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cowgirlintexas 09-10-2008 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
Send me a PM..and I'll tell you the tale of someone close to me that exited that route.







shotgun









not good








not fair






not anything
Same here.. My best friend killed himself with a shot to the stomach:(
This really is'nt something to joke about.

geeker2 09-10-2008 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Same here.. My best friend killed himself with a shot to the stomach:(
This really is'nt something to joke about.

100% agree

FGFan 09-11-2008 01:26 PM
:eek: :zz:

Really Geek and Cowgirl I agree, this is not something to fool about.

My friend shot herself almost 2 months to the day after Katrina, didn't completley succeed and the family had to ultimately pull the plug 2 weeks afterward. It was just awful and to this day completely baffles me.

Very bad form here Morty!!!!

btw...I don't have time to look it up right now...but screwjack is from Hunter Thompson...ya know the fear and loathing guy, don't know if that is a quote though.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:52 AM
Franny...zip it will you?



It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.



Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!


Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.










And so....blow me.









OK?

GPK 09-16-2008 06:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny...zip it will you?



It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?


^^Sharing a bedpan with Scavs

Mortimer 09-16-2008 09:15 AM
Hello Hossy.

Still copying horsey picks off NYC's leading tour guide?

It's only fair since CP still copies off Mike Warren's tickler picks in fb.




Mix in a little KGB and you've got yourself a one way ticket out of town and straight into The Junkyard.

Don't get your hopes up......Thebby's smart as.s post guarantees I'm not coming back.

Antitrust32 09-16-2008 09:22 AM
:rolleyes:

Mortimer 09-16-2008 09:37 AM
^^^^Beaver Falls,Pa. ptomaine poisoning survivor.

GPK 09-16-2008 09:43 AM
MDF!!!!!!!!!!!


























































hello friend

Mortimer 09-16-2008 09:47 AM
^^^^New Zealand Junkyard doctor.

Antitrust32 09-16-2008 09:52 AM
^^^ Vince Young

geeker2 09-16-2008 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny...zip it will you?

It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?

Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not :p

Antitrust32 09-16-2008 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not :p
no but hopefully he got some pu$$y

Mortimer 09-16-2008 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
^^^ Vince Young

^^^^ Eatsher Young.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not :p

^^^^Has lifetime pass to Fish Market.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
no but hopefully he got some pu$$y


Ya the prices are a little high here.

geeker2 09-16-2008 10:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^Has lifetime pass to Fish Market.

TUNA baby TUNA!

FGFan 09-16-2008 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny...zip it will you?

NEVAH...hahahahahahaha



It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Well someone had to resurrect you..many were in shock and confusion you were missing...even BMP, even though he would never admit it.
BUT.....ahhhhh didn't say I had the discipline to check it out I just remembered something from Hunter Thompson. AH left it to the rest of the strange posters to pursue..HA...maybe you are Hunter Thompson... after all you are a ghost.



Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!


Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.










And so....blow me.









OK?
:) :p :{>:

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
:) :p :{>:

Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.

GPK 09-16-2008 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.
I beg of you....




























please share them with a friend..

































PUUUUUUUHLEEEEEEEEEEZE






































:(

FGFan 09-16-2008 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.
Well then did you turn it on as Steve-O demanded you do?

Missed you too DAWWWLLLINNNNN....

I think I'll go find some beads to celebrate your return....:eek: :D

GPK 09-16-2008 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Well then did you turn it on as Steve-O demanded you do?

Missed you too DAWWWLLLINNNNN....

I think I'll go find some beads to celebrate your return....:eek: :D

Oh boy....











wait for me Hussy...I'm leaving too:wf

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Well then did you turn it on as Steve-O demanded you do?

Missed you too DAWWWLLLINNNNN....

I think I'll go find some beads to celebrate your return....:eek: :D

Oh shut up and get me more ta-ta's to my pm.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm leaving.

Take KGB with you.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
I beg of you....

please share them with a friend..
PUUUUUUUHLEEEEEEEEEEZE
:(



No Sighty nudies....no Franny nudies.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.
OUTRAGEOUS!!!




You clamp a clothes pin on your boo bees!

FGFan 09-16-2008 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up and get me more ta-ta's to my pm.
Ta-ta...

AT-AT

TA-TA...:p

GPK 09-16-2008 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.

where we going?:zz:

I say we go visit Scavs in the hospital. Ho's....I mean nurses are surely in abundance.

GPK 09-16-2008 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Sounds like a plan. I can only imagine the surprise if you and I showed up at the hospital to see him. We might need a defibrillator to revive him.

I'm in...and on the flight home, we can empty out his badpan when flying over Ohio:tro:

Mortimer 09-16-2008 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Ta-ta...

AT-AT

TA-TA...:p
You get in my pm and say that.

TheSpyder 09-16-2008 01:03 PM
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Not sure you saw the results of Scav's surgery....

Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
where we going?:zz:

I say we go visit Scavs in the hospital. Ho's....I mean nurses are surely in abundance.

Mortimer 09-16-2008 03:01 PM
eeeny weeny 'pyder cwawls up da wadah 'pout

eeeny weeny puddy exposed as it fawls out

TheSpyder 09-16-2008 04:51 PM
Good to have you back Morty. Things were getting frightfully normal around here....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
eeeny weeny 'pyder cwawls up da wadah 'pout

eeeny weeny puddy exposed as it fawls out

Mortimer 09-16-2008 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Good to have you back Morty. Things were getting frightfully normal around here....
Too kind...but these are just pity posts.

Rileyoriley 09-16-2008 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.

Hey, could you and KGB pick me up some KFC while you're out????

Mortimer 09-16-2008 10:33 PM
Well I'll give you a USC snack.


A Trojan on top of a Big White Horsey.


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