sal had his chance with me, as i was ready and willing, but he told me he was holding out for some dude in parsippany, nj.

after he told me that, i sabotaged his computer so that it appeared broken and when i got to my new house, i deleted all of his pictures from my computer.

i was devastated!

Someone kill this miserable thread.

And I was going to say sometimes??

That's pure Indian corn.




You should look Dispencer up.

Hith eye liner ith to die for.

Everytime.

I'm all for it.



It didn't work last week and it isn't working now.

Who wants the last post?

First one to volunteer gets it and then that's it.

Oh you.


You make me blush.













OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love you Mortimer.

Bed hopper!

Oh I'm kidding.


Fine pies for you:



OOOOOOOOOO

OK...your post ends it...do it.

Moi and Emily will cuddle in the Garden of Discreet Cat someday very soon....









And sip frozen drinks!

we need this thread to end on post #666!!!

what better tribute to getting morty reinstated!

the moderators would have to take that as a heavenly sign!

Well ya know...I do love your tag lines.




But as a biblical scholar you stink.

yeah, i cant say that i've been reading much fiction over the last 20 years or so, which would explain your observation.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME.









I did not know your fragile outer shell could not handle a simple little light hearted retort.

























Brother.

29 more posts till morty gets his 666. cmon people!

It is rather quiet in here....

Yes

it