where's the damn baby face when you need it.

:baby:


I come here acting like a friend and you just seem miserable.

enjoy it clyde!

yeah then he'll start the wounded puppy routine. Which has now tripled the number of police academy movies.

Uncly, stop--really.



I understand you, unfrotunately.

Now go away.

did I not scold people before?

Like when I said I could not possibly believe that women on Nerdy Trail would give you their phone number?????

Anything that happened to them is most likely their own fault for getting personal with strangers on internet land to begin with.

so there. you are all scolded.

Now bend over and get ready for the belt.

FetchBoy's a little too interested in me.



Jealous anger?

Unfounded?

Or real?



I think his constant attention to me speaks rather loudly.

Oh come ON , Uncly!!



You'e only digging yourself deeper.

Being a superstar is very hard.



Everyone wants in on all the attention.

Really, it's not easy being me.

It's fun!...but challenging.

I'll go away when I feel like it.


What is wrong with you?


Did you not get enough Hugs as a child?


Why do you care what these people you call FOF's think about you anyway?


ITS THE GOD DAMN INTERNET!

[quote=Antitrust32;751468]I'll go away when I feel like it.


What is wrong with you?


Did you not get enough Hugs as a child?
Why do you care what these people you call FOF's think about you anyway?


ITS THE GOD DAMN INTERNET![/QUOTE]

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Jesus...that old stand by excuse comes up again.


THEN WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME!!??

Congratulations on making yourself important.

Work on your self esteem & then try to make friends.

You are unneeded in this neck of the woods with this crap attitude you have.

give up the woe is me ****.


I seriously did not expect this thread to go like this, but maybe that was my own judgement error.

[quote=clyde;751469]
I'm not mad at you!

You are acting like a little bitch, thats all!! telling me to admonish Coach Pants and all... ridiculous.

get over that and all is fine.

I dont hold grudges.

Oh my God.....it's the Shakespeare routine now.


You made yourself into an omelette in this thread...not me.





Well, I helped a little.

o=:>

[quote=Antitrust32;751471]


You might get a Flossy Award for ths one.

Clyde I dont even understand you.

You seem like a very angry man though.


Get some help or turn to the bottle. Or be a dope head like all us happy people are.


But you make no sense..

get over it.

Enter Mother Theresea.



Go burp yourslef ,Uncly.That juuuust may be the problem.


I have autographs to sign.

HAVE A SWELL DAY!

Oh, one last thing SportyFans.


The metamorphosis you see here....Uncly going from supposed do-gooder to absolute carnage?



doo dah!!

nobody cares Clyde.

Well except you.

Is winter that bad in Cleveland? You miss LeBron that much?

Go outside and enjoy some fresh air and meet some real humans. Or go to a whisky bar and get some tits rubbed in your face.

Whatever you do.. just be happy in real life.

good bye. I have work to do and a golf game to mentally prepare for.

Oh the real you finally pops out in all its ugly glory.So cheap and so angry.I'm sorry,but I had to get the real you epxosed.





Well no.

I'm not sorry.






SportyFans...let us welcome aboard the 8th FOFer of the World....Klunky.

Well qualified to wear the Filth of a Feather dupa patch with honor.

Indian Malarkey....a goat mookies gulper is pretty sorry to begin.So try to gai fame here with your own personal jealous anger.


You really need it.

Meanwhile..









whiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!









More autographs to sign.

you're a weird dude.

change your ways or get darted.



Klunky... not bad but you can be more creative. I figured it would be more like Punky or UnclyRust. Honestly, Booth Operator gave me better names than Klunky.


What is your FOF name? Snide? E-Sex? NTBooBeePix.com?

FOFs protesting too much again.



It's inherent to the species,I'm afraid.

Oh well...off to another book signing.



doo dah!!

Uncly - His FOF status has been revoked.


We dun need no more stinkin' weirdos - we're fulled up.


Funny how no one has thought twice about him nor has made one single mention of him in his absence, yet he lives a nightmare manically obsessing about a handful of posters here.... Classic basket case.

Oh God!!..I'm crying!! ...make it stop.........please!!



















( =;> )

the thread killer is here
 

DROP UR DRAWERS
TIE 1 ON
2 IN 1
TRIPPLERIPPLE
HOTSHOTS
CUBE MAD
BUSHBANG
FRAZIL
U OWE ME
MID MAP
EAT

dingbat, you're like the neighbors dog that keeps deficating on the lawn.



Put this stuff somewhere else.

Or make up your own melting ice formations thread.

You're really bizarre....bad bizarre.

The hauntings should really begin to rev up tonight...when it's dark.




I'll give a prediction a little later.

It's been dark for a while... No gots..... Do you need a Voodoo doll or something?



Wait... The FOF has operatives in the Big Easy..... WE have all the voodoo stuff right heyah.... Nevahmind.... Go back to sleep.... Really..... don't think about it.....

Rudyless,please.



You would fail against a Sara Palin on sleeping pills.

Whatevah you say,Earl.

A FOF will be startled awake by voices tonight,when it's dark.Probably about 3AM.

This person will shake their head and listen again.Yup...it's 2 people talking back and forth ,but you're not sure what they are saying...coming from either downstairs or a few rooms from you.

But you know there is no one in the house but you.


This is not good.



You will also hear cups rattling and forks hitting a plate.You're really scared .You pull the covers over your head and wait out the voices.They finally stop.You're drenched with fear sweat, but so tired you fall back asleep.In the morning you find a room with 2 half filled coffee cups and 2 plates showing signs of blueberry pie and vaniller ahs cream.


Niether of which you stock.




You are in huge trouble now.

GoodMorning Sporty Fans!


!!

Ya otta love me,ah know ah do.





Anyhoo...please, any new or old hypocrites are still welcome to make fools of yourselves.So don't be shy.

And Stevie...I did a family tree last nght and found out I was wrong.I am 100% Jewish so you can stop darting selected posts of mine.

Thank you ssssso much.

Off to visit one of my fine fine jailbird friends.



I imagine some of you are hitting the afofecary bottle pretty hard by now.

Drink away your pain...is good for you.






doo dah!!

Snow Byk and the 7 FOFs.




Just thayin'.

IndianMalarkey...the guy has got to go.





What a mess.

blech