If you all think Stevie darted Ruffles the Chippy Dippy---why,you be wrong.


Go ahead ....axe him.


:)

Steve..do you realize how much money you are going to lose?

My name is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46-WNPlCYsg


I enjoy my morning toilet.




Stop looking at my bum.




People like me.




But they shouldn't.




:D

I missed this one.




Sighty, you have no idea of the surprise that may await.

It will be m crowning achievement here.

Or not.

Rule no. 1. Stay out of smarty threads if you have a chip on your shoulders...You're probably an asshloe anyway.

Rule no. 2. Do not dry accelerate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDaVLCaBzQ

Rule 3......

Rule 4. Profit:tro:

George Anderson here ....Nice to meet you Ms. Rossetti.Sorry I'm 5 minutes late, but will add it to your hour.



( Christina Rossetti )...I should hope so.$1200 is beaucoop money

Yes, so true. OK Let's get started ..shall we?...hmm..did you have a wuffie?



No.



Uh-huh.......uhm...what about a moan-kay?


NO!



Oh. Deeper and deeper..............oh my.A horsey is talking to me now.I know you didn't have one, but...he's saying ...you bet on them??? Shame -shame.



:o



Anyhoo..................ah,yes...something is here..someone...did you have a Mother?



!



I knew it.....uh....her name----it's Mrs. Rossetti.Am I right?



!!



Yes.......deeper now......and she was married to your----Father? Right?



!!!



Good deal. Oh...she says not to worry about her.


?


Well that's what she said.

Wait...someone else............oh my God!!......it's you!!



:)







Ms. Rossetti!!..........................r u.......................dead!!??



:D



























ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

eauxh mine Got!!!!

Stevie....when I check in for work later today,and I don't see a Padlock opening......then I will know you don't like me anymore and I will leave.


For -ever.



People will hate you.

Bye-bye big deal radio show.

Bye-bye big deal i-net site.



Bye-bye groupies and autograph hounds.

And ,yes------you can forget Andy.

He won't be there for you anymore either.
























Don't be a fool.

Oh...by the by.


I'm among the leaders in Oak Tree's "Show Me Your Puddy" contest.




No one will ever know where I finished if I do leave.

Chew on that one,Steeeve.

Clyde last weekend after the Lady's Secret.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mugGoQ3HzNI

I really enjoy the way he composes himself while chopping Allen into little pieces...don't you?

Hey Hossy!!

Maybe I should do the 2nd page of G's.





Something else for Gooey to forget.

Getaway

Faye Dunaway..was she hot inside that garbage truck ...or what?

ghartman02

former enforcer for the Rio de Janero Penguins

Ghostzapperfan

now a confirmed Ghost Hunters debunker

GIDDYAP

Stevie Hasbeen's stashed name

gilbertjump

Idaho's version of Forrest Gump

Gilligan

tried to find the equator with x-ray specs...on EasyBake ( she's the equator owner --not the one wearing x-ray specs..that's Gilligan)

GinaIsWild

well no she's not....she's i am the burper

girdle

doesn't know everyone can see her

GK Stable

where GB Bobby often hides in shame

GloriousSong

wrote .." I am the Trained Seal"

gls296

96 tears today

GoandGo90

new David Orick product.....failed first release...swallowed anything on floor

goingtothewhip

code for ...." Do you know of a good restuarant in LA?

GoIrish

field goal Jesus

golfer

cover hobby.....really shoots Dick Cheneys

goner42

failed code for ...." Do you know of a good restuarant in LA?

gonzra

part owner of Sherr with Godzirra

goodcopy

digs carbon paper

gorvy

elected Fearless Leader of Canada

GotGas

doesn't have a car

Gotodubai

Buckwheat saying..How goes it,Alfalfa?

KBG

Took driving lessons from TexasInCowgirl...he's the board cutie----I hate him....:D

Grady_MN

paranthetical expression oft used in Texas gibberish

grampa18360

thinks he's going to live forever...in 4 big surprise

Grasshopper

stashed name of ZenYaddaYaddaYadda

Grassy Knoll 518

Real shooter of Dick Cheney's duck buddy

greedyway

name of Steve's money drawer

GreenBeans

if they touch your gravy ladden maished taters---it's a violation and you are in HUGE trouble

GreenLantern

East Coaster's traffic "go" light...can't afford the real deal

Greenwood05

The "Real" Don Steele

I am so confused. WTF is Rudeboyelvis? I hate Elvi. Glad he is dead.
I will see you in hell snide.

LOL.

:D excellent find!

I hate when different food types touch!

And now I bring you this most excellent scene :{>:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeAMVK75T4

You have Brumotactillophobia ?

No. I just don't like to mix food and I eat one thing at a time, in preference from least liked to most liked. :o

I have a fear of getting a PM from Morty.

It's called Mortypmiamleavingagainphobia !!

At least he's not showing you his BOING!

:eek::eek::eek:

I am not sure what fear that is called - but I think I would have to gouge my eyes out.

Well,well,well.





















Well,well,well,well,well...............well.















I hope you are all enjoying your MortimerPhobiaGalaFucl<Facing.


Sighty,I almost showed your KoolyAid face as my avytar.Just had a small PROBLEM.

Too bad.


But the important thing is......we have learned if you and Franny are ever to eat together,it should be taped and sent to the Smithsonian as well as yer better mental institutions for further study.





Most importantly,Stevie has failed me.

And you.


And you.


And you.





He thinks he's funny.







Let's see him laugh now.

Don't be embarrassed Morty. There are doctors that can fix your pud.......err I mean problem. Hang in there little guy.

Thanks,Spaghetti face.



I see Brown Sugah has chose to err on the side of True Swine.

Good day.

Not to worry my good friend - you are not missing much in the Paddock.

But here is a backdoor link into what is happening up there.

http://www.hornyheaven.com/

:D
:tro:

Morty's favorite dancing videos, he watches them over and over!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1Q5...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM1Q5...eature=related



and his Soprana-esque ode to her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-LF...eature=related

but his all time favorite, he goes into a swaying, mesmorized state when watching this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-LF...eature=related

:p:{>:

Great minds work alike...:p
So do I mah friend, thus the millions of little bowls and plates in my house.

Jesus.

Todays smarty pants fisty fight...

is the Kentucky derby a social event?

a puff piece?

should harden bettors even bother to watch due to celeberty invasion?

how many americans tune in and is it wrong that they don't bet every day of their lives?

Would anyone that is not a regular bettor because of course the regular bettors have already watched and read and argued the race REALLY enjoy listening to Beyer break down the race for them?

why would NBC or FOX even bother to show it?



...just perplexing stuff here..:eek::D

OH and Mathy, nothing is like Mardi Gras...sorry!!!:p

Yup Mortykins you are missing alot!!!!

What did i do now?

I just got here.

Have been busy all morning hanging banners and such for Santana Strings Day.

Is True Swine a person?

Oh my GOD.\



These make failed buzzes seem like great fun.

Yes..Steve fears me.



He has no guts.

It's a group of peoples kinda like a gaggle.

Oh don't play innocent with me,Jezzy.

Piglets!! Piglets!!