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Mortimer 10-01-2008 05:13 PM

Uh...wrong.

They are 51-17 against them.



There goes your "always"...and "never."

Mortimer 10-01-2008 05:24 PM

By the way....Swissconsin blows.

jwkniska 10-01-2008 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...wrong.

They are 51-17 against them.



There goes your "always"...and "never."

look at the recent scores. they win slightly more (most of the wins are games over 25 yrs ago), but they're games that they should win by more points (hardly ever cover the spread), but are always close games or they blow it.

5-4 since 1996

Mortimer 10-01-2008 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwkniska
look at the recent scores. they win slightly more (most of the wins are games over 25 yrs ago), but they're games that they should win by more points (hardly ever cover the spread), but are always close games or they blow it.

5-4 since 1996

Oh...here's a recent one.

Last year....Ohio State-38...Swissconsin-17.



Close.

:rolleyes:



Like I said....so much for your "never"..."always".....and now---"recent."

jwkniska 10-01-2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...here's a recent one.

Last year....Ohio State-38...Swissconsin-17.



Close.

:rolleyes:



Like I said....so much for your "never"..."always".....and now---"recent."

1 out of 9 that wasn't close, while the other 8 were close or losses... the majority are close or losses
1 can be a fluke, 8 of 9's the majority of them. enough said.

Mortimer 10-01-2008 07:11 PM

I don't care who said it.....you foolishly said "never"..."always"....and "recent."


Wrong ,wrong and wrong.









And just for you...you battery throwing nincompoop Swisscheesehead:




I am TAKING Ohio State giving 2 points to the Swamp Randelle denizens...yes..the same ones who turned 5 turnovers in one half into a whole 19 points and a 19-0 lead.

Only to come out snarling in the second half ----and lose.

Late Fires 10-03-2008 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...wrong.

This would make a fine signature for jwcostanza.



And now, it's time for Late Firestein's :L: of the week.

This week's 5000 star blue plate special of the week is...














TOLEDO ROCKETS +7.5!!!

Mortimer 10-03-2008 11:41 AM

!!!!


















HOLY TOLEDO!!

Danzig 10-03-2008 12:00 PM

i picked wisconsin to beat osu in this weeks contest (in our newspaper). maybe i'll win the $100 again...

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:01 PM

Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i picked wisconsin to beat osu in this weeks contest (in our newspaper). maybe i'll win the $100 again...

That's because you hate Ohio State.










And you're stupid.

Late Fires 10-03-2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.


Goddamnity.

I liked the Iota CaulkPies.

I've learned my lesson and will not go against the MORTEPLAYS. (Subscription website coming soon).

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:08 PM

!!


Iota sucks!







Let me know what you think after tomorrow.

If it's bad...then don't tell me.

Danzig 10-03-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's because you hate Ohio State.










And you're stupid.

i sure do hate them. but i'm not stupid. and i'll be going out to dinner tonite with my winnings from last week....i was called stupid when i picked alabama over georgia. hehe, i'm laughing all the way to the bank.

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i sure do hate them. but i'm not stupid. and i'll be going out to dinner tonite with my winnings from last week....i was called stupid when i picked alabama over georgia. hehe, i'm laughing all the way to the bank.



Well that's stupid....robbers don't rob people who go frowning to the bank.

Late Fires 10-03-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!


Iota sucks!







Let me know what you think after tomorrow.

If it's bad...then don't tell me.

Yes sir.

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Yes sir.


Good deal.




Dannie Palin won't be laughing this week.

Late Fires 10-03-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good deal.




Dannie Palin won't be laughing this week.

They'll be calling her Dannie Falin.

Mortimer 10-03-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
They'll be calling her Dannie Falin.




OOOOOOOOOO

Late Fires 10-03-2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OOOOOOOOOO

Too kind.

Danzig 10-03-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good deal.




Dannie Palin won't be laughing this week.

wow, that's a low blow.:(

Mortimer 10-03-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
wow, that's a low blow.:(


It don't git no lower.




:p

Mortimer 10-04-2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
i sure do hate them. but i'm not stupid. and i'll be going out to dinner tonite with my winnings from last week....i was called stupid when i picked alabama over georgia. hehe, i'm laughing all the way to the bank.



Stupid.

Mortimer 10-04-2008 10:35 PM

As bad as I did this week...I am very proud to have made the "smart move" and declare a successful Ohio State -2 victory.




Can you hear me...JW "Never","Always" and "Recent?"

jwkniska 10-04-2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
As bad as I did this week...I am very proud to have made the "smart move" and declare a successful Ohio State -2 victory.




Can you hear me...JW "Never","Always" and "Recent?"

they won, but they still didn't look too good, which is 100% usual against Wisc. Should have used my picks today.... 10 games picked in a confidence pool on ESPN. I got 54 of 55, missed 1 point on Miami.

Mortimer 10-04-2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwkniska
they won, but they still didn't look too good, which is 100% usual against Wisc. Should have used my picks today.... 10 games picked in a confidence pool on ESPN. I got 54 of 55, missed 1 point on Miami.


Sorry I made the smart move.



And....shore.

pgardn 10-05-2008 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ohio State -2 at TheWeDon'tNeedNoStinkingFucl<Faces.


Akron -3.5 home to the Sallowed Flashes.


Kentucky +15 at the CrimsonSnide.


MichiganState -6.5 at home to the Iota CaulkPies.


Auburn -4 at Peterbilt.

Good job Morton on the OSU game.

Oh.
Well I see then.
2-3 on picks you chose...


*cue crickets chirping*

Mortimer 10-05-2008 11:43 AM

I was brilliant on the Ohio game.



9-4 to date.

*Cue hallucinations totaling.*

Mortimer 10-05-2008 01:08 PM

YOO-HOO!!

Oh Dannie-poo.





Gonna be looking spiffy going to the bank tomorrow....are ya?

Mortimer 10-07-2008 07:47 PM

Well CFB SportyFans....the lines for this Saturday are BLECH!!

I will do my best to squeeze one or two out.


It's really getting disgusting.

jwkniska 10-07-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well CFB SportyFans....the lines for this Saturday are BLECH!!

I will do my best to squeeze one or two out.


It's really getting disgusting.

I totally agree. No standout spreads at all this week from what I saw.

Mortimer 10-07-2008 09:59 PM

The bounce theory is the only possible play this Sat.

And I am not convinced even on those.

Mortimer 10-07-2008 10:01 PM

I'm thinking hard on Ohio U. over Akron....I mean Kent State.





I just might do that one.

Mortimer 10-07-2008 11:49 PM

I'm also kind of liking LSU +6 at Florida.


I guess I'll stay awake on it.

Mortimer 10-08-2008 12:08 AM

Tempting to take the 5 given to the WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers.



Why...I don't know.




I guess because if they lose another their ship sails...without them on it.

Plus WeekendAtBernies is bound to interfere.

Mortimer 10-08-2008 03:45 PM

I'm also thinking of going with Ohio State giving 19 to Purdue.







I know.

I may report myself to Dr.Whitherfork...I mean spoon.





But look at the total yards per game and ,primarily,rushing yards per game Purdue gives up.


Abysmal.



What sallows my bright idea is the old point shaver himself...James Tressel.


I need more time with this one.

Mortimer 10-10-2008 07:46 PM

I am going with 3 of the 4 I mentioned. I choose not to go with the WeDon'tNeedNoStinkingBadgers at this time.

The rest I do....unless I change or add to them.

Mortimer 10-11-2008 09:22 AM

I have decided to add those dirty mothah fucl<ahs from Madison getting 5.

Mortimer 10-11-2008 03:49 PM

Oh...Ohio U is -1.

Mortimer 10-11-2008 04:44 PM

Ohio State is awful.


Someone kill me.


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