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clyde 07-04-2010 02:05 PM

Really too good not to do again.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx07A9LWBJA

clyde 07-04-2010 07:26 PM

Fucl<..I'm about to get yelled at again.




If this is my last post toastie ..it will be because I asked for the dart.

Sightseek 07-04-2010 07:30 PM

Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

clyde 07-04-2010 07:31 PM

No more Padlock for me ...Mrs. Sterling can't dart me here like she can at NoAdvantage...so she adds to Stevies woes by snitching on me.






She's a bi.tch.



=:>

clyde 07-04-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 665149)
Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

!!

clyde 07-04-2010 07:35 PM

Anyhoo---DrugS......you told her off well.




I llliked it.

clyde 07-04-2010 07:38 PM

Hey goat hold it!

ror!


I my have this wrong.




Stand by.

clyde 07-04-2010 07:53 PM

I may never know...but Sighty-poo,would you like to meet the mahstah?




Mahstah would like to meet you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcHmWLYmwgo




ror!!..Hey,really...if you have no guts----don't look at this.

Sightseek 07-04-2010 07:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2WTARyipwU

clyde 07-04-2010 08:00 PM

Oh my God!!





Why didn't you warn me?



I am frightened now!

Sightseek 07-04-2010 08:04 PM

meep meep!

clyde 07-04-2010 08:07 PM

..why you little!!....







snarf!!


fr&l-a!!

clyde 07-04-2010 08:11 PM

I will make up for this terrible thing.


Here's something you can watch later....at that big ol', lonely house you are in.

Later----in the night, when it's dark.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMAW6RZR2fA

Sightseek 07-04-2010 08:13 PM

I'm not going to click on it! You can't make me!


Nah...nah...nah!

clyde 07-04-2010 08:25 PM

snort!!



You will do so!





OK kids..always a good one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVzXqIe-WSQ

clyde 07-04-2010 08:28 PM

AAAND..one more good nighty-poo story for Sighty.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG5V2iBvFs


She will click these later....she will be compelled to do so.

Sightseek 07-04-2010 08:32 PM

No one compels me! :o

clyde 07-04-2010 08:36 PM

quit it!!




GOD!








..oh geez..this is highly amusing!

clyde 07-04-2010 08:41 PM

We must settle down,nah.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEWvJ...eature=related

clyde 07-04-2010 08:50 PM

i'd rather see a sermon
than hear one any day

i'd rather one should walk with me
than merely tell the way



Gosh I wish I had said that one.


Oh well.





For everyone who lost someone close:


I am yours.
However distant you may be,
There blows no wind but wafts your scent to me,
There sings no bird but calls your name to me.
Each memory that has left its trace with me
Lingers forever as a part of me.

First Verse

First Verse

I am yours





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOiDF...eature=related

clyde 07-04-2010 09:24 PM

A Real Man
Edgar Guest

Men are of two kinds, and he
Was of the kind I'd like to be.
Some preach their virtues, and a few
Express their lives by what they do.
That sort was he. No flowery phrase
Or glibly spoken words of praise
Won friends for him. He wasn't cheap
Or shallow, but his course ran deep,
And it was pure. You know the kind.
Not many in a life you find
Whose deeds outrun their words so far
That more than what they seem they are.

There are two kinds of lies as well:
The kind you live, the ones you tell.
Back through his years from age to youth
He never acted one untruth.
Out in the open light he fought
And didn't care what others thought
Nor what they said about his fight
If he believed that he was right.
The only deeds he ever hid
Were acts of kindness that he did.

What speech he had was plain and blunt.
His was an unattractive front.
Yet children loved him; babe and boy
Played with the strength he could employ,
Without one fear, and they are fleet
To sense injustice and deceit.
No back door gossip linked his name
With any shady tale of shame.
He did not have to compromise
With evil-doers, shrewd and wise,
And let them ply their vicious trade
Because of some past escapade.

Men are of two kinds, and he
Was of the kind I'd like to be.
No door at which he ever knocked
Against his manly form was locked.
If ever man on earth was free
And independent, it was he.
No broken pledge lost him respect,
He met all men with head erect,
And when he passed, I think there went
A soul to yonder firmament
So white, so splendid and so fine
It came almost to God's design.

clyde 07-04-2010 09:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY

..well dah!!..

clyde 07-04-2010 09:46 PM

Everyone's out fucl<ing with firecrackers...and the like.




Fucl< those things....they're scaring the dickens out of my forest creatures,weird as they are.

They come to my dooryard to be soothed and assured there is no danger.

They have lost many friends and relatives as we all have.....me, much too much in too short a time.




It helps these filthy animals---maybe it will help you,too.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c-Xu...eature=related



Get your own lyrics if you have trouble following along at home.

clyde 07-04-2010 09:50 PM

...phooey!!...




I'm going to get yelled at again.

now
what!?

clyde 07-04-2010 09:53 PM

Mrs. Sterling did not snitch me out.

So I apologize.




So that's it.

geeker2 07-04-2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665189)
Mrs. Sterling did not snitch me out.

So I apologize.




So that's it.


Should this be moved to the Sorrya$$ thread?

clyde 07-04-2010 10:26 PM

Well nnno.




You make me sorry I ever said I'm sorry.


Now go out and blow something up.

clyde 07-04-2010 11:13 PM

SportyFans, I don't know about you---but I get all my sporty news from the one and only,Bill Allen.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnL0Mnu46z8

Coach Pants 07-04-2010 11:47 PM

I'm going to the titty bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

clyde 07-04-2010 11:53 PM

I don't find this the least bit funny.

:mad:


Wait until Sighty-poo sees it.You won't be laughing then.










I'm sorry,Dooryarders.

Outrageous.



But the good news is Stevie has allowed me to air his interview with the Belmonts ..for the very first time.


I know you will enjoy this..thank you ,Stevie.

They are wonderful people.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w3ev...eature=related

clyde 07-04-2010 11:59 PM

OK you little piglets..time for me to tuck you in under your little blankets.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

Nightypookins.

Coach Pants 07-05-2010 11:14 AM

This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

Sightseek 07-05-2010 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 665287)
This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

I laughed.

clyde 07-05-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 665287)
This just happened in the mammoth thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

!!!!


oh mine Got!!








fr&l-a!!

clyde 07-05-2010 12:35 PM

Well ya know,friends...the smart threads just keep on getting smarter.It's a fecund field of yuk 'em up carnivals.

And Oinkman has returned.


I don't think you will see him in the stupid threads again.His last little visit here got him a good strong taste of the long knuckle.




He knows there's more waiting for him where that came from.

clyde 07-05-2010 12:49 PM

Oinkman receives RockTard as a surprise dinner guest:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw2IIU0a9qw

Coach Pants 07-05-2010 12:49 PM

I told Batman that I'm a man of book learnin' and that we do have runnin' water here...if ya can run and get it!!


A-HYUCK!!



I keel muhself sometimes.

clyde 07-05-2010 12:55 PM

The rare simultaneous post toastie---ya owe me a Cokey Coler.

clyde 07-05-2010 01:05 PM

The losers round in the ROTD contest.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h_jC...has_verified=1

..wojooda...toyo jabooda!!..

clyde 07-05-2010 01:10 PM

!!



I'm going to Sherr!!


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