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clyde 07-01-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 663868)
who's tool was so long that it bent. to save him the trouble he put it in double and instead of coming he went. There also was a lady from kent who's nose was long that it bent (but that's another story.)

Oh boy.




Remind me not to ask you any questions about Nantucket.

I have to go and purchase a Norton cd.

Am on here with no protection!!





Oh mine Got!

Sightseek 07-01-2010 01:09 PM

Careful, I heard nicompoopness is contagious.

clyde 07-01-2010 04:34 PM

!!


You are good!!

clyde 07-01-2010 08:14 PM

http://www.last.fm/music/Gregg+Allma...coming+Traffic

Rileyoriley 07-01-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 663875)
Oh boy.




Remind me not to ask you any questions about Nantucket.

I have to go and purchase a Norton cd.

Am on here with no protection!!





Oh mine Got!



Didn't I tell you to always use protection??????:{>:Motherclucker

FGFan 07-01-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 663878)
Careful, I heard nicompoopness is contagious.


OK I'm back can't stay mad at DebODeb for long even though she has zen bobblehead contrband and I don't.


Uh...Sighty you haven't noticed it already has spread....:p

FGFan 07-01-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 663843)
Stop it,Sighty.

And you are skimming my fine work.......I asked if your car had a new alternator.



You must answer.


:mad:

Listen no skimming around up at Sara's Toga all skimmers are immediately being confisicated and sent to the gulf!!!

FGFan 07-01-2010 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 664094)
Didn't I tell you to always use protection??????:{>:Motherclucker


OMFG DebODeb you're so sassy of late....
:p
:tro:

FGFan 07-01-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 663817)
He should have thrown the book at you.......



My Oh My when did Geeker grow such lovely fangs?


Why they are almost as long and sharp as my lovely fangs!!!

:p
:tro:

geeker2 07-01-2010 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 664115)


My Oh My when did Geeker grow such lovely fangs?


Why they are almost as long and sharp as my lovely fangs!!!

:p
:tro:

:{>:

clyde 07-01-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 664094)
Didn't I tell you to always use protection??????:{>:Motherclucker


mom!!






stop it!

:{>::{>:

clyde 07-01-2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 664109)
:mad:

Listen no skimming around up at Sara's Toga all skimmers are immediately being confisicated and sent to the gulf!!!


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

clyde 07-02-2010 01:28 PM

I don't like this place anymore....but hope whoever might like it continues to fight amongst themselves.

clyde 07-02-2010 03:23 PM

And don't forget..when it's slow, someone suggest:





Hey!






LET'S TASTE FUNNY!

Sightseek 07-02-2010 08:02 PM

Don't eat the poutine in Canada! It's bad for you.

clyde 07-02-2010 08:15 PM

Did you say...poutine?




I have not looked it up as I am afraid.

But have a feeling you are going to tell me.

Rileyoriley 07-02-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 664608)
Did you say...poutine?




I have not looked it up as I am afraid.

But have a feeling you are going to tell me.



Just bring protection dear.:)

clyde 07-02-2010 09:10 PM

I..........oh my God!!









thud

clyde 07-03-2010 09:43 AM

Poutine is a French/Canadian style of french fries.I just looked it up....mom.



And Sighty-poo...you are sick.

That stuff sounds awful.

clyde 07-03-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 664110)
OMFG DebODeb you're so sassy of late....
:p
:tro:


And I lllllike it!!

Rileyoriley 07-03-2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 664772)
And I lllllike it!!

;):{>:

clyde 07-03-2010 11:14 AM

!!




There is no sass like your sass.

Just thayin'.

clyde 07-03-2010 03:39 PM

All righty then,fellers.

As you know, I have strong Dust Collection supervisory background. I have started a team of my own and they are available at outrageous..I mean reasonable rates.




But first,let's have some fun.


Here is a marketing tool I assembled::


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jeog...has_verified=1




Can you identify each of the girls ( Sighty-poo,Franny,Debbie and Gooey) correctly?


I know I can.

=:>

clyde 07-03-2010 04:13 PM

You know what's fun ?

Listening to music while reading some of the eye popping posts in here.



Really helps.

I now go to run...deepening the tan...further chiseling of the body.








Sighty....you are in like so much trouble at Sara's Toga.

clyde 07-03-2010 05:47 PM

The Stevie pm's keep cranking out. I feel bad for the guy. Yet another Rolla Tomato wannabe is writing rat letters.


Soon..I won't be able to comment to anyone.

Sightseek 07-03-2010 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 664856)
All righty then,fellers.

As you know, I have strong Dust Collection supervisory background. I have started a team of my own and they are available at outrageous..I mean reasonable rates.




But first,let's have some fun.


Here is a marketing tool I assembled::


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jeog...has_verified=1




Can you identify each of the girls ( Sighty-poo,Franny,Debbie and Gooey) correctly?


I know I can.

=:>


Youtube said the video may be inappropriate for some users -- does this mean me?


It is my great desire to keep my innocence.

Sightseek 07-03-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 664868)
You know what's fun ?

Listening to music while reading some of the eye popping posts in here.



Really helps.

I now go to run...deepening the tan...further chiseling of the body.








Sighty....you are in like so much trouble at Sara's Toga.

I'm watching someone's horses and house this weekend. Working all day and I did a half an hour on the stair climber while watching I'llNevrGetRevenge lose.


Did you know Virginians who live in the country celebrate their Independence by shooting their guns?

clyde 07-03-2010 08:56 PM

Youtube said the video may be inappropriate for some users -- does this mean me?


It is my great desire to keep my innocence.


Sighty.......I better not.




But go ahead because it's really not that bad.

clyde 07-03-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 664923)
I'm watching someone's horses and house this weekend. Working all day and I did a half an hour on the stair climber while watching I'llNevrGetRevenge lose.


Did you know Virginians who live in the country celebrate their Independence by shooting their guns?


Oh geez..that was funny.

You're an excellent horsey renamer.




I did not know about the Virginians who think they are back in the Wild West days.Interesting,but kind of dumb of them.Not big on guns nor horseys nor spurs nor cowboys nor cowgirls nor garbage wagons nor all the phoney people who think in terms of me first...and only.






Golly, I went on there a bit.

Sorry.

Sighty....are you shore that house you are in right now ( all by yourself) isn't haunted??

Sightseek 07-03-2010 09:06 PM

Stop it. :mad:

clyde 07-03-2010 09:10 PM

!!!!!!!




oh mine Got!!!!


ror!!






Gosh that was a rib cracker!!







I'm sorry...I have my ghosts under control, they don't fucl< with me---other than hiding my stuff.


Not to worry..I'm sure the place is clean and you will just fine.

clyde 07-03-2010 09:11 PM

I must give Sighty the highest award possible for that one...it was that good.







!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sightseek 07-03-2010 09:14 PM

If they get out of control I'll just take out the ghostzapper.

clyde 07-03-2010 09:18 PM

You are hot.



!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

clyde 07-04-2010 11:20 AM

stair climber!!?












thud

Sightseek 07-04-2010 11:59 AM

I was on the stair climber

and you were-un'..




ha-ha..ha...ha-ha

Rileyoriley 07-04-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 664931)
If they get out of control I'll just take out the ghostzapper.

Use it sparingly. I understand it only fires 4 times a year.

clyde 07-04-2010 12:17 PM

I was on the stair climber

and you were-un'..




ha-ha..ha...ha-ha




:mad:




Stop it, you little retch.

clyde 07-04-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665039)
Use it sparingly. I understand it only fires 4 times a year.






thud

Sightseek 07-04-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665039)
Use it sparingly. I understand it only fires 4 times a year.


Good one! :tro:


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