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Mortimer 09-16-2008 11:18 PM

HO's rushing to this post as you have never seen them rush before.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 11:20 PM

Sometimes snacking is better than a full meal.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:


:D

Mortimer 09-16-2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:


rule-eng en leff-eng!!

Mortimer 09-17-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You should see the pm's I got. There are a lot of dirty minds here.

There are ONLY dirty minds here.

I sent Thebby a request for a boo bee photo.

I asked the photo come with clear markings as to the exact location of her boo bees.






Some of the girls here really have a very admirable set.


Franny's are in the lead so far.

FGFan 09-17-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
There are ONLY dirty minds here.

I sent Thebby a request for a boo bee photo.

I asked the photo come with clear markings as to the exact location of her boo bees.






Some of the girls here really have a very admirable set.


Franny's are in the lead so far.

:o
:p
:{>:
:tro:

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
:o
:p
:{>:
:tro:


Your nipples are to die for!

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:48 AM

You know.....Thebby's job here reminds me of a little anecdotal thing.

No...not KGB's pud.







Christopher Lee was the main guy ( Dracula) in Hammers very successful Dracula series.

But a little perturbed by the screen play...and so.....he queried the director:


"Shouldn't you give him something more to do?"


"Like what?"

Mortimer 09-17-2008 05:01 PM

I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 06:37 PM

Tonight.......you get the REAL....Don Steele.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 06:39 PM

Ladies..Uncly is setting the tone.


Let's see those boo bees...or pretty legs.





And pose like you have some creativity.




Make me BELIEVE you mean it.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 06:55 PM

I do open this thing in honor of my very good friend Andrew Panda.

^^^^ Excerpt from the first post here.


It would be nice for you to finally make one comment...just one....and say good rid...I mean bye to your insane friend.

Coach Pants 09-17-2008 07:11 PM

Be sure to check out the premier of my show Tricks and Frats where I talk about ho's that are paid by frats to dance at their parties and how you can get invited.

Mortimer 09-17-2008 07:21 PM

I will be there if in mind only and not square.

GPK 09-17-2008 07:29 PM

don't you believe one f*cking thing that Uncly Trust tell's you about ma pud!!!















IT'S A LIE!!!!!!! ALL LIES





























that is unless she told you I was hung like a shrunken raisen:o

Mortimer 09-17-2008 07:45 PM

ror!!



I haven't seen anything from her.

Rileyoriley 09-17-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.




I believe the correct answer in the ink blot test is "It looks like an ink blot".

Mortimer 09-17-2008 09:18 PM

Palm slap.

geeker2 09-17-2008 10:07 PM

I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

Mortimer 09-17-2008 10:55 PM

It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.

geeker2 09-17-2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It looks like bacteria that has just been jilted by Greta Van Cistern.


That's a smear pap

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:22 PM

Oh phooey...that's Flood Right/ Z-Out 34 Ride Pass.

That's what Beockman sees .

Mortimer 09-17-2008 11:38 PM

And so....the snow will soon come.

GPK 09-18-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty
The doctor told me to get out
I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen

Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other:zz:

geeker2 09-18-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Anyone ever watch that TV show "ALF"? I see two ALF's facing away from each other:zz:

hummmmm...I see a padded room in your future.

GPK 09-18-2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
hummmmm...I see a padded room in your future.


I look at my walls and see them now:wf

geeker2 09-18-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I look at my walls and see them now:wf

:D :tro:

Rileyoriley 09-18-2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
I had this one on my test

Attachment 986




I said it looked like someone named Morty







The doctor told me to get out







I was tasered at the door as I left by Chris Hansen





I see a bat that flew into a window.

geeker2 09-18-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I see a bat that flew into a window.


hummm..I see a straight-jacket in your future..or as a minimum some kinky handcuffs :D

Coach Pants 09-19-2008 04:34 PM

Exclusive video of Morte dancing with Deb O Deb














































GPK 09-19-2008 05:26 PM

Looks more like Hussy exacting revenge on his ex for not giving up the booty:tro:

GPK 09-19-2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Don't make me get personal....


People talking about souther trailer park white trash kinda upsets me a bit..

Rileyoriley 09-19-2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Exclusive video of Morte dancing with Deb O Deb


















































The doctors took my stitches out today.:)





I've sent Morty for dancing lessons.:D

Mortimer 09-29-2008 06:47 PM

Announcing the reopening of Snowy Woods....where the natural course of events occur in our daily lives.


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