already found it here!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...y-open/656281/

'i can see russia from my house'. oh wow. excellent opener. tina will be busy if mccain wins this thing!

Not a racist , a realist .........as soon as you take off your rose colored glasses you might be able to see that .

Realist? Yes, yes nice plan. You are a real thinker.

The idea of nuking a good percentage of the world's oil supply is ingenius.

You get a :tro:

Right, your number one domestic concern is welfare, and you want FDR to rise from the dead and destroy the whole 'flea-ridden, rag-headed' Middle East. Ladies and Gentleman, the Republican Party!

On another note, Fey's impression of Palin is amazing.

I dont exactly agree with republicans but I think you would be hard pressed to find one as dumb as this honu character.

I know, it's just funny because Honu is a symbol of the worst of the Republican Party, and I'm glad to have her racist ass as one of the outspoken ones here, just makes the entire party look bad.

yeah and the klan isn't made up of democrats:rolleyes:

like david duke?

welcome to the new south.

have white southerner's voted democratic since the civil rights act of 1965?

lyndon johnson was wrong. he thought the democrats only lost the south for a generation after that.

LMFAO. You idiots can't possibly believe these things that you type.

yes...

don't bother me with inconsequential details when i'm shaking cages.

which party has dominated the south? which one had (and has) a southern strategy based on appealing to whites?

Jimmy Carter
Bill Clinton
almost John Edwards...

Southerners vote democrat on local levels
just like NY and Mass will vote for Republicans
when they represent them in a more direct manner.

Cage shaking is good. Keep shaking.

can't help but think SNL might want the R's to win--four years of fey on there (and yeah, i know she's not on full time anymore) as palin would be a blast!

Yeah, except I don't think Palin will be such a national figure if they win. McCain would take over the spotlight. Would make the impression less relevant.

no, she wouldn't be-that's true.

max cleland, sam nunn...blah blah blah.

mitt romney being governor of massachusetts doesn't disprove the point that it's a very liberal state.

or that the jackass trying to suggest the klan isn't 98% republican was wrong.

i really miss that mort isn't here.

consistently the best poster on the board. anyone know if he's coming back soon?

There are reruns of Pee Wee's Playhouse.
The pud stuff and all... God help you.

lenny bruce told dick jokes. that's no reason to question his brilliance.

and 75% of monty python skits are unwatchable. everyone obsesses about the 25% that were funny.

mort's hit rate is above 50%.

I've got to agree with god..some of Morty's stuff is the funniest sh^t...hope he returns soon.

Agree. It's not the same without him.:(

:tro:

My preference is Pillow.
Very direct.

And he got me with this little Asian girl thing that
was classic. Cant forget that.

Im dumb , LOL you wanna vote for a guy who cant remember he is a Christain, now that is really stupid .

Well, you suggested we take out a good portion of the world's oil supply in your ignorant redneck rant. Didnt you suggest that we nuke the middle east?

Where do they grow you people anyway?

Because that's the important issue in this election, as if he's really a Muslim. You're a ****ing moron, it's pretty clear. Kill yourself, but before you do, kill all the morons like you that elected this unbelievable idiot as President that has ****ed America over for centuries.

yeah, Im more of a pillow fan myself. Sometimes I read his stuff and i just die laughing. My tagline is from a pillow post.

Wow did your head just explode , lol , its not the most important issue but the fact that he cant remember is a pretty big clue about him. I havent resorted to the name calling that you and that other person have , so I think you are fine representation of your party , when you cant face the facts just muddle it with name calling, RIGHT ON!

there's an interesting article in today's l.a. times about how repeating a lie still works.

you're doing a fine job on the muslim thing.

Honu's problem
 

Oh God...another small minded teenager who is fed their politics through their parents.

Come talk to me when you have a job and a clue.

In the meantime, please keep us amused with the "bomb the entire middle east" talk. Ignorance is entertaining...to a point.

My head is fine. You're the one who can't stand anybody who looks different than you. At least I can walk down the street in my city without thinking about nooses and bombs. Ignorant, intolerant waste of space.

Ah but see you dont know me , I am very diffirent than what you think , I accept all walks of life except the one's who want to kill Americans , those I have a great disdain for. I work with people from all over the world , can you say that ? . I show them respect and in turn they show it to me , I work with people from Mexico , Gautamala , Thailand , Great Britain , Ireland , Sweden , the Netherlands , Puerto Rico , Panama , Canada , Germany , France ,and etc.
What I dont like are radical Muslims and people who sympathize with them , wether it is outwardly or secretly sending a check home to fund some crap that kills people . The diffirence between me and you is that my eyes are wide open , and yours well maybe its time to take your blinkers off.

LMAO , that is funny.

Okay, so you have a job at the airport gift shop. We are all impressed.

Whatever ,is that the best ya got , besides name calling and put downs is that really the best you got ? . Cause gee Im 38 years old and have been exposed to way many more cultures and people than I bet you have ever met , I have supported myself since I was 17 years old , so uhm go blow it out your ass , in a nice way.:)

LOL , wow you are the tops for sure.