My e-nerd rages but she gets a pass because she's easy on the eyes.

mamacita....that shi*t is soooooooooooooooooo f*cking funny.

89.com.....click favorites.....add.....DONE...giddy up

Its nothing bad... I promise! Hell, my sisters have myspace and my mom sees my myspace all the time. Its all PG! Promise!

mass responses

1) Gander, yes...

2) Balleto might be sent from heaven, seriously. A girl that loves horse racing, porn and sports. If she plays texas hold-em, it is over

3) GPK....I am not going to reveal your age (65) but you need to relax

and these are the days of Kev's life...

Should I say thank you to that? Im confused.

Okay, just checking. You guys are so comedy.

oh my god....Look at the kid in the background straight chillin there, not wanting to be on screen

LOL........

Kevin- I owe you $10 for Running Gerbil. So does Oracle. Tee hee :p

Ha! Never said I liked porn... I said I "heard" about 89.com. :p And I only play texas hold em on partypoker.com. And thats only because I can go all in on every hand and still not lose a dime. lol

Just to confirm, who was the chief hijacker of this particular thread?

He's gangsta yo!

I knew you couldn't wait until you got home.

The transformation of Balleto using Scavism's is starting....yo

It's your myspace page. It makes the baby Bill Gates cry.

When I see something that says what it says, I am not going to click on it until I get the ok....They are crazy internet people here...when they block derbytrail, I am OUT OF HERE

it's double or nuttin in the Sword Dancer....I got EC you get RG...heads up

Me, I take full responsbility for all of our boredness(?)

whaaaaa??? it makes my eyes moist from laughing so hard!

Okay, I'm down with that bro. Saturday should be splendid. If this wad of cash from Maxine's Hymn doesnt burn a whole through my pants until then :p

there is this part of my brain that is always where it shouldn't be, unless for certain situations

I had high hopes for Mamacita, until I found out she goes to Duke....

Well you know what they say... if it's comfortable in the gutter...

Ed f'ing Zachary, GPK.

No wait...she likes "Where the Red Fern Grows"......I cried.

mamacita thing is lame, just so you know

lost me bro.

like I give a flying fart what you think about that.

Checking out 89.com :D

Is this called what people are forgetting about Flower Alley because by the time you read it all, you forgot about him?

80's term...

I figured I might. Explanation:

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

This is my favorite funny clip in the past few weeks...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...28501056290731

I actually have to get some work done today, and only have 80 minutes to do it, will respond later to responses to this nonsense.

hahaha I LOVE you! Can I steal this for my myspace page? lol

haha Yeah, I should really go be productive as well. Have a good day everyone!

ah....yeah....have dated a few of them