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Sightseek 02-21-2010 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
A Doctor, a vet, a trainer...maybe a candlestickmaker.


But it was always entertaining on the derby trail.


OK off to watch Japan racing..ta ta for now.

Now that I know my telepathic powers need honeing I shall use the computer more.....:p

I posted the japan pp's in japan racing if you wish to follow.

More importantly, she is a VERY important person in the equine industry. :rolleyes:

clyde 02-21-2010 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Every time I see that name i get this stuck in my head (along with the image of Timbaland in the Rolls which I really don't mind at all).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQybgJCswF0


God.

clyde 02-21-2010 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
BTW...your horsey lost

Really...do you mind?

clyde 02-21-2010 07:52 PM

All right dooryard fans..let's hear some chatter.


What about you,Ms. SchizoFranny-ah?

AeWingnut 02-21-2010 08:26 PM


clyde 02-22-2010 07:32 PM

Not so cozy anymore,huh?

my miss storm cat 02-22-2010 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde
Not so cozy anymore,huh?

No, no it's not.

I was gonna come play before but got distracted by the This Is Me thread (nice picture, Coach!!! :D ).

Since it's just the two of us you know what I've always wanted to ask you dear one?

You know the part about Lo body and soul this land, the ships, the prairie blah blah blah (sorry Walt)? Well that next part about most excellent sun so calm and haughty?

Does that make you think of Bill and Ted too? :confused: :p

I mean I'm sorry and I know it's a work of art and who it's about and all, but...

Maybe I'm a horrible person.

Rileyoriley 02-22-2010 08:58 PM

Two poems I've always liked:
1. Beau by Jimmy Stewart
Rather than print it here, go to youtube and type in:Johnny Carson-Jimmy Stewart-Beau Poem
Jimmy says it better than reading it.

2. Abandoned Dog by Robert William Service


"They dumped it on the lonely road,
Then like a streak they sped;
And as along the way I strode
I thought that it was dead:
And then I saw that yelping pup
Rise, race to catch them up.

You know how silly wee dogs are.
It thought they were in fun.
Trying to overtake their car
I saw it run and run:
But as they faster, faster went,
It stumbled, sore and spent.

I found it prone upon the way;
Of life was little token.
As limply in the dust it lay
I thought its heart was broken:
Then one dim eye it opened and
it sought to lick my hand.

Of course I took it gently up
And brought it to my wife
Who loves all dogs, and now that pup
Shares in our happy life:
Yet how I curse the bastards who
Its good luck never knew!"

clyde 02-22-2010 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
No, no it's not.

I was gonna come play before but got distracted by the This Is Me thread (nice picture, Coach!!! :D ).

Since it's just the two of us you know what I've always wanted to ask you dear one?

You know the part about Lo body and soul this land, the ships, the prairie blah blah blah (sorry Walt)? Well that next part about most excellent sun so calm and haughty?

Does that make you think of Bill and Ted too? :confused: :p

I mean I'm sorry and I know it's a work of art and who it's about and all, but...

Maybe I'm a horrible person.

Maybe?

r u kidding me?

clyde 02-22-2010 10:13 PM

ORiley....OOOOOOOOOO

geeker2 02-22-2010 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde
ORiley....OOOOOOOOOO


Well..Deb's is better than the one you put up...where we all thought you were going to off yourself :eek:

prudery 02-22-2010 11:40 PM

Oh dear--the rigors of Morty redux ...

Now what would Chauncy Gardiner say ??

Kasept 02-23-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by prudery
Oh dear--the rigors of Morty redux ...

Now what would Chauncy Gardiner say ??

Appropriately... "I like to watch."

Rileyoriley 02-23-2010 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde
ORiley....OOOOOOOOOO


Thank you kind sir. :)

my miss storm cat 02-23-2010 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde
Maybe?

r u kidding me?

No! :eek: :p

FGFan 02-23-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde
All right dooryard fans..let's hear some chatter.


What about you,Ms. SchizoFranny-ah?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

:D
:p

FGFan 02-23-2010 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
I was referring to your computer being in the back of the house and you and the dog were in the front...but that was funny. :p

Well we have made some progress on the doggy front, although he is highly medicated but happier.


Plus there has been a lot of WHO DATTING goin on, Who Dat parades, Mardi Gras and even a jazz funeral for the brown bags fans wore when we were the aints. Nothing like a Super Bowl victory parade being held in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, the best super bowl parade EVAH!!!!!!!



Fun thing is our boys were getting a parade win or loose...even better we won!!!!

FGFan 02-23-2010 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Appropriately... "I like to watch."

I laughed...:p :D

Antitrust32 02-23-2010 02:24 PM

I want to become a Born Again Saints fan.

my miss storm cat 02-23-2010 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

:tro: :D

Ms. Deb O'Deb posted poems... where are yours sistah?

I was gonna post the really cool one by Sergei Esenin... you know the one he wrote in his own blood before hanging himself but then 1. it's about death and I don't get those pm's anymore and 2. I didn't want to be accused of being sanctimonious or anything like that so figured I'd post this instead. :D (It's not rap).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q

FGFan 02-23-2010 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I want to become a Born Again Saints fan.

Easily done.....just....





A taste of the full blown jazz funeral from our local TV wwl....

http://www.wwltv.com/video/featured-...-84867502.html


and some of the best super bowl victory parade EVAH complete with the ying yang twins songs....


http://www.wwltv.com/video/featured-...-84067827.html

It's been crazy fun down here !!! :p :D

Antitrust32 02-23-2010 04:04 PM

i'm sure it has been amazing. and the city deserves this more than any other.. I almost took a road trip :D

FGFan 02-23-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Ms. Deb O'Deb posted poems... where are yours sistah?

I was gonna post the really cool one by Sergei Esenin... you know the one he wrote in his own blood before hanging himself but then 1. it's about death and I don't get those pm's anymore and 2. I didn't want to be accused of being sanctimonious or anything like that so figured I'd post this instead. (It's not rap).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q

OMG...well Ah guess a toast to you sistah....:zz:

OK here's my try at poetry...

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!


How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!




:p ;) !!!

FGFan 02-23-2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
i'm sure it has been amazing. and the city deserves this more than any other.. I almost took a road trip :D

Well come to the LA Derby..we'll still be celebrating, ya never know Drew Brees might be in the paddock or Sean Payton, they've got a horse they are running down here.

It has been very revitalizing for the city, a chance to catch our breath and have FUN!!!!!!!!!

Funny thing is my friend lives in Miami and of course our local stations were there, so we were talking back and forth. Miami Dade PD kept coming on the news and saying how street parading was illegal, they were so afraid a parade might break out, we just love to parade....:p

So lots of people came to New Orleans where street drinking and parading are legal. Trust me many parades just broke out !!! Party down in NOLA.

my miss storm cat 02-23-2010 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
OMG...well Ah guess a toast to you sistah....:zz:

OK here's my try at poetry...

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!


How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!




:p ;) !!!

I shall now call you LC fan. :p

clyde 02-23-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
I laughed...:p :D

I did not.


:mad:

( I swear I read..."I'd like to watch him die." I guess it's self induced suggestion, being a paranoid schizo....but notice my reply doesn't change.)

clyde 02-23-2010 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
Well..Deb's is better than the one you put up...where we all thought you were going to off yourself :eek:




Don't give up on me ....;)

clyde 02-23-2010 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by prudery
Oh dear--the rigors of Morty redux ...

Now what would Chauncy Gardiner say ??

Rudery...It certainly wasn't what Stevie SnotFace-poo said he would say.

clyde 02-23-2010 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Thank you kind sir. :)


Oh forget it.


hug-hug

AeWingnut 02-23-2010 08:32 PM

http://myspace.com/cozydooryard

clyde 02-23-2010 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Excuse me sir, but this is very reminiscent of place once well visited here created by the late Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy AKA Morty Featherhands.

A place filled with poiem and prosey and nonsensical verse. Since you have embarked on this mission are you sure you can fulfill the Feathery choos??
ANDDDD....Should this not then be named the cozy dooryard II???

Just my 3 cents....

Originally Posted by Mortimer
If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are





---Edgar Allan Foxworthy


What the fucl< was I talking about!!??

clyde 02-23-2010 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut

What the fucl< are you talking about!!??

AeWingnut 02-23-2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde
What the fucl< are you talking about!!??

just don't hug me


http://www.myspace.com/earthless

AeWingnut 02-23-2010 08:59 PM

http://mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

prudery 02-23-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde
Rudery...It certainly wasn't what Stevie SnotFace-poo said he would say.

Lyde--- That is it ?












No thud ...

geeker2 02-23-2010 09:10 PM

Clydeee... do you realize that if you never post again you will end with exactly 69 posts :confused:

clyde 02-23-2010 10:27 PM

Lyde.......oh boy.


And a 69 and a follow up wtf are you talking about!!??

I'm getting dizzy.

Am still trying to dissect the mystery of Avytar.






No I'm not.

prudery 02-23-2010 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde
Lyde.......oh boy.


And a 69 and a follow up wtf are you talking about!!??

I'm getting dizzy.

Am still trying to dissect the mystery of Avytar.






No I'm not.


It is a full moon, its snowing, and the half and half is sour--what do you expect ???

Haikus to cuckoos ???

Sightseek 02-24-2010 07:22 PM

Your cards Sir...

8th (4:43) Davona Dale S. (G2)

1 Mile | Fillies | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Amen Hallelujah Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Female Drama Maragh R 116 L
3 Joanie's Catch Lopez P 120 L
4 Bickersons Bravo J 118 L
5 Comic Marvel Velazquez J R 116 L
6 Christine Daae Nakatani C S 116 L
7 Mambo Fever Rose J 116 L
8 Sassy Image Albarado R J 122 L

clyde 02-24-2010 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by prudery
It is a full moon, its snowing, and the half and half is sour--what do you expect ???

Haikus to cuckoos ???


Ah don't thank so...but well done.



Almost like saying the Sweet n' Sour is half.


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