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Payson Dave 06-26-2007 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
:eek:

Morty!!!

You need to fire Dave.

awww was jest funnin wit ya

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
....ror!!.....fucl<in'-aye!!....i'm sorry ma'am....but you essentially went bananas over the f-350....i would have bet it would have taken a little more than that...but...........oh well.......please just pay your bill on time for the dusting services.......

You want to see me go bananas...

tell me you have an F-450. ;)

Mortimer 06-26-2007 10:33 AM

..i have just received a reqest for dusting services from uncly trust....hmmm....who's next up for this job ticket?......oh....tommy no chance...looks like this is your chance.......let's move it sir....

Mortimer 06-26-2007 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You want to see me go bananas...

tell me you have an F-450. ;)


...i have a really old little metal peddle car ....bright green.....i flap my lips very fast to make the engine sound...

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
...i have a really old little metal peddle car ....bright green.....i flap my lips very fast to make the engine sound...

Had me one o dem too...had to get rid of it cause my knees kept hittin my chin when I got in it and tried to peddle...mine was a fire engine... with ladders to boot

Mortimer 06-26-2007 11:10 AM

OOOOOOOOOO

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
..i have just received a reqest for dusting services from uncly trust....hmmm....who's next up for this job ticket?......oh....tommy no chance...looks like this is your chance.......let's move it sir....



i thought you were the expert duster morte'



i only want the best

Mortimer 06-26-2007 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
i thought you were the expert duster morte'



i only want the best




...i use to do all dusting but my business grew and now have contract dusters.......by the way.......have you been traded??....i was not aware...

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

...i use to do all dusting but my business grew and now have contract dusters.......by the way.......have you been traded??....i was not aware...



oh sometimes i like to be traded



ya know


just for the fun of it

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh sometimes i like to be traded



ya know


just for the fun of it

Oh boy.

Dave wants to play with your boo bees. Just thought you should know.

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh boy.

Dave wants to play with your boo bees. Just thought you should know.


do I detect a hint of jealousy?

Mortimer 06-26-2007 11:23 AM

...ya just can't buy stuff like this.......don't ya know....

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh boy.

Dave wants to play with your boo bees. Just thought you should know.

You need to reread the post...Antilust gets one of yours and I get the other...there is enough to go around right???

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
You need to reread the post...Antilust gets one of yours and I get the other...there is enough to go around right???

You must think I have some 'bodacious tatas', Dave.

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
...ya just can't buy stuff like this.......don't ya know....


oh but you can morte'

and i can direct you to a few of those websites if you like


wink




so


who gets the pleasure of dusting me? Since you are the boss!

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You must think I have some 'bodacious tatas', Dave.

Ahh I remember that filly very well...who could forget a horse with a name like that....I wonder if that name would get approved these days...

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You must think I have some 'bodacious tatas', Dave.


are you talking about me behind my back again?






sweet

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Ahh I remember that filly very well...who could forget a horse with a name like that....I wonder if that name would get approved these days...


sure,


shes running in the 10:55 PM



On July 27



At the Parting Glass Racino





ridden' by



the jock of your choice

Antitrust32 06-26-2007 11:31 AM

I'm giving myself ten pies for that last one



OOOOOOOOOO

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Ahh I remember that filly very well...who could forget a horse with a name like that....I wonder if that name would get approved these days...

I remember her too... great name!

Do you remember Smelly? "And coming up in the rear is SMELLY!"

Sorry... off topic.

Back to PantyLust and her big boo bees.

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I'm giving myself ten pies for that last one



OOOOOOOOOO

worth all of that....I'll try to make weight as a jock for this steeplechase event...hurdles and all

Mortimer 06-26-2007 12:17 PM

And now....a permanet mortytorium.







poof

Rileyoriley 06-26-2007 09:45 PM

Seems like there was a whole lotta dusting going on around here today. And I missed it.:mad:

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Seems like there was a whole lotta dusting going on around here today. And I missed it.:mad:

You missed a lot, DebOHDeb. Morty has left us... for tonight. :(

Mortimer 06-27-2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Seems like there was a whole lotta dusting going on around here today. And I missed it.:mad:


WAIT A MINUTE!!






Ya mean...you DUST!!?







Perhaps you may be in luck.

There is a "situation" in another place going on which may make me come back her to the Trails.







Let's see which way the wheel spins.

Rileyoriley 06-27-2007 05:53 PM

Why do I feel like I'm in a soap opera all of a sudden. It must be "All My Dusters".:D

Rileyoriley 06-27-2007 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
WAIT A MINUTE!!






Ya mean...you DUST!!?







Perhaps you may be in luck.

There is a "situation" in another place going on which may make me come back her to the Trails.







Let's see which way the wheel spins.


You better come back. What would "Morty's Girls" be without Morty? Kind of like "Charlie's Angels" without Charlie! Just doesn't cut it.:(

Mortimer 06-27-2007 06:10 PM

It looks as though the other site lost out.







Dusting?

Rileyoriley 06-27-2007 06:14 PM

Their loss, our gain.:)

Mortimer 06-27-2007 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Their loss, our gain.:)

Mighty white a ya..ma'am.

Mortimer 07-04-2007 09:19 PM

And now we have mos' honobur dumb as s fo everyone.....





...Mistah A Ryan.....King of Junger.

Mortimer 07-04-2007 09:25 PM

A Ryan jearous of me.....he no rike me have beautfur radies ....




,,,,but me do!

Coach Pants 07-04-2007 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
A Ryan jearous of me.....he no rike me have beautfur radies ....




,,,,but me do!


Mortimer 07-05-2007 09:30 AM

That was pretty darned funny.

OOOOOOOOOO





I encourage the lovely ladies here to start a Doo-Dah club for the Japanese jungle poster....ARyan.

Mortimer 07-05-2007 12:47 PM

Mort, it sounds like we have another case of someone who is "tired of being married." If only he would have sought counsel here before straying.

Now where can I send you that money for the Thistleydowns pick six syndicate?

-----------------

Mr. Late Fires......I did want to answer you in the other place before the rude interruption.


But that was great!...I forgot about the earlier group healing session.




( and ixnay on the yndicatesay...pm me)

Antitrust32 07-05-2007 01:03 PM

morte', are you the secret luvar?

Mortimer 07-05-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
morte', are you the secret luvar?


NNNO.




r u?

Antitrust32 07-05-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
NNNO.




r u?


only in my dreams morty,


only in my dreams

Mortimer 07-05-2007 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
only in my dreams morty,


only in my dreams

What about Cajunatah?

Antitrust32 07-05-2007 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
What about Cajunatah?


oh she's my luva, but its no secret


;)


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