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Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:14 PM

Did You See That!!!??

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:19 PM

Take another look:









:D =;> :eek:

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:20 PM

Oh My God!!!

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:25 PM

Tomorrow Canada will attempt to land one of their spaceships on Michigans Upper Peninsula.



God's Speed to you our friends of the North!

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:31 PM

How do you KNOW everything in your home was not stolen today---and replaced be exact replicas??







You don't.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:32 PM

Where do bears go to die and haunt that particular area?

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:32 PM

The North Pole.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:34 PM

If all light were judged to be fair game for state highway patrolmen speeding tickets...........how could they ever catch them???

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:37 PM

Did you know that in Einsteins private time with a handful of intimates......he would say.....'I can't believe they buy that suff!!...ror!!....I'M KIDDING!!"

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:46 PM

I really do think GenuineCrazyLady is Rickey Nelsens daughter.







This would explain her traveling bar room acting gigs.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 01:52 PM

I'm still trying to explain away Suffy-poo.









How does one vacay in Iceland???















Brother.















It's the same reason the National Hockey League doesn't expand into South and Central America.....sorta.












Ice in Chile?












Goin' my Uraguay?










That didn't fit----but anyways......











































...........ya just can't grow ice south of the equator.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:00 PM

Riding motorcycles is a great way to learn about physics.



Particularly centrifugal and centripetal force.

And how one takes on more mass as they approach the speed of light.




The former is an excellent example of why there are so many reports of people leaving skinny on a Vespa and returning fat on a hog.

















Yes sir.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:02 PM

Why aren't US governments hit with RICO charges?

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:09 PM

MAINCOURSE is ,once again, on todays menu.





HoseGarden has been told....."One more explosion in the physics lab....and tenure schmenure!!"






Dimmy'S DO-IT-YOURSELF AUTOPSY KIT has him still confounded as to his cause of death.

He suspects fair play.




=:>

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:22 PM

Ever tried to pretend you're a TripleA gunner and shoot at flies in flight by squirting mustard at them?








It ain't a real good idea.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:23 PM

Maybe the 5 Steves should be the 5 Andys?











Ah dunno.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:26 PM

And now for out lightning round.









ror!!...I'm kidding.












Barkeep!.....gimme a drink!






Uh-oh...here comes BentMahPud.






Make it a double.












Phooey------PoisonSumac is with him.










Give me the whole bottle.

FGFan 05-21-2008 02:49 PM

Oh alright since you have been talking to yourself for the last 7 pages.
I thought you were in the boo-bee thread.

I lost my poem, I'll find it later, there's a theme here ya know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeWP0xac2sI

Mortimer 05-21-2008 02:50 PM

When will anthropologists start wondering what made hippies extinct?








It's my opinion ---or IMHO for your i-net nerds out there----the reason was Quicksilver Messenger Service.

FGFan 05-21-2008 02:50 PM

And another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKQDjcjHuEM


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