A little too quick on the comeback.

And too good.





There goes my day.

have you been bad?

Absolutely not.


I even complimented Eddabee Abby.

I saw that...you sure it was a compliment?

pssst....mort?


lets let the dead rest in peas K?

It really was...I hope she soon understands my good intentions.

=;>

K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.










And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Razzzle DaaaaaaZZZZZZZZle

You have trusted the wrong guy......

STEVIE!!!!!

j/k

I forget how I got here already....

And then <poof> I was gone.

P.S. I was serious about that last part.

jesus...I know I'm in for it now...

STEVIE!!!!!!!!!!





rule-neg un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!

it's great that now you look especially insane laughing at yourself;)

Uh ...weeeelll....


...I mean if ya can't laugh at yourself ...ya know....




...who can you??

=;>

tum-tee-tum-tee-tum....











...blech.

Fairly boring here right now.








I feel a Bill Dullest attack coming on.



Perhaps tonight.

I still think von Windbag has invaded.

I enjoy reading all the derby frenzy going on.







No I don't.

cheer up mort...only like 10 more weeks of triple crown stuff....

Yes.







I may opt for hernia implantation.

toss up between that and a lobotomy.

you did.

DaHauschery-anator.







Mekin' copies.

She likes it that way.

lets test this...hossy's phone number is...PM me for details

I'll have 'O' brought over immediately.

hmmm, hossy must have me on ignore...I wonder if anyone might like his home address along with his phone number...I know Morty did.

can someone tell hossy that I have him on ignore also...I don't want him thinking he has the upper hand in our little game....please also ask him to re-read the code of conduct...I'm thinkin a refresher course is not a bad idea.

Oh boy.





It's horsey story time.

I once stopped with someone else on a country road to look at a very old grave yard.

I enjoy looking at the dates and find it so amazing to see these weathered markers going back to the late 1700's. You almost relive through their names and dates on those stone markers....for a snippet or two anyway.


But the thing is it was right next to a fenced pasture and my attention was interrupted by two big ol' horseys dashing right at us. I was raised in the city so this scene kind of scared me as I thought they may attack,but I wanted to appear brave.



Well they did stop at the fence,but obviously wanted something from us.....so I began to what I would call gently petting the one creature. The swine snarfed and shook his head wildly and scared me half to death.


We quickly concluded the flies were causing them itchy attacks so we commenced to really rubbing and scratching their necks and heads very hard.


Let me tell you these are really solid beasts.


They would have enjoyed that going on forever ,but I didn't have that sort of time and I do believe they felt stiffed by us because we did not stay all day and night.










I'm an interesting guy....aye?

I would like Thebby's phone number.

Sincerely,

Mushy

rule-eng un ze flour!!

can someone tell the above poster that he is still on ignore.

Thanks for the number.


It looks strangely familiar as I associate it with for a good time call_______.

Above poster....




...for a good time ca.....I mean you are on ignore.