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Mortimer 06-18-2007 01:19 PM

I should be able to hide here safely.
















What am I thinking?































Phooey.

paisjpq 06-18-2007 01:19 PM

good plan...she'll never think to look here.

Mortimer 06-18-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
good plan...she'll never think to look here.

ror!





Do ya really think so?

I forgot she posts here,too.










But I do get what you mean...you very bad lady.
















Maybe!

paisjpq 06-18-2007 01:22 PM

very.

Mortimer 06-18-2007 01:24 PM

:)








( just don't tell ....I may have crossed a line.










I guess vaporized it is a better word.)

byalip 06-18-2007 03:11 PM

You can't hide...

I will out you faster than Scooter Libby.


I think it's time to go to the mattresses.

Mortimer 06-18-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
You can't hide...

I will out you faster than Scooter Libby.


I think it's time to go to the mattresses.

Well ya know I....

































...thud!

byalip 06-18-2007 07:17 PM

This little corner of the world is too high profile for you to hide in.

Mortimer 06-19-2007 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
This little corner of the world is too high profile for you to hide in.


Hi By!!

byalip 06-19-2007 03:11 PM

Ooooooo

That was a quick getaway.

Mortimer 06-19-2007 05:36 PM

What would you give as odds against me lasting the first day if I went to Saratoga?

byalip 06-20-2007 12:49 PM

With your vast legion of admirers going to Saratoga, I think it's a lock that you'd be held hostage well into September.

Andy would force you into servitude at Ciro's and the BBQ crew will have you turning the spit, sort of like a perverse apparition of Sisyphus.

Mortimer 06-20-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
With your vast legion of admirers going to Saratoga, I think it's a lock that you'd be held hostage well into September.

Andy would force you into servitude at Ciro's and the BBQ crew will have you turning the spit, sort of like a perverse apparition of Sisyphus.






Finer work....there never was.




1,000 Hossys 4 u....my sweet.

byalip 06-20-2007 01:39 PM

You are too, too nice...really.

Really a nice person when you get down to it.

I am truly agog over your swellness. I can picture you right at home in Saratoga. Don't forget your "big hat".

Mortimer 06-20-2007 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byalip
You are too, too nice...really.

Really a nice person when you get down to it.

I am truly agog over your swellness. I can picture you right at home in Saratoga. Don't forget your "big hat".



AUNTY COOBY!!!






You forgot I speak DrugSish!













thud!!











and again!!













ror!

Cajungator26 06-20-2007 02:03 PM

100 AndyPandas if Morty actually shows up at Toga.

Mortimer 06-20-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
100 AndyPandas if Morty actually shows up at Toga.

I just noticed your location.




OOOOOOOOOO






And as a result of your declaration of love for me...




....I now enshrine you in MORTY'S GIRLS.




Congratulations.

Mortimer 06-25-2007 03:26 PM

I am leaviing this site as of now. I exit the way I came in.



I request any trace of my being here be expunged....immediately.

But imaginary friends never die.

Cajungator26 06-25-2007 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
I am leaviing this site as of now. I exit the way I came in.



I request any trace of my being here be expunged....immediately.

But imaginary friends never die.

Don't leave, Morty! I will die without you...



































and without your money. :D

SentToStud 06-25-2007 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
What would you give as odds against me lasting the first day if I went to Saratoga?

not very good.

Mortimer 06-25-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
not very good.



( ) )

Rileyoriley 06-25-2007 09:25 PM

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000:d

Mortimer 06-26-2007 08:52 AM

...thank you....but it looks like your head is resting on a table..

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
( ) )

Shoud there be a "Kiss My" to go with that...
fine work sir

Mortimer 06-26-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Shoud there be a "Kiss My" to go with that...
fine work sir


...too kind dave......but no....my fine artistry speaks for itself.....i have a job ticket open....would you like it?...

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 09:36 AM

I'm awfully busy right now but for a friend I may be able to find time to lend a helping hand...What might I ask does the job entail??

Mortimer 06-26-2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I'm awfully busy right now but for a friend I may be able to find time to lend a helping hand...What might I ask does the job entail??

-----------------

...well your pretty darned close.....a belated happy birthday dustng for cajunatah....what do you say?...

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 09:45 AM

!!!

Ouch!!! Dave!!!

He said feather dusting, not rose thorn dusting!!!

Oh wait...

Maybe he didn't mention feathers. Oops.

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
-----------------

...well your pretty darned close.....a belated happy birthday dustng for cajunatah....what do you say?...


Will it matter if she knows it's comin'....and would it be ok if the dustng took place in the bed of my F350

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Will it matter if she knows it's comin'....and would it be ok if the dustng took place in the bed of my F350

Do you seriously have an F350? I love those... :p

I drive a Ford Escape.

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 09:53 AM

with the power stroke diesel no less...maybe if the limo that you and scavs are considering does not work out... I'll throw a couple of lawn chairs in the back and give you guys a ride up from the airport on the 25th

Mortimer 06-26-2007 09:54 AM

..oh my God...

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
..oh my God...


Yes... my son... what is it that I can help you with

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
with the power stroke diesel no less...maybe if the limo that you and scavs are considering does not work out... I'll throw a couple of lawn chairs in the back and give you guys a ride up from the airport on the 25th

You going to Toga, Dave?

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
..oh my God...

Shocking, isn't it?

I didn't picture Mason Jar to be the type to drive a Ford truck.

Mortimer 06-26-2007 10:02 AM

...you can't fool me...you're not hi....but here's another job ticket......i use to do this myself but now i am unworthy.....thebby has an account for daily dusting.......if you want this assignment then its yours....

Payson Dave 06-26-2007 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You going to Toga, Dave?

Yes...I have not missed a meet there in a very long time...maybe we will put jest scavs in the back of the truck...you, me and Antilust can ride up front... she and I can maybe could play with ....your boo bees:p

Mortimer 06-26-2007 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Shocking, isn't it?

I didn't picture Mason Jar to be the type to drive a Ford truck.




...i have already larnt too much....

Cajungator26 06-26-2007 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Yes...I have not missed a meet there in a very long time...maybe we will put jest scavs in the back of the truck...you, me and Antilust can ride up front... she and I can maybe could play with ....your boo bees

:eek:

Morty!!!

You need to fire Dave.

Mortimer 06-26-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
:eek:

Morty!!!

You need to fire Dave.





....ror!!.....fucl<in'-aye!!....i'm sorry ma'am....but you essentially went bananas over the f-350....i would have bet it would have taken a little more than that...but...........oh well.......please just pay your bill on time for the dusting services.......


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