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Mortimer 08-24-2008 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
You'll get what you deserve when you get home mister.

fr&l-a!!!!!





I have been bad.

I hope you are understanding.

Rileyoriley 08-24-2008 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
fr&l-a!!!!!





I have been bad.

I hope you are understanding.


;)

Mortimer 08-24-2008 10:40 AM

Oh my








thud

GPK 08-24-2008 10:47 AM

THERE WILL BE NO MORE DEBAUCHERY IN MY JUNKYARD!!!!!:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 08-24-2008 10:58 AM

FUCl< YOU,SIR!!!!








Whoa---I have to watch what I say in here.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:01 AM

KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.

GPK 08-24-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.


Dont be confused...you see right.


































CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:03 AM

Alymeba is following me around waitng for the 17,000th.


I may stop at 16,999.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Dont be confused...you see right.

CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl




ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:07 AM

Oh would you look at that.


Hi is scheduled to fucl< my wife tonight.







AGAIN!!!!


:mad:

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:10 AM

KGB...I think you should do her on your soapbox---but that's just me.



In fact...her soapbox would probably be better.


But then again..that's just me.

GPK 08-24-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.


more leg room....

































ifn yah know wha I mean;)

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:11 AM

And Dannie is scheduled to fucl< Stevie in a '56 Olds.



Now that sounds exciting.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
more leg room....


ifn yah know wha I mean;)


rule-eng un ze flour!!!!

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:13 AM

Dannie's in a full body cast...so that's what I mean by that.


Spader can't keep his hands off her.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:16 AM

10:00 PM shows Sighty and Uncly in a 2006 Vette.




Boy they're gonna need one after this.

GPK 08-24-2008 11:26 AM

what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....:(

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....:(

So much that BoBo and Li'l Debo are moving over from Akroyd's junkyard.


Li'l Debo is going to fucl< Franny tomorrow night in a Police Squad car.


I think Leslie Neilson is filming it from the trunk.

Coach Pants 08-24-2008 11:57 AM


GPK 08-24-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants


hate it when you post pics I cant see at work

never mind....I see the link. Can the junkyard thread overtake the Beulah thread????

Mortimer 08-26-2008 04:39 AM

All right Junkyard fans!!

Let's git mad at dem beans!!

Mortimer 08-26-2008 06:26 AM

sung to the ending of r&r animals heroin..in the key of the corny night club singer:




and then she got real mad
ah know'd ah'd been had
her mouth rolled over neat
and then ah got the heat

she took me for a ride
we felt like bonnie and clyde
ah shot her up real high
she pegged up to the sky

down the road in that ford
we hit it again not to be ignored
her words said no but her dress said yes
so ah locked the door and oh what a mess

here in mind and body
it don't make no differ-ence
needs no recom-pense
all the same to me
it's what we say and do----and we do it without a key



YA BABY!!

GPK 08-26-2008 06:48 AM

There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 06:48 AM

My, my.. are'nt we "friskey" this a.m ;)

Good Morning :{>:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:




ror!!!!









I am like SSSSO sorry.

Mortimer 08-26-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:


KG...someone's got a thing pulsatin' for you there......Mr. Frisky.

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 07:42 AM

Actually..it was meant for you silly...We just happend to send our messages at the same time :)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 07:50 AM

:{>:


%=============D

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 07:52 AM

Glad to see I still have that affect on you ;)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 07:54 AM

thud

GPK 08-26-2008 08:02 AM

:( :wf

GPK 08-26-2008 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:{>:


%=============D


GET OUTTA MAH JUNKYARD.:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 08:08 AM

rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.
































O=:>

GPK 08-26-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.

O=:>

:baby:

Rileyoriley 08-26-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.
































O=:>





Morty, I thought I told you to go easy on the viagra.:zz:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 09:24 PM

I thought it said 4 per hour.






I was sssso wrong.

Rileyoriley 08-26-2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought it said 4 per hour.






I was sssso wrong.


Can't wait for you to get home.;)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Can't wait for you to get home.;)


Oh leave the neighbors alone for God's sakes.






:)

GPK 08-27-2008 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh leave the neighbors alone for God's sakes.






:)


EXCUSE ME YOU TWO.....









there will be no talk of sex in my junkyard!!:mad:


















This a clean junkyard...


























besides....if I aint getting any booty I sure as hell don't want to hear about anyone that is:wf

Mortimer 08-27-2008 09:11 AM

She has a great mouth,too.











Don't ya know.


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