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clyde 08-30-2010 05:34 PM
When Rachael does..then so will I.

clyde 08-30-2010 05:38 PM
Hossy....how much of the Monopoly money you boosted from Randy have you bet this week?

Sightseek 08-30-2010 06:45 PM
Hey Clyde!!!

I figured since you're so full of poo-poo you might be an expert on the subject -- Charmin or Cottonelle?

my miss storm cat 08-30-2010 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 689944)
I always think back to when I saw Clyde at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.
:tro:

my miss storm cat 08-30-2010 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 689988)
So clyde that thinks nothing of floating his competitor significantly wide, so that he can gain an advantage, should be immune from getting it stuck up his ass when his tactics fail?

I realize most would consider this trolling and perfectly acceptable.

I'm not exactly a clyde fan, so, let's say his end was pretty sweet all around. clyde is the typical bully when he has the advantage (as are most). He can dish it out and he should be able to take it.

F u ck him. He looks real pretty when he trolls but when it comes to crunch time he can't do what some of the great ones could: get an erection in front of a female.
:D

Oh my God I'm choking now... I don't think I can read anymore between you two...

Dahoss 08-30-2010 07:04 PM
Its funny how the media bashes RockTardTen yet they have thier nose up Clyde's cheeks. Does the media look down on RockTardTen because he's not like the rest of the media? Sure looked like RockTardTen had a nice crowd at his rally on Saturday. Im sure there was more than the 70000-80000 that one media source said was there. I heard our fearless predator is going to be on television tomorrow so he can brainwash the American public some more. Im not wasting my time tomorrow and getting lied to and mislead by the disgraceful Predator. I love it when he is golfing or on vacation, I don't think he can ruin this country much more by being on vacation or golfing.

clyde 08-30-2010 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690082)
Hey Clyde!!!

I figured since you're so full of poo-poo you might be an expert on the subject -- Charmin or Cottonelle?

^^^^ Has neon flashing down arrow on her waist ribbon.

clyde 08-30-2010 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690094)
Its funny how the media bashes RockTardTen yet they have thier nose up Clyde's cheeks. Does the media look down on RockTardTen because he's not like the rest of the media? Sure looked like RockTardTen had a nice crowd at his rally on Saturday. Im sure there was more than the 70000-80000 that one media source said was there. I heard our fearless predator is going to be on television tomorrow so he can brainwash the American public some more. Im not wasting my time tomorrow and getting lied to and mislead by the disgraceful Predator. I love it when he is golfing or on vacation, I don't think he can ruin this country much more by being on vacation or golfing.

^^^^Was in turkey shooting contest this weekend ...saw bird in bush...shot buddy,The Philski.

Won Dick Chenney Award for Turkey Shot of Day.

clyde 08-30-2010 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 690090)
:D

Oh my God I'm choking now... I don't think I can read anymore between you two...

^^^^ I have no comment.

my miss storm cat 08-30-2010 07:27 PM
Because he has had experience in both worlds and has had extensive conversations with those who have worked in all the different fields in both worlds, the racehorse world and show horse world are not very different at all in a lot of aspects. The DT posters breed the same, give head the same, mature and develop the same as Thoroughbreds but sumitas doesn't watch them.

No one on here except for one knows of Clydes experiences or endeavors, and even that person hardly knows all of them. Nor will anyone on here know the extent of them. You are not qualified to speak on them. No one is. Go **** yourself.

Believe who you want to believe. Clyde doesn't care.

Sightseek 08-30-2010 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690100)

^^^^ Has neon flashing down arrow on her waist ribbon.
This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?

clyde 08-30-2010 07:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 690103)
Because he has had experience in both worlds and has had extensive conversations with those who have worked in all the different fields in both worlds, the racehorse world and show horse world are not very different at all in a lot of aspects. The DT posters breed the same, give head the same, mature and develop the same as Thoroughbreds but sumitas doesn't watch them.

No one on here except for one knows of Clydes experiences or endeavors, and even that person hardly knows all of them. Nor will anyone on here know the extent of them. You are not qualified to speak on them. No one is. Go **** yourself.

Believe who you want to believe. Clyde doesn't care.
:tro::tro::tro::tro:

my miss storm cat 08-30-2010 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690102)

^^^^ I have no comment.
:D

Dahoss 08-30-2010 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690109)
This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?
:$:

SCUDSBROTHER 08-30-2010 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690038)
What's that Chocolate Jesus song about? That about Kobe giving the White Ho a pity fk?

herkhorse 08-30-2010 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690109)
This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?
These are all great, this one made me spit!

clyde 08-30-2010 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690109)
This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?
Keep them both.



You can save money on falsies.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER (Post 690123)
What's that Chocolate Jesus song about? That about Kobe giving the White Ho a pity fk?

I don't like it so I don't know.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 690144)
These are all great, this one made me spit!

^^^^ Trying to spring the door on Sighty-nookie.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690119)
:$:

^^^^ Waiting to see if offer is accepted.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 690112)
:D
kissykissykissykissy

herkhorse 08-30-2010 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690148)
^^^^ Trying to spring the door on Sighty-nookie.
Mind your own damn business. Besides, I'm hoping for a cat fight first.

Sightseek 08-30-2010 08:28 PM
Don't shoot the messenger, but I just received this smoke signal from the Belmonts (such wonderful people):

Bite us.

~ The Belmonts

clyde 08-30-2010 08:31 PM
Saucy news travels fast.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 690153)
Mind your own damn business. Besides, I'm hoping for a cat fight first.


Get quiet!! in here...muffy bites are fun!

Rileyoriley 08-30-2010 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690094)
Its funny how the media bashes RockTardTen yet they have thier nose up Clyde's cheeks. Does the media look down on RockTardTen because he's not like the rest of the media? Sure looked like RockTardTen had a nice crowd at his rally on Saturday. Im sure there was more than the 70000-80000 that one media source said was there. I heard our fearless predator is going to be on television tomorrow so he can brainwash the American public some more. Im not wasting my time tomorrow and getting lied to and mislead by the disgraceful Predator. I love it when he is golfing or on vacation, I don't think he can ruin this country much more by being on vacation or golfing.
Clyde golfs????:zz:

Rileyoriley 08-30-2010 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 690109)
This is such bullshit, no one will discuss ****ing toilet paper with me? A bunch of ****ing **** **** **** around here, **** **** **** suckers. I just want to talk about the toilet paper, I have a week to return one or both of them, I dont like either and no one can just talk about the ****ing toilet paper with me?
The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".

Sightseek 08-30-2010 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690163)
The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".
:D

clyde 08-30-2010 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690163)
The ****ing soft stuff ruins my septic system which means I have to pour more Rid-ex down the g***amn toilet. Rid-ex ain't ****ing cheap either. I only buy toilet paper that says "Safe For Your F***ing Septic System".

Oh mine Got!!

clyde 08-30-2010 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690161)
Clyde golfs????:zz:
He's a big liah.

Dahoss 08-30-2010 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690161)
Clyde golfs????:zz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSqcfHIPhBg

Rileyoriley 08-30-2010 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690168)
You know what they say about guys with short, stumpy legs, don't you????:eek:

clyde 08-30-2010 08:48 PM
Hossy interviews the Belmonts:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVfZ14H202M

Dahoss 08-30-2010 08:49 PM
Sorry, that was GPK. Here's Clyde.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8ca5...eature=related

clyde 08-30-2010 08:51 PM
Here's PoachCants and Hossy buying a horsey for Simple Simone:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXVYzTk1Xw

Rileyoriley 08-30-2010 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690173)
Correction noted.






Clyde, Santa's not bringing you that dirt bike for Christmas.:mad:

clyde 08-30-2010 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 690173)

That was SIghty laughing in the background.


Had just given me a hummer and was still giddy with exsightyment.

clyde 08-30-2010 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 690175)
Correction noted.






Clyde, Santa's not bringing you that dirt bike for Christmas.:mad:


!!





Go soak yer head.

Rileyoriley 08-30-2010 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 690177)
!!





Go soak yer head.
Yes dear. My tub of Kahlua awaits!

Danzig 08-30-2010 09:03 PM
six pages, and not nearly enough abuse. you guys need to try harder.




Quote:
Yes dear. My tub of Kahlua awaits!
i can think of nothing better to soak in.


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