Dear DooDahWuff,

Condolences on the withering on your tool. I believe under Obamacare you can prescribed meds for that.;)

With all of this time between races, you could probably build a new bathroom!

(I thought sombreros were for wearing??)

I am doing a super-de-duper spring type cleaning.:p

Kahlua is for drinking although I have on occasion worn it.

You can come over for the Preakness for more cleaning! :D

Pletcher isn't dominating the world like he normally does.

This means he will win the Derby with We Miss Artie or Vinceremos.

Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D

Clyde or Tapiture?

The horse silly.

Meds . . .



for a horseshoe?

I already have an obligation on Preakness Day.:(


I put $2 win on Artie!!!!:$:

I am receiving rapid fire emails from you-know-who so here goes:


Tapiture will now be ridden by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel.

And perhaps your feet can wear glue on's.



Maybe then your shoes would not fall off and make you fall down----go boom.

Have you read all 2000 pages of Obamacare sir???????:zz:

:tro:

Art Garfunkel?

Ya got me there.

This whole thread is :zz:

Would you please give doo dah wuffie this for his Art Garfunkel reply:



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Then my mission is complete.:D

Well done, then!

Pouring a Woodford and signing off in 3...2...1...

From Morty:

ATTENTION:



Tapiture just et Jill Byrne's hat.

Good luck, everyone, and come home safe good boys. :)

YAY ART SHERMAN!!!!!!!!!





I can't believe We Miss Artie lost my $2 Dollah!:eek:

We have a WINNAH!!!

Herk O Herk!!! $213.60 :tro::$: Congratulations!!!! Ed McMahon will show up at your door shortly with your prizes!!! (Please don't tell him he's RIP)

SightyPooKins-$180.90
ArlettaO-$133.40
Me O Me-$126.20
MM O SC-$104.50
Old Wuffie-$96.90
Casper-$91.90
VoldeMORTY-$80.80



Thank you all for playing and participating in this NINCOMPOOPENCE!:)

Congrats to Herkie and thanks, Mom!!!!!

Although I was soundly hosed again, I would like to thank my Mommy with the commanding curves that making me ponder incest.

I hope you consider another opportunity at BC time,Mom, for more nincompoopence and very bad horsey picking.



I hate everyone who beat me and hope your clothes fall of in public.
VoldeMORTY

Congrats Herkie!

Did you figure out how you want your nuts handled yet?

I would like my nuts gently washed before my wizz test.

What about the orca styling? You know, Free Willy and all that.

If you're talking about grooming the next two jewels of the triple crown, um, no.

What time is this McMahon guy coming over? I've been waiting all day. :D

From his highness:

Hey.

BeefHerky----congratulations(barf!)on your winning this esteemed contest.I decided .....I will not be inside the basket.Replacing me will be DaffyDanny.

Enjoy

It's gonna take awhile. He's in therapy. Just found out he's dead. It was very traumatic for him.

Really cool that a donation was made to Sightie in my name. :tro::tro::tro:

I'll match that donation with one of my own after The Belmont Stakes.

It's going to be a Perfect Day.

Thanks guys. :{>: :{>:

Ned and Hydra are stoked about this year's Way Too Long Stakes. Such lovely people.

I'm beginning to the the Belmont's are pissed off that I won. Are you sure they're nice people? They have not returned my calls.

Can't believe I missed this opportunity...Sighty why didn't you Tweet me :p

..and Deb you should have FB'd me...and MMSC you should have...well you should have :p


Herk way to go !

ClydeVivor Part 2:

Belmont Stakes Day.:$:

:D

No Preakness?