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Mortimer 08-15-2007 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.

Well.....go ahead and ask her.



But you have to remember every girl here has to run by their potential date through me.



You know what I mean.


They need my approval ...so your act better clean up mighty fast.


I need to know much more about you anyway before I would ever approve you for Thebby.

Indian Charlie 08-15-2007 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
They need my approval ...so your act better clean up mighty fast.


I need to know much more about you anyway before I would ever approve you for Thebby.

what else do you need to know about me beyond that i slept over at drugS house once 4 years ago, and didnt use his shampoo?

what is a thebby anyways?

Mortimer 08-15-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.

Oh......."whatever".......you slimed her.


I'm afraid that is a line crosser.






Apologize and take it back or you will be in large trouble...you filthy swine..you.

Sightseek 08-15-2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh that was soooo funny.

Why don't you just come out and ask Sighty-Poo for a date?

I mean to go out with her.


Your innuendo dropping is boring...just ask her ya big sissy!

While I appreciate the noble effort Morty, this filly is staying single. :D

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
While I appreciate the noble effort Morty, this filly is staying single. :D

Gee wizz.





I only suggested he asked you to go somewhere...certainly not church.

But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.

Sightseek 08-15-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gee wizz.





I only suggested he asked you to go somewhere...certainly not church.

But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.

ha,ha! :D

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
what else do you need to know about me beyond that i slept over at drugS house once 4 years ago, and didnt use his shampoo?

what is a thebby anyways?






What is a guy who sleeps with a guy?




I think that is the question.




And I think everyone knows the answer.





So you just lost any chance you had with any girl here.





Which is really so sad....I could just cry.





:)







I really could.







:D

The Indomitable DrugS 08-15-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.

Sadly, I've never slept with him.

Sightseek 08-15-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Sadly, I've never slept with him.

Couldn't close the deal?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-15-2007 07:47 PM

Yep,

I was so intimidated by his masculinity and sheer prettiness that I let my opportunity slip away.

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Couldn't close the deal?


I'm sure the trial closes proved unpromising.

Sightseek 08-15-2007 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Yep,

I was so intimidated by his masculinity and sheer prettiness that I let my opportunity slip away.

Well at least he wasn't a big tease.

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:51 PM

Charlee seems the type to fold under pressure.

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:53 PM

Oh I'm sure DrugS floated up a trial baloon to see if Charlee would salute it.

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:54 PM

How can anyone live in SouthMaine?



What...is that supposed to be cool now...SoMa??

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:56 PM

ror!...I live in NoOh.

Sightseek 08-15-2007 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I'm sure DrugS floated up a trial baloon to see if Charlee would salute it.

I don't know, druggie is all about being discreet.

Mortimer 08-15-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I don't know, druggie is all about being discreet.


OOOOOOOOOO







How can anyone want to sleep with someone who has slept with a horse?

Sightseek 08-15-2007 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OOOOOOOOOO







How can anyone want to sleep with someone who has slept with a horse?

Sometimes you really kill me!!!

The Indomitable DrugS 08-15-2007 08:09 PM

You are easily slayed.


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