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GPK 10-27-2008 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I want in on the handicapping competition. I'll take a pass on the pud measuring contest though. :o


^^The Biggest Loser

jms62 10-27-2008 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
At the very least you and every poster in this thread who redboarded and hasn't posted a winner in the last month in the selections room should be darted for a week.

Call me out for posting nonsense on here. Well this thread is linked on dictionary.com under nonsense.

Coach... When I am playing serious money as I was Friday and Saturday I do not want to lose focus 1 bit... I lock myself in my office, send the wife out and just focus. I put in my plays, double and triple check they are right. I watch the odds to see if they are offering tremendous values on other potential plays. I have learned all too well by missing major scores when I lost track of time and didn't get my picks in or effed up in entry of tickets...

Coach Pants 10-27-2008 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I want in on the handicapping competition. I'll take a pass on the pud measuring contest though. :o

Actually the stakes have been raised yet again.

50 large and a 1982 drop top Mercedes 500 SL to the charity of the winners choice.

The competition?

The Iron Man


Coach Pants 10-27-2008 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
Coach... When I am playing serious money as I was Friday and Saturday I do not want to lose focus 1 bit... I lock myself in my office, send the wife out and just focus. I put in my plays, double and triple check they are right. I watch the odds to see if they are offering tremendous values on other potential plays. I have learned all too well by missing major scores when I lost track of time and didn't get my picks in or effed up in entry of tickets...

So what you are saying is Byk isn't a serious player?


DART THIS GUY ALREADY!!

Coach Pants 10-27-2008 03:17 PM

Oh...we're lucky to be in jms62's presence. Those other guys in the selections forum who've posted winners aren't serious about betting. Only jerk-offs would waste 2 minutes posting their picks in the selections thread.

Not enough time for that nonsense!!

GPK 10-27-2008 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm staying.


I laughed.

jms62 10-27-2008 03:19 PM

LOL... I guess you are not interested. You can post all you want trying to deflect and twist the issue but again you called me out. I countered willing to make a substansial wager proving that I wasn't redboarding and you basically are unwilling to do so...

GPK 10-27-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
LOL... I guess you are not interested. You can post all you want trying to deflect and twist the issue but again you called me out. I countered willing to make a substansial wager proving that I wasn't redboarding and you basically are unwilling to do so...

DO you understand the definition of a redboard?

The Bid 10-27-2008 03:23 PM

Ill give you 2500 for the benz, how many miles

Coach Pants 10-27-2008 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
LOL... I guess you are not interested. You can post all you want trying to deflect and twist the issue but again you called me out. I countered willing to make a substansial wager proving that I wasn't redboarding and you basically are unwilling to do so...

I've got to do some cardio. THAT'S bike RIDING to you YOKELS. IF I make it BACK here without some IDIOT opening THEIR car door and INTENTIONALLY tripping me with their CANE then I SHOULD be BACK to point out that it was YOU who declined my initial OFFER to a HANDICAPPING challenge.

You HUGE VAGINA.

jms62 10-27-2008 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
So what you are saying is Byk isn't a serious player?


DART THIS GUY ALREADY!!

Not at all, Steve is a very serious player and I think one of the best handicappers in the country. Would he be willing to spend the time posting his picks if this wasn't his site ? Would he spend his time posting his picks if it wasn't driving traffic to his show ??? Only he knows that. This thread was after the fact and you jump on and trash all those that were feeling good about their success. Maybe it was because you didn't have very much this weekend. Now as far as me being a good handicapper, I'm not saying that at all. I think I am fair I have my moments for sure but I got knocked around Friday but recovered very well on Saturday. No matter how long I play I still am learning. I mean if you definition is how you do on the internet than this is all I have to offer http://www.breederscup.com/nhc/bccha...aspx?weekid=31

jms62 10-27-2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
DO you understand the definition of a redboard?

Do you understand the purpose of the thread.

"Big Day -Any Big Scores? Good Stories?"


Sorry you had a bad day Saturday. Get em next time.

Scav 10-27-2008 03:41 PM

Lets see if GPK uses any of the lessons I have taught him in internet warfare

GPK 10-27-2008 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Lets see if GPK uses any of the lessons I have taught him in internet warfare

:rolleyes:

Never gave a rats ass about internet warfare (other than talking ish to you) and never will give a rats ass.

TheSpyder 10-27-2008 03:56 PM

Just call me Leaky Eyes!
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Originally Posted by jms62
Not at all, Steve is a very serious player and I think one of the best handicappers in the country. Would he be willing to spend the time posting his picks if this wasn't his site ? Would he spend his time posting his picks if it wasn't driving traffic to his show ??? Only he knows that. This thread was after the fact and you jump on and trash all those that were feeling good about their success. Maybe it was because you didn't have very much this weekend. Now as far as me being a good handicapper, I'm not saying that at all. I think I am fair I have my moments for sure but I got knocked around Friday but recovered very well on Saturday. No matter how long I play I still am learning. I mean if you definition is how you do on the internet than this is all I have to offer http://www.breederscup.com/nhc/bccha...aspx?weekid=31


dalakhani 10-27-2008 04:00 PM

My two cents.

This thread could have easily been called "An opportunity to readboard" and the title of the thread was a pretty good cue to what you were going to get when you opened it up.

I am a lousy bettor of horses but i get lucky occasionally. I don't post winners or claim success after the fact. I don't do that with stocks either. There is no risk in that...and really no gain.

JMS was just posting to the thread's title. Nothing wrong with that. However, JMS did make a statement about another's handicapping abilities and got called on it. At that point, as the saying goes, its **** or walk.

None of my business, but I find these challenges entertaining and i have yet to see someone actually go through with it. There was a guy that challenged me to football picks on another board and he lost...and paid. Small bet...fifty bucks. At the same time, the bragging rights were what mattered...and it was pleasurable to see him emasculated.

Come on JMS... take the bet. At very least, you gain a ton of crediblity.

The Bid 10-27-2008 04:15 PM

In defense of redboarders we all dont handicap the night before. I handicap the day of the races, somtimes 35 seconds before they open the gate

jms62 10-27-2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

No need to be a d.ick to that sissy GPK. He merely asked if you knew what a redboard is. Look, congrats on your weekend. It feels good to win, we all know it. But, the PP's were out for days. There were discussions of every race on this very forum. You weren't involved in any of them. That's fine, no one says you have to be.

But, at the same time there are many people here who spent a lot of time putting their opinions out there. Again,no one has to post anything, but if you're going to share your stories about success after the fact, why not share your opinions beforehand. It just comes off better I think. And yes, I understand you were just responding to the initial question.

"Big Day -Any Big Scores? Good Stories?"

Not

"Selections"

Dude... You don't know how many hours I spent on this years cup... I approached it like a job. Every non working hour. When I was done handicapping I then spent all morning Friday planning my wagers for Fridays card.. Back at it on Saturday and still ran out of time as I didn't have all my bets together and wound up blowing the late P4 by not having a ticket covering my top Euros... I didn't post on other threads I frequent Saturday either as I wanted to be 100% focused and as retarded as it sounds, I didn't want to mess up my mojo.

I was posting to the thread. Coach dissed me, I dissed him right back. He made an offer and I went all in... I am giving him the chance for an easy 10K but he simply doesn't have the guts to see if I am full of it.

Coach will get his shot at me when they run this years Triple Crown Contest on this site.. I will make time for it.

Scav 10-27-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
"Big Day -Any Big Scores? Good Stories?"

Not

"Selections"

Dude... You don't know how many hours I spent on this years cup... I approached it like a job. Every non working hour. When I was done handicapping I then spent all morning Friday planning my wagers for Fridays card.. Back at it on Saturday and still ran out of time as I didn't have all my bets together and wound up blowing the late P4 by not having a ticket covering my top Euros... I didn't post on other threads I frequent Saturday either as I wanted to be 100% focused and as retarded as it sounds, I didn't want to mess up my mojo.

I was posting to the thread. Coach dissed me, I dissed him right back. He made an offer and I went all in... I am giving him the chance for an easy 10K but he simply doesn't have the guts to see if I am full of it.

Coach will get his shot at me when they run this years Triple Crown Contest on this site.. I will make time for it.

Please stop, even I could light your ass up and I am the worst handicapper in the world

Coach Pants 10-27-2008 04:40 PM

15 MILES on the BIKE. I am RAGING with SWEAT CUMING down my FACE. If only that IDIOT luzzi RODE a HORSE like I ride MY bike.

jms62 10-27-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Please stop, even I could light your ass up and I am the worst handicapper in the world

LOL.. I've seen your picks Scav and you probably can. From what I read, it seems that it is very important to you to be known as the best handicapper on this board. Now as usual all the jackals will be out in force attacking me.. I just love this bar...

Coach Pants 10-27-2008 04:45 PM

$10,000 charity donations...I love this bar...


Toby Keith posts here.

The Bid 10-27-2008 04:46 PM

He may need the writeoff

Scav 10-27-2008 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
LOL.. I've seen your picks Scav and you probably can. From what I read, it seems that it is very important to you to be known as the best handicapper on this board. Now as usual all the jackals will be out in force attacking me.. I just love this bar...

Important to be known as the best? If constantly ridiculing how much of a moron I am, then I guess that works.

dalakhani 10-27-2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
LOL.. I've seen your picks Scav and you probably can. From what I read, it seems that it is very important to you to be known as the best handicapper on this board. Now as usual all the jackals will be out in force attacking me.. I just love this bar...

JMS i am not attacking you and i apologize if it came out that way. Truly.

I just thought it would be fun to see one of these little challenges go down.

Okay, no fight...back to class.

dalakhani 10-27-2008 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
15 MILES on the BIKE. I am RAGING with SWEAT CUMING down my FACE. If only that IDIOT luzzi RODE a HORSE like I ride MY bike.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...uff/04506u.jpg

The Bid 10-27-2008 05:05 PM

Dalk, you had your chance to lose 500

dalakhani 10-27-2008 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Dalk, you had your chance to lose 500

Whatever...you chickened out. Thinking about the Russian girls too much.

I would however welcome a handicapping challenge Mr. R biddy.

Small stakes though...i dont have your pockets.

The Bid 10-27-2008 05:11 PM

I couldnt take the bet after I heard Palin speak

2MinsToPost 10-27-2008 05:44 PM

Wow I never dreamed this thread would go this way. Guess I should have posted beforehand that I did not like Curlin but instead the Euro's - :rolleyes:

Yeah some of us don't make decisions untill a few minutes before the race or earlier in the day when we are not around our computer Common Sense 101 would tell you that;)

Hickory Hill Hoff 10-27-2008 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
Wow I never dreamed this thread would go this way. Guess I should have posted beforehand that I did not like Curlin but instead the Euro's - :rolleyes:

Yeah some of us don't make decisions untill a few minutes before the race or earlier in the day when we are not around our computer Common Sense 101 would tell you that;)

There are a lot of other threads here that make less sense ;) It was a good thread anyway.....and yes, I had a successfull day! :D

jms62 10-27-2008 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
To be fair, JMS has posted a lot of picks in the past. I just looked. I'm not sure why he took such offense to Coach's initial post, but he has put his opinion out there in the past. The $10,000 stuff was kind of ridiculous, but he's not a redboarder in the sense we are talking about. I now bow out gracefully...

Thanks... As far as the 10K goes, I was holding the winning hand without question.. Why not get all your chips in the middle?

MaTH716 10-27-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
Thanks... As far as the 10K goes, I was holding the winning hand without question.. Why not get all your chips in the middle?

I disagree, Coach never said/offered to bet on whether you actually hit or not. You were the one who took the first shot:

[quote=jms62]LOL.... Some of us bet with real money and are a bit too busy concentrating to bother posting.. But from reading your picks after the fact I'm sorry I didn't catch them beforetime so I could leave them off my ticket...[/QUOTE]
That is when he challanged you to the HANDICAPPING CONTEST, which you wanted no part of. Then you tried to twist it into a ridiculous wager which was never part of the challange.
Just my two cents, which really does not mean much. But I never thought you had the winning hand, and then folded on the challange.
But congrats on the big hit this weekend.

Bigsmc 10-27-2008 06:45 PM

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Coach... When I am playing serious money as I was Friday and Saturday I do not want to lose focus 1 bit... I lock myself in my office, send the wife out and just focus. I put in my plays, double and triple check they are right. I watch the odds to see if they are offering tremendous values on other potential plays. I have learned all too well by missing major scores when I lost track of time and didn't get my picks in or effed up in entry of tickets...

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GBBob 10-27-2008 07:34 PM

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The Bid 10-27-2008 08:23 PM

He rolled!

What a shitstain


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