And stop it with the library card stuff!!




ror!! ...you must have spotted that one library worker.

But you're juuuust a little late.

:)

BeefHerky...just don't do it.

They have Chinese people in Canada?

I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though. :p

What about bitten?

:eek:

What are you some freak?!

Oh my God.

Jesus and Mary!

Merciful Mother of God!!!!

:baby:

Just stick pins in the bottom of her feet should you ever get the chance.


Do you like that one bettah?

But he feet would be near my mout..........
Ah forget about it stupid a.ss, you sir have no imagination.

I hear acupuncture works great!

You're gross.

:D

This one, I was about 6 or 7.


Got up in the morning....sitting at the table half asleep..( me---not the table)...poking holes in my Father's pack of cigarettes with a fork.

After about a dozen stabs, I became fully awake and aware of the capital crime I had just committed.

My 2 sisty uglies came a few minutes later...and then my Father.


He was a little upset.

He demanded to know who did it.

No way I was taking this rap.



So he lined us up ( this is real life,SportyFans),,,gave us one last chance...and receiving no answer, he gave a continuous smack across the face to each of us.

I was really quite skillful,the way he pulled that off.




We were sent to our room until someone confessed.I won't bore with the nasty ,hateful things said and accusations made.But it was pretty ugly.My Father, being a railroader, was called for an out of town train job to like..Conway,PA...I think.These were good for 2-3 days.



My Mother sprung us after he left.

When he returned,nothing more was said.

That's one I got away with.

...snort!...

You have a snot answer for everything---don't you?

No.

I consider that a snot answer.

Go to your room.




It's haunted---don't ya know.

PopFlyS doesn't like me.



But as with Oinkman,et al.....without them----there could be no me.

Joy to the world...and to all the doorknobs who would like to bring it down----for you are too stupid.






:)

I'm sure PopFly did not understand my reply.

It equals this ( Sighty-poo...I know you will enjoy it):




"We must admit there will be music despite everything"




"The people of Sarajevo were encouraged to admit this when the city was surrounded by Serbs and the sniper fire could kill them while standing in the bread line or collecting a child from school.Some of the city orchestra brought their instruments into the town square and played day after day for hours in defiance of the madness of war. Their music symbolized the indestructability of the human spirit despite everything else."

Put yet another way ( I llllove the "don't ya know" ):



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz7ifClpT4g

Do you think that is why you have frozen body parts in your freezer?

No, it's because he's half chinese dummy. Some of those people will eat anything.
Don't you know anything????????????????

Yes,I do.



Good.

I was placating him...I know you're implacable,so not wasting my time here.

Why thank you soooooomuch ......... I think

Anytime.



Can a dyslexic have deja vu?

If you know.

Clydee Poo isn't it great to have Hosssssey back.....I think....

It is ,Ralphy.



He's letting Thebby have it pretty good every night.

So he's a happy guy.

:eek:

You are a very bad man.

fr&l-a!!!!






..ah is!!..

Anyone having a special childhood memory may type it here.




But please....no more about dolls and early memories of dragons and constant cravings...and painted toenails.

Nor foot fetishes.




Anything else is pretty much fair prey...I mean game.

I hope NicksKumquats loses Spydahs ponzi scheme.