccinate spot today, but he's still gone.:(
I'll send out the spot finder!

Payson Dave 07-06-2010 07:53 PM
spot showed up my shirt during lunch today....

herkhorse 07-06-2010 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 665753)
spot showed up my shirt during lunch today....
remove him at once!, then send him home

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 07:55 PM
It's 100 degrees today. I ask for AC and I get a HOT tub!:mad:
I'm leaving!
I'm taking my taxi and moving to the Snowy Woods.

Payson Dave 07-06-2010 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665755)
It's 100 degrees today. I ask for AC and I get a HOT tub!:mad:
I'm leaving!
I'm taking my taxi and moving to the Snowy Woods.

You just need a bit of motorboating....

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 665756)
You just need a bit of motorboating....
Dogsledding.........:)

clyde 07-06-2010 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 665741)
If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
The Bombardier Beetle, when disturbed, defends itself by emitting a series of explosions, sometimes setting off 4 or 5 reports in succession. The noises sound like miniature popgun blasts and are accompanied by a cloud of reddish colored vile smelling fluid.
It is commonly known that ants keep slaves. Certain species, the so-called Sanguinary Ants in particular, will raid the nests of other ant tribes and kill the queen and then kidnap many of the workers. The workers are brought back to the captor's hive where they are coerced into performing menial tasks.

Another example of an anthropomorphism,BeefHerky.





You are talking about Canadians.

clyde 07-06-2010 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 665748)
I love this!
Oh God I'm crying!!




Join me,won't you?

clyde 07-06-2010 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665749)
:mad:
=:>


But no smut story comment.



This is not good.

I am in huge trouble.

clyde 07-06-2010 08:25 PM
She is really upset about this...that's why her reticence blasts my ears.




Maybe I should do another?

geeker2 07-06-2010 08:30 PM
keep digging...I think it's your only way out

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665762)
=:>


But no smut story comment.



This is not good.

I am in huge trouble.

You have very nice hired help.:tro:

clyde 07-06-2010 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665777)
You have very nice hired help.:tro:
I hate you.

clyde 07-06-2010 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 665776)
keep digging...I think it's your only way out
Shut up,Eddie.

geeker2 07-06-2010 08:41 PM
please tell Rumor to bite him

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 665786)
please tell Rumor to bite him
Rumor loves everybody.:) (Except chickens)

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665780)
I hate you.
:{>:;)

clyde 07-06-2010 08:52 PM
Oh stop it.

..and who the fucl< is Rumor?



Stop yakking with Ralph.

geeker2 07-06-2010 08:56 PM
please control your thread

clyde 07-06-2010 08:57 PM
!!

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665796)
Oh stop it.

..and who the fucl< is Rumor?



Stop yakking with Ralph.
Rumor is my new puppy.

I will yak with your hired help if I wish.:D

geeker2 07-06-2010 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665808)
Rumor is my new puppy.

I will yak with your hired help if I wish.:D
Tip please

Rileyoriley 07-06-2010 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 665814)
Tip please
Don't cough up hairballs on the new rug.

clyde 07-06-2010 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665808)
Rumor is my new puppy.

I will yak with your hired help if I wish.:D
!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

geeker2 07-06-2010 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665817)
Don't cough up hairballs on the new rug.


RoR :{>:

clyde 07-07-2010 11:00 AM
..aw fer the love a mike...I have another pm...it won't be a leg or dupa photo....it won't even be a death threat......it will be yet another complaint......you watch...

clyde 07-07-2010 11:03 AM
It wasn't any of the above.



But it wasn't bad at all.

clyde 07-07-2010 11:20 AM
I have a Debbie problem..I admit as much.














Ms. Longerie was ( ror!!) sitting pretty in a seance.

Yes.


Mortimer had died again and she wanted him back.The head spirit finder summoned Mortimer's spirit as Debbie wanted him to come into her.




Debbie suddenly went into rapid convulsive fits.







After several minutes, she reached normalcy once again.... and verified he came.

clyde 07-07-2010 11:24 AM
Don't have a lot of time here...just a few more minutes...maybe 45.



So if anyone needs healing, why you've come to the right place.This is what dooryards are for.



Is that the right "heal?"

God I hope so.

Sightseek 07-07-2010 11:28 AM
I foolishly read the Rachel thread.


How do I take back those moments of my life?

clyde 07-07-2010 11:36 AM
My yutz...UPS!!..I mean , my child;you simply can't.


The R and Z words must be avoided.They are trigger words and cause copious consternation.





In other words---quit it.

clyde 07-07-2010 11:48 AM
Somebody better come up with a personal problem quick....I'm about to have yet another Debbie moment.

Sightseek 07-07-2010 11:49 AM
Phooey.


No Miracle Healer here.

clyde 07-07-2010 11:53 AM
!!




Not to worry.

Davey's coming to your town...soon!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daINQa-OsZw





I'm kidding.

clyde 07-07-2010 11:59 AM
I thonk Sighty-poo just thudded...missed the "I'm kidding " part.




I gudda go.

clyde 07-07-2010 01:07 PM
Phooey.


It's no fun being a paranoid schizophrenic......but I have to clear something up, just in case.No one yelled at me. I am clearing on my own.If someone did yell at me, I would not do this thing.





Now,when I said this:

It is hard,Uncly, when you try to help someone who seems to really need it and you make personal sacrifices to help---only to get stiffed in the end.


I was not speaking of anyone on this board or who has ever been on this board. It was regarding persons and /or a person...not of this board.








I have 5 minutes should anything be troubling Sighty----I mean anyone.

geeker2 07-07-2010 01:10 PM
I need help with my IGGY list

clyde 07-07-2010 01:13 PM
Not surprised....you need help with your shopping list.







KIDDING!-KIDDING!




What snot is bothering you?


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