Deb-O-Deb.


I have not forgotten about you.......never think this thing.









Ily,
mortimer

:{>: :{>:

Morty dear, can you give a summery so I don't have to read all 37,000 pages?

Yes.










BOO!



Way back up in your memory dump.



She wanted him to suck her sugar lips forever.



Boo!




And so...he did.



Shut up.





Fucl< ghost klunkers.



BOO!











FRANNY!!





That's pretty much it.

Aaaah, I see.....

Thank you.

:D I told my cat what you said..she went right into her litter box...:)

Ask her if she'd like some nice live shark for dinner.

^^^ She gets angry when left unattended...thus the bratty,innocuous question in the first place.






:rolleyes:

Hello Morty... How ya been? I guess you haven't died.

Nice seeing you again,Buffage.

I think your last words to me were.."'Don't you have anything better to do?"






I almost cried.

...and besides that is a stupid question...it is obvious none of us have anything better to do...

but I did paint my bedroom wall yesterday and had to choose between this forum and watching it dry... BTW it took 8 hours.

Well I imagine ,then,taking 8 hours to make your decision ---why the paint would have been dry by then anyway.


Kinda dumb don't ya think?

The horse is God's gift to woman.

Mom..that isn't necessary.


We saw the photo....remember?

True...I think using the black paint made it more difficult - but I do like it...it's very cheerful.

Yes...whitewalls are out.

do you think Franny has pink walls?

There are times I wish I would have kept on the straight and narrow.




This is one of them.





















thud

Yes ,SportyFans...had you followed Mortimers Picky-Doos on Friday--you would have had OurBoyBlue for 52 big ones on a $2 bet.


























Oh my God.






thud

Mortimers Picky-Doos for today at the Thistleydowns:




5.....Marco Regs Winner


11....Box Political Hussy and Sun Spirit....I think the 8 wins.


13.....Ola Boo Boo with my good friend, Janey Margell ,on top.



She loves it there.

I see your friend Jaripeo-file has posted his picks for Del Mar..:)

Oh gee, sorry for wanting to say hello without playing on the angels thread and turning that one into Morty's Comedy Hour. :p

I really have to read the last 30 or so pages to catch up?

You suck.

please don't say my friend and jackazz together.

!!



She's begging for it now.






I think I'll let her writhe for a bit longer.

MORTY EVENING ATTIRE JUST WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry, guess i should be busy writhing huh?

You okay?

:zz:

He keeps falling down.....:p


Yes! You called!

No not pink.......

Oh my God.
















thud

:D

So I took too many Viagra Falls...big deal.

So you're saying you fell down hard?

No...I'm not saying I fell down hard.







Oh just forget about it.

So you're saying the Viagra didn't work?

Confused now... :p

NOW!?

BrownSugar...I think you were born confused.






eauxh!!



That was a good one!

Not now, Dear... am reading this thread backwards in an effort to catch up.

If you think you are confused already, reading this backward will make you fall down....:p

Uhhhhh, Morty, I didn't think you needed Viagra, hmmmm going to have to rethink this...viagra, richard simmons outfits...what else don't ah know?

Good point.

I did read a few random pages..... certainly not his finest work. :D

Italian rope tricks, damnit... I want italian rope tricks. :eek:

He's been a very angry wolf lately, tread carefully...:D

Uh, Miss Kitty you did see who is in my picture, Morty will be :mad: !!!!!

YES IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Why will Morty be pissed though???

He likes me to always be in my black leopard outfit, especially on gardening days.....:D
We must do all we can to keep the savage beast happy!!!!!