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geeker2 10-23-2010 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 710356)
Does this mean we won't be going to Vegas for s'mores?????:(

We must know someone else we can cremate !!

Rileyoriley 10-23-2010 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 710363)
We must know someone else we can cremate !!

We can check the RIP thread!!!!

clyde 10-23-2010 10:56 PM

:baby::baby::baby::baby:

geeker2 10-23-2010 10:58 PM

That was pretty inconsiderate of you not to die ...you are just so shellfished.

Rileyoriley 10-23-2010 10:58 PM

Just for that, you're not invited to your funeral.:mad:

clyde 10-23-2010 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 710372)
That was pretty inconsiderate of you not to die ...you are just so shellfished.

Ralphy, you really need professional kelp.

clyde 10-23-2010 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 710373)
Just for that, you're not invited to your funeral.:mad:

Bite me,baby.

Rileyoriley 10-23-2010 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710379)
Bite me,baby.

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the grave today.:rolleyes:

clyde 10-23-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 710389)
Somebody got up on the wrong side of the grave today.:rolleyes:


You think you can say that to me and get away with it?





( NOBODY better give her 10 pies for that one....nobody!! )

FGFan 10-24-2010 01:02 AM

Coach I can't believe you fell for that foolishness, are the smarty threads wearing off on you?


Cludyeepoo.........NEVER, EVER try to impersonate me, your fangs are just not long enough!!!! Plus you blew it, it's MAH JAPAN SISTAH!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ralph has long admired my beautiful fangs and statused me that you had died. I was sad, but more importantly I kept hearing this little bee buzzing around asking for Boo-bees. At first it confused me, but then I figured out you were haunting me. So what to do now, the TAPS team has already been called. I think you must go back to being a ghost, at least until they leave. Or I can just swat the bee, your pick.

FGFan 10-24-2010 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 710389)
Somebody got up on the wrong side of the grave today.:rolleyes:


!!!OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

trackrat59 10-24-2010 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 710296)
ftfy

A monkey that thinks he's God who defends Clyde = one of Clyde's gay lovers.

geeker2 10-24-2010 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 710420)
Coach I can't believe you fell for that foolishness, are the smarty threads wearing off on you?


Cludyeepoo.........NEVER, EVER try to impersonate me, your fangs are just not long enough!!!! Plus you blew it, it's MAH JAPAN SISTAH!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ralph has long admired my beautiful fangs and statused me that you had died. I was sad, but more importantly I kept hearing this little bee buzzing around asking for Boo-bees. At first it confused me, but then I figured out you were haunting me. So what to do now, the TAPS team has already been called. I think you must go back to being a ghost, at least until they leave. Or I can just swat the bee, your pick.


I hope the TAPS team includes the one with the Kool-ady smile !!

Sightseek 10-24-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 710296)
ftfy

:tro:

Sightseek 10-24-2010 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710326)
Coach...was that really necessary?

Do you know what heavy guffawing does to an upset stomach?



Anyhoo-----yes, Clydeypoo-kins has ra-turned. So nice to see how many here seemed to be in hysterics over my demise.Yes, I'm sure you all found it quite amusing.


I will remember this.Mostly from several here who couldn't seem to stop posting in their joy.The one who started it all...yes,you. Really such a funny girl. ha-ha....ha.



I won't forget any of you.


I got your attention though didn't I?! :{>:



Don't listen to the dirtyrat, we'd be sad if we knew you weren't being a big liah!

notyep59 10-24-2010 10:36 AM

math, i still want a t-shirt...just change the "was" to "is"

my miss storm cat 10-24-2010 11:45 AM

Aaaah things are back to normal I see.

Morty, meet trackrat. Trackrat, thiis is Morty.

Yes it's actually MAH JAPAN SISTAH so please get it right next time or we shall both have to think of some sort of punishment.

NZ racing? Really? Are we going to go there again?

How about we show a little restraint and perhaps the more "we" show, the better chance "we" might have of some boo bee pics coming "our" way.

my miss storm cat 10-24-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 710314)
kissy kissy kissy

I don't know why this is manking me laugh so much. :D

clyde 10-24-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 710442)
A monkey that thinks he's God who defends Clyde = one of Clyde's gay lovers.


You can't.

clyde 10-24-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 710420)
Coach I can't believe you fell for that foolishness, are the smarty threads wearing off on you?


Cludyeepoo.........NEVER, EVER try to impersonate me, your fangs are just not long enough!!!! Plus you blew it, it's MAH JAPAN SISTAH!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ralph has long admired my beautiful fangs and statused me that you had died. I was sad, but more importantly I kept hearing this little bee buzzing around asking for Boo-bees. At first it confused me, but then I figured out you were haunting me. So what to do now, the TAPS team has already been called. I think you must go back to being a ghost, at least until they leave. Or I can just swat the bee, your pick.


You gave EasyBake the equivilent of 10 pies.

So none of this matters.

You must die.

clyde 10-24-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 710458)
I got your attention though didn't I?! :{>:



Don't listen to the dirtyrat, we'd be sad if we knew you weren't being a big liah!




snort!!





Boy did it.

:{>:

clyde 10-24-2010 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 710500)
Aaaah things are back to normal I see.

Morty, meet trackrat. Trackrat, thiis is Morty.

Yes it's actually MAH JAPAN SISTAH so please get it right next time or we shall both have to think of some sort of punishment.

NZ racing? Really? Are we going to go there again?

How about we show a little restraint and perhaps the more "we" show, the better chance "we" might have of some boo bee pics coming "our" way.



You have confused me.

How do you do it?

clyde 10-24-2010 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq (Post 709552)
clyde died?



Your muff wears a bib.

clyde 10-24-2010 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 709671)
It was time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaJpl8jrW8

I'm going to miss that ugly bastard.


The smart money's on Harlow, and the moon is in the street
And the shadow boys are breakin' all the laws
And you're east of East St. Louis, and the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause

And Napoleon is weepin' in a carnival saloon
His invisible fiancee's in the mirror
And the band is goin' home, it's rainin' hammers, it's rainin' nails
And it's true, there's nothin' left for him down here

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And they all pretend they're orphans, and their memory's like a train
You can see it gettin' smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
That history puts a saint in every dream

Well, she said she'd stick around until the bandages came off
But these mama's boys just don't know when to quit
And Matilda asks the sailors, 'Are those dreams or are those prayers?'
So close your eyes, son, and this won't hurt a bit

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

Well, things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars and splash into the street
And when they're on a roll, she pulls a razor from her boot
And a thousand pigeons fall around her feet

So put a candle in the window and a kiss upon his lips
As the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off till I come back again

Oh, it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time

And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time
And it's time, time, time that you love
And it's time, time, time


That was beautiful.

clyde 10-24-2010 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 709700)
Remington 5th, One Car Funeral



Thud

You are all ZC blind.

clyde 10-24-2010 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 709736)
I think I'll miss him the most for his intellect and stimulating conversation.




OMG! I said stimulating :eek:


Perhaps that will bring his pud back to life.

THUD!



You need a nice pud in that lovely mouth.





Get ovah heah,baby!!

clyde 10-24-2010 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709392)
I'm going. Are you going? What are you wearing? Are you bringing anyone? Where are you staying? Is it close to the celebration...whoa! I mean funeral? Are you flying? Driving? When are you getting into town? Wanna hang out? Does anyone have any good restaurant recommendations?


Great Gooey imitation,I might add.

my miss storm cat 10-24-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710516)

How do you do it?

Oh well first I like to run my tongue along... oh wait what were you talking about here? :D

clyde 10-24-2010 07:29 PM

:D















thud!

my miss storm cat 10-24-2010 07:37 PM

:p

clyde 10-24-2010 07:42 PM

:o

clyde 10-24-2010 10:17 PM

Sighty...get ready to do this again.




But for good this time.

Make me believe you mean it.

clyde 10-25-2010 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 709822)
He'll be back - probably with a moniker like Morthimoth.

Well,well,well....Printheth Chlorine.



so you hike yo skirt up high
but it don't give me no woody and ahm like,
DOO-DAH YOU!!
oo-ooo-oo

Sightseek 10-25-2010 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 710721)
Sighty...get ready to do this again.




But for good this time.

Make me believe you mean it.

NO. :p

clyde 10-25-2010 08:51 AM

...hmmmm......perhaps obedience training..........................nah..





..didn't work for my "trained" seal,won't work for her.....

Bigsmc 10-27-2010 03:44 PM

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16367

clyde 10-27-2010 03:59 PM

BigMac,


I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

I miss my very good friend, very much.

But you know...I also read the replies and am reminded I have to kill some more people.









P.S.

If you think I am embarrassed by your revealing my first death here,well I'm not.

GPK 10-27-2010 06:58 PM

Longest 'effin funeral in the history of mankind. Get this sh*t over with already:mad:

clyde 10-27-2010 07:01 PM

I'm a natural born ham sandwich...what do you want?

clyde 10-27-2010 07:02 PM

By the way..tomorrow is now definitely it.




Maybe even tonight.


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