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Indian Charlie 08-19-2007 01:31 AM

as i lay on the floor doing my stretches (have fun with that morty!) i had a full scale riot going on around me as my ferrets were playing.

for some reason, this brought morty to mind.

i don't know what my point in this post is, but it got me to thinking.

what it got me to thinking about was that we really need to make a concerted effort to get pg1985 back on these boards and then we need to unleash him on morty.

between pg's keen insights into the human mind and his devastatingly sarcastic wit, he would make minced meat pie out of ole' morty!

i think he'd make his head implode, which would be an interesting event to witness.

anyways, 5 more posts to go for # 666!! the number of the mortician.

AeWingnut 08-19-2007 09:40 AM


Mortimer 08-19-2007 11:57 AM

Hello everyone.

I am The Carla-LaHO.






UPS!






I mean I am The Care-La.

I am using Morty's account because I forgot AuntyCooby's.



LOL!







Oh well...but I am stopping by to also say how much I love my MortyKins.He is such a cutie-pie and you bad men who are also very ugly should just shut your big mouths.





BURP.






Oh...I'm sorry. I've been drinking double shots of whiskey with Coke all day.




Hello Hossy!

Hello Mr. Semiconductor.....by the way ..... r u and The Abominable Snowman the Riccola Bros??








HA!






That was a good one.




You people leave Morty alone or I will sic my mice on you.

Mortimer 08-19-2007 12:07 PM

Oh..I forgot to say Hi to Arty.









Good.

AeWingnut 08-19-2007 12:21 PM

1 moe
who wants it

Mortimer 08-19-2007 12:26 PM

I am CM Oreo. It beats being a Vanilla Wafer.



The Care-La gave me Morty's account. She gives me everything. I am her trained eunuch.




But I noticed The Semiconducter was stretching at 2 AM. Doesn't he know that 's how Yep....BentMahPud bent his pud?



Oh what do I know.


I'll say anything no matter how goofy it sounds.....as long as The Care-La keeps me on a pedestal.

I hate ploytrack.

Mortimer 08-19-2007 03:58 PM

Hi.


I'm Beelzebub.

I chose to use Mortimers name,but could have used anyones.I did so because he is the only true predator here. The rest of you are weak sissy babies.


I wanted to leave you a note. Did you know everyone in here talks about you behind your back? Everyone here hates everyone else.


You all should do someting about that.

You really should.

AeWingnut 08-19-2007 04:47 PM

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl
Please look at me
Punk rock girl
What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Punk rock girl
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl
It makes no sense
Punk rock girl
Your dad is vice president
Just like the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said he don't work here
We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin

We got into her car away we started rollin
I said how much you pay for this
Said nothin man it's stolen

Punk rock girl
You look so wild
Punk rock girl
Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me
Punk rock girl



hi_im_god 08-19-2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl
Please look at me
Punk rock girl
What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Punk rock girl
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl
It makes no sense
Punk rock girl
Your dad is vice president
Just like the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said he don't work here
We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin

We got into her car away we started rollin
I said how much you pay for this
Said nothin man it's stolen

Punk rock girl
You look so wild
Punk rock girl
Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me
Punk rock girl



this is the last place on earth i thought i'd ever find another dead milkmen fan.

mst3k and you drive a bitchin camero?

we have to talk.

AeWingnut 08-19-2007 05:13 PM

it's like having Joe Cocker as your bellboy

http://www.torgo.org/torgo/

no camero

stinkin' Lincoln Mark VIII
still have my '67 Cougar though


don't run but it will some day

Indian Charlie 08-19-2007 06:30 PM

love me two times, cause i've got aids.

AeWingnut 08-19-2007 06:36 PM

STD Stables Lava Man
 
Will he win or is 3rd the best we can hope for.

Mortimer 08-19-2007 07:15 PM

I'm Andy Sirloin...I mean Serling.






And you're not.


Too bad ain't it?




Well everyone else is using Morty's name so I may as well,too.I am trying to reach him to get material for all of my fine programs,but to no avail.

The good news is I destroyed 7 imbiciles today.








:D









God I'm good.

Mortimer 08-20-2007 08:38 AM

Hello.


The only 5 beautiful ladies here are using Morty-Poo's name to sign on and beg him to come back.

Please come back sweetie-pie...we miss you so much.

SniperSB23 08-20-2007 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hi.

I'm SimpleSimonThePieMan....better known on the i-net as Stevie Bogs.

Mortimer lets me use his screen name to come here as I am too lazy to register.I hope the ****** da hoss isn't around.

I have looked things over and have come up with a TopTen Doorknob ranking.I also want to change yon Dellingers name to Stupid.

Here is my list:




10.....Darden

9....A Rion

8....JaneMan

7....GroovesInsideHisHead

6....Mr.Lizzard...I mean Wizzard

5....Snarlin'Jim The Big Sissy

4....Diaper

3....Dispencer

2....HeadOfStone

1....Stupid






I think theyall deserve a big round of applause.

----------------------------

note:


I underestimated Yep..BentMahPud .I move him from 5th to second.

I also change his name to HeadOfStone.

Fourth, Portly? Go Fu|< yourself.

Mortimer 08-20-2007 09:17 AM

This is Thebby,Debbie,Sighty-Poo,BrownSugar and Dannie-Poo again.





The Semiconductor is a PotatoChip and Diaper is a Fruit-Of-The-Loon.

Indian Charlie 08-20-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is Thebby,Debbie,Sighty-Poo,BrownSugar and Dannie-Poo again.





The Semiconductor is a PotatoChip and Diaper is a Fruit-Of-The-Loon.


yup!

and the mortician got post #666!
yay!!

AeWingnut 08-20-2007 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
yup!

and the mortician got post #666!
yay!!

I could have took it but I wanted him to have it

Mortimer 08-20-2007 05:47 PM

(Rollin' mah winder down here)


Hey!!


Charlee and DingBat.





Ya'all got any Gray Poo-Pown??


Well yer a gonna need it....those fastballs need more mustard.

Mortimer 08-20-2007 06:36 PM

I am turning off my ability to see filthy pm's.



I have about had it with you doorknobs out there.


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