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clyde 10-08-2010 09:58 PM

Hey..I can't do anymore J's.Just looked at the other 3 pages and they are awful!!

For some reason they just kill me predatory instincts.



Plus I feel like doing something else anyhow.

clyde 10-08-2010 09:59 PM

Am going to look at me dupa again. It's the evening viewing.


Shore it will stimulate me into something fun.

MaTH716 10-08-2010 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705220)
Am going to look at me dupa again. It's the evening viewing.


Shore it will stimulate me into something fun.

Maybe something like comitting Harry Carey.

clyde 10-08-2010 10:33 PM

The M's await,Meth....your time comes.

MaTH716 10-08-2010 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705228)
The M's await,Meth....your time comes.

Try finishing the J's first tough guy................

clyde 10-08-2010 11:04 PM

Go fucl< yerself you ignorant baboon.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:17 PM

That's it =5....run away.



Run,run...you little piglet.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:19 PM

A quick look at he K's and L's show they are no prizes either.




I think what I'll do now is tell all the secrets I know about people here.

Yes..and I know a lot.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:23 PM

Did you know that Sighty-poo is man?


This is so true...and I'm not kidding either.

Let him get mad...no big deal.





Here's another.

Gooey.


Yes..precious little ''who,me?"..Gooey.

She's 76 and has been married 8 times. Biggest gold digger on the West Cast. She's filthy rich,too. Franny told me about these two.I know Franny wouldn't lie.

Sorry, Franny.....but I do. Never take my word.




I'll have to think a little more about some of the rest here.

It gets kind of dicey from here on.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:29 PM

BlackCoatedBreeze............................no.I really can't say it.


Way too dangerous.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:32 PM

I can say this one though.


Yer gonna hate me.

=5.


I threw him in here for the fun involved.He's actually my trained seal I talk about.

I really have one. Meticulous horn bar training prept him for the i-net keyboard.He's pretty smart for a dumb fucl< seal.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:33 PM

Dahla.....................................no.


Even more dangerous than Sirloin.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:35 PM

Hey!!


I can say this one,too...without fear.

Debbie is my wife.


We had you all really fooled on that one...aye?

clyde 10-08-2010 11:36 PM

..uh.....................................no..




..would be tantamount to suicide...

clyde 10-08-2010 11:38 PM

Shall I spill it about Honula?





Better think that one through a little more.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:39 PM

I think I can.

She is Uncli.Same person.


You know Uncli...it's exactly what she would do.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:41 PM

Coach Pants is Stevie's little computer generated play toy.

That lets something else out.



Stevie's geeky.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:42 PM

God I have 4 more that would absolutely knock your socks off,but they really are dangerous.


Maybe I can say them later.

I am just uhshore about these.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:45 PM

A..................................oh God................................





Nah...I'm sorry.

I just can't.

clyde 10-08-2010 11:46 PM

Maybe if I said.....................that..................... ........no way.

No...no way you're getting that one.



I better go home now.

clyde 10-09-2010 12:45 AM

I came back to...................well I don't know why I came back


Maybe I do.

But then again......my mind's like alphabet soup.

God I'm just having a little fun at everyone's expense.


I was going to impart this aftrenoon's episode of stuff...but this isn't the place for it.


Well it is...but I don't want to.

Listen...anyone of you can do a drive by and shoot me.What's stopping you?

Dahoss 10-09-2010 12:55 AM

Sissy

clyde 10-09-2010 02:01 AM

You woke me up.




Be quiet.

clyde 10-09-2010 02:16 AM

Thinks lot,Hossy.

Phooey...may as well do the ewes....whoa!! ...I mean U's.



Using Lollipop for my inspiration..it plays well to just readuing them,too!

clyde 10-09-2010 02:31 AM

ultracapper

Arletta......of course she cheats, using tips from ZenYaddaYaddaYadda's dressage choreographer----Helena Boobenstein

Umbrella

a well known lesbian sex challenge

unassailable08

a not so well known lesbian sex challenge

Unbridled


working without a rubber

UNC89

a famous University of North Carolina sex challenge....hard to picture..aye?

Uncle Daddy

bizarre

Unionavenue

..uh...you go down 2 blocks, past the blow hole...oh---no, that's Hawaii....OK, so....you go down 2 blocks past the Sherr station and then look to your left....just under the clock tower....don't mention it

Unstable

GB Bobby's fantasy horsey barn

uptownkc

head of the new splinter group here at NerdyTrail

uscrules

an obvious oregon troll

UtahRacingFan


Arletta's stashed name.....inspired by Blind Skys Bog

clyde 10-09-2010 02:57 AM

v j stauffer

world's first ( and hopefully last) blind race caller

vale of york

the above once tripped over him

vbole

Patricks dork name

VEGAS1

makes me angrier than Paul Allen's business card......>....=.... : ....

veronica1177

wanted to be qwerty on the keyboard,but fucl<ed it all up

vfeddie

Mclem's pus.sy's name.....................:D

vgallop

meant to be vgallop99

vgallop99

good job!!

vich814

obvioulsy lives in Erie, bettah than in Nosie

VictoryGallop

one of my all time faves...and I was happy he busted up the triple crown that year...ha-ha!!

videogagagirl10


baby, get those dupa photos to me...will ya?

vincebee

Adam Ant today

Vincent

not shore this is the motorcycle or the painter....Steve?...any ah-dee-er??

vincess

Name of Lt. Greenwood's .44 magnum

Vindication

meant to say ''ah did it'', but oh well

virgilsheppard

aspired to be first Canadian astronaut to land on their half of Lake Michigan, really was a dumb kid

viscount26

drunken bass fiddle player, wanted a ballet role in Fantasia

vivaciousness

farm plow horse, ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has issued a match race offer to farmer

VOL JACK

small, blind...has odd looking nose...plows through dirt like the dickens though

volballer01

the above's greatest fear

volpe7395

new Canadian outdoor team sports game...played with rakes and pom pom girls

vprtdo

Texas rope 'em uppers talk for .....hey,what the fucl< air yew a doin'??

clyde 10-09-2010 03:04 AM

The woods are lovely,dark and deep.....don't ya thank?

chucklestheclown 10-09-2010 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705275)
v j stauffer

world's first ( and hopefully last) blind race caller

vale of york

the above once tripped over him

Snide-
You make my day worth living. (Yes, even with the "Prudery" reference.)

geeker2 10-09-2010 08:18 AM

fine work Clydee Poo

I laughed much as Hossey Poo did !!

clyde 10-09-2010 10:07 AM

:{>: :{>:

Rileyoriley 10-09-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 705252)
Hey!!


I can say this one,too...without fear.

Debbie is my wife.


We had you all really fooled on that one...aye?

Does this make Geeker our son?????:eek:

geeker2 10-09-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 705343)
Does this make Geeker our son?????:eek:

Dear Mom & Dad

Could you please increase my allowance to cover my gambling losses?

:{>:

Ralphy

Rileyoriley 10-09-2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 705346)
Dear Mom & Dad

Could you please increase my allowance to cover my gambling losses?

:{>:

Ralphy

Dear Son,

Get a f*cking job!!!!

:{>:Mom

geeker2 10-09-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 705347)
Dear Son,

Get a f*cking job!!!!

:{>:Mom

Dear Mr. President,

Where is my f*cking job !!!

:{>:

Ralphy

ps also please include my free stuff you promised

Rileyoriley 10-09-2010 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 705350)
Dear Mr. President,

Where is my f*cking job !!!

:{>:

Ralphy

ps also please include my free stuff you promised

:tro::tro:

geeker2 10-09-2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 705353)
:tro::tro:

ror :{>:


Dad - go fucl< yourself I like Mom better

clyde 10-09-2010 11:56 AM

good grief!!

geeker2 10-09-2010 11:57 AM

oh shut up and do the P's !!

clyde 10-09-2010 12:01 PM

Ralphy, I know I have told you never to back sass Mom.



Forget what I told you.

clyde 10-09-2010 12:06 PM

Well....well,well,well.




The P's are kind of interesting,aye?


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