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viscount26 10-20-2008 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You ,too....you malicious brown noser---you.

Fine work Sir
:tro:

Mortimer 10-20-2008 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by viscount26
Fine work Sir
:tro:


Thank you...he would make Eddie Haskell cringe.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 03:10 PM

Dala..you have met your match

The greatest sporty prognosticator of ALL TIME has proclaimed Ohio State will beat the dickens out of StatePenn.

Coupled with your prediction..Ohio State cannot lose.



Oh my God.

I love you both.




We must all fucl<.

Coach Pants 10-20-2008 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ddthetide
i'm surprised! thought sure you'd root for psu.

I have my reasons.


AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!


KEKE LA~!!! ^_^

Mortimer 10-20-2008 04:13 PM

Your Southern fried voodoo isn't going to work.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 04:15 PM

Strength of schedule comparisons make State Penn look like the frauds that they are.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 05:46 PM

I worry when PoachCants is silent.


I know he's plotting something bizarre.

I hate bizarre.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 06:49 PM

I understand StatePenn is bringing their white out here.










They're going to have their players sit in the stands.




A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pgardn 10-20-2008 09:24 PM

Morton dreams of a Late Fires Lap Slap...




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Mortimer 10-20-2008 09:28 PM

Yes..that's very funny,Phil.

But if he looked like that----it would be fun.

pgardn 10-20-2008 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes..that's very funny,Phil.

But if he looked like that----it would be fun.

Oh.
You like men with Giant Spartan heads
and great butts...

Cool.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 09:32 PM

Ah dunno....looks like a girls dupa to me.

pgardn 10-20-2008 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ah dunno....looks like a girls dupa to me.

Prison will do that.



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We all knew you were headed in the wrong direction
as a youngster.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 09:40 PM

Please---was was taken 7 years ago.




I had just got out of the can.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 09:51 PM

Which fighter are you going to doom...Calzaghe or Jones?

pgardn 10-20-2008 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Which fighter are you going to doom...Calzaghe or Jones?

Calzaghe slaps his way to another win.
He stays too busy for Roy.
Split decision Joe C.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 10:11 PM

I guess I'd have to go with the Welshmen,too.




Although I'm Welsh..I am also Black---so it was a tough choice.

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:05 PM

OSU by 21

Mortimer 10-21-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
OSU by 21

Oh my God.

I love you.





We must fucl<.

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:13 PM

Im not sure if he should fucl<, but I will be at Thistle Friday and Saturday

Mortimer 10-21-2008 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Im not sure if he should fucl<, but I will be at Thistle Friday and Saturday

ror!!



Too kind...ya nevah know.

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:21 PM

I will be upstairs in that room, if youre going to be there let me know

Mortimer 10-21-2008 09:23 PM

You got it,sir.




Again---too kind.

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:29 PM

Morty, my 3 friends and I offer you all the beer you can drink at no charge

Mortimer 10-21-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Morty, my 3 friends and I offer you all the beer you can drink at no charge

Yeshas Maria!!




Entirely too kind,Bidster.


Believe me, I'm a cheap date.

2 and I'm there..3-4.....I'm done for.

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:44 PM

Wait till you see the girls I drag up there, my Russian Mail Order Brides just got into Cleveland

Mortimer 10-21-2008 09:53 PM

GIRLS!!!?



YA BABY!!


Russian mail orders---ror!

The Bid 10-21-2008 09:56 PM

Wait till you see them and they cannot speak any English.

Its the best, a woman that just looks good and cannot speak

Mortimer 10-21-2008 10:09 PM

I am in awe of your great knowledge and life application of that knowledge.


I am very close to meeting up with someone from this board for the very first time in my life.

Mortimer 10-21-2008 10:59 PM

I don't know if you're jealous about The Bid being the first to meet me or missing out on Russian mail orders.



Ah thank it's both.

Mortimer 10-21-2008 11:14 PM

:{>:

The Bid 10-22-2008 07:00 AM

Morty, there is a very good chance that you know who I am. Youve seen me at either Thistle or Northfield, generally surrounded by beautiful women

Mortimer 10-22-2008 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
Morty, there is a very good chance that you know who I am. Youve seen me at either Thistle or Northfield, generally surrounded by beautiful women


Are you sure you're talking about Northfield and The Thistleydowns?

The Bid 10-22-2008 08:57 AM

100PCT positive, I usually bring the girls up the back elevator at Thistle for private parties, same at NFP. I bring them up the back clubhouse for parties

dalakhani 10-22-2008 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
100PCT positive, I usually bring the girls up the back elevator at Thistle for private parties, same at NFP. I bring them up the back clubhouse for parties

Dont doubt him Mort. I have heard from more than one person that Mr. Bid is the real deal.

Mortimer 10-22-2008 09:04 AM

I'm beginning to believe you.

Mortimer 10-22-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani
Dont doubt him Mort. I have heard from more than one person that Mr. Bid is the real deal.


r u serious??

philcski 10-22-2008 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani
Dont doubt him Mort. I have heard from more than one person that Mr. Bid is the real deal.

i can confirm my man Mr. Bid is the REAL DEAL


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