you need not like everyone...cause I am fairly certain that not everyone likes you

you may not ask for him to be darted unless you want to get it as well.

Thebby.




May I call you Thebby?









Anyhooo....I feel as though you are incorrect in your assertion.

Everybody loves Morty.

Everybody.

I do want to point out there was a certain discussion and as a result of the vaporization of one of the discussionees ( who called the vaporizerman very bad names.....and you know how I despsie name calling) ......the vaporizerman .....was then darted.




And the True Swine was not.






But I refuse to mention that in keeping with my high level of integrity.


Thank you all the same my very fragrant flower.

Mort,
I'm pretty sure that not everybody likes me either. That's not my problem.
Anyway, most of the time I don't have the least clue as to whatchertalkin' about, but I still like you, err tolerate you, err...nice to see you have your very own thread. Entertaining but baffling.
If you come over to my house someday, I'll make cupcakes and put smiley faces on them. You can have as many as you want, as long as it's not right before dinner. Might ruin your appetite, doncha know?:) :) :)





























:)

ror!!





Whodoyouworkfor!!!!?

you may call me thebby.

I'll be back later to check up on you.

Thank you thebby...I was hoping it was Thebby...but this will be fine.

I certainly hope I will not be bad in your absence.







=;>

Lately....

WhoIworkfor..........





me








but sometimes








The Easter bunny.

Doing the egg hiding thing for all the good girls and boys.





Come Christmas time.......
The danged chiminies get me sooted. Tough to wash the black outa my nice red and whites.



comeon over for the cupcakes some time. I'll make extra special faces just for ya.:) :D ;) :eek:

Are you any better at it than Miracle Whip?

Miracle whip???????????


only when





stategicly placed


with





cherries







or strawberries







in only the right places











though REAL whipped cream tastes so much better!










Whip it!:p :D :) :eek:

Well I saw where you say you're a t-bred owner.






So is Miracle Whip.

Hes' an entity from a different place.

I am in receipt of a vaporization request from another poster.



The request names you as the vaporizee.....ClownTheRetch.








Don't play with me...I warn you.

morty,





play






with







yourself.






I ain't playin' with ya.
Yes, I'm a t-bred owner and breeder.
Whatcher point???????





Seems that as long as the cops don't find the bodies buried in the backyard, grandpa in the garden......





and mommy's corpse in the closet off the basement apartment........





it's indeed a very, very good day.




Have another good one!




The cupcake offer stands.:D :) :o :eek:





Whip yur own cream......I was tryin' to be nice.
I hope you have a nice day.
I won't say anything to.......











the police.

My point is let THOROUGHBREDS breed....and owners own.










Keep your filthy hands off the poor animals.

Yer confusing me.

The T-breds kinda do their thing. Not much me involved other than paying for the vet to make sure the mare is in the right cycle. The stallions don't take much to get em going. The teaser has his job to do, and yes, blue cajones and all...he has my sympathy, as do you mine.

"Keep my filthy hands off the poor animals"????????
You're way way out there on that.
My horses know me, smell me and, dare I say...trust me.
So, thanks for your input, but...as long as I pay the bills, I'll put my hands anywhere I want.







I hope you do too.




And I hope also..........










that you get at least half as much










pleasure









How cum ya decided to change my name? Dorty?





And when the crotch is on fire.......put yer hands where they can put it out





or






keep it





in.

Confusing you is easier than confusing a dyslexic .

Now that I think of it...in a match race...a dyslexic could probably get through a revolving door less unscathed than you.




And I believe Palm Sunday was fashioned in your honor.





Thebby....I mean thebby....


.....I think I have a stinky lilac for that garden of yours..........=;>

So now yer bashing scixelsyd elpoep ekil em?????

HUH?

At least you and I like the scent of lilac. I lit a candle that smelled just like lilac this morning, in my


b
a
t
h
r
o
o
m



after


I


had


a


very



nice



dump.








The flush was nice too!








Swirl










Swirl








Swirl














After a while.........











the stink went away.















Lilacs are nice.











Fergettabout the cupcakes.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

And I thought PeanutShell was foul.





I did not know you were self vaporizing ClownTheRetch.

Keep going down.



When you're through...don't worry.... the Vaporization Chamber automatically shuts off.


You will then be sealed in a safe depleted ignoranium container and shipped off to the nearest hazzmat storage center.






Have a nice shelf life.

Clown







the





Retch







signs








off.










Doesn't





speak





in







Heaven's Gate lingo





and



yer






thread






seems





cluttered






enough






with








mortshit.










Vaporize what?





Write







a




screen play










I







won't




go





see it.










Maybe







GR







will






puke





some






pop







corn.










"no cup cakes for you!"








N







E




X



T





!!!!!!!

Hazzmat has refused storage.






Looks like it's the Taliban region for you Retch.

I'm having "Bin Laden Blows" written on your container.







You'll make a great dirty bomb when they open you.

ClownTheRetch was a perfect example of those who are self vaporizing.


He even came with his own directions:



1....Remove film cover and stick swine in Vaporization Chamber.

2....Allow swine to babble incoherently for several posts ... ..Vaporization Chamber on full power.

3....Remove swine from VC. Pierce with rapier sword several times and give swift boot to behind.

4....Stick swine back in V.C. at half power untill self vaporization complete.





Your Vaporization Chamber may require slightly more or less posts.