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Mortimer 08-04-2008 11:48 AM
Good deal...say....how about one of these?





(')

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good deal...say....how about one of these?





(')

I could use some ass.


oh wait, ive got plenty!


I could use someone elses.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I could use some ass.


oh wait, ive got plenty!


I could use someone elses.

!OOOOOOOOOO!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Ahh, yes. Whose is that?


That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?
I thought you said it was like this......
(:p)

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Ahh do. And boy ahm ah jealous.
Psssstttttttt..........:{>:


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:15 PM
=:>



Privately,she has told me she digs you.

I don't think you would have any trouble.



:)

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
I thought you said it was like this......
(:p)


Psssstttttttt..........:{>:


************************************************

Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

fr&l-a!!!





Hossy....sorry.

I forgot.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
I thought you said it was like this......
(:p)


Psssstttttttt..........:{>:


************************************************

Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.
But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

like the golfer??


I like vajayjay! Thats what my friends call it lately! LOL

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.
That sounds more like they should be spinning disks from the CAH-SOL.

I guess it would really be more like va-jayjay, not vjayjay, I have never thought of the spelling of it.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:27 PM
Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

WTF MORTY

So are you supposed to say... I V-Jayed a girls vag this weekend??

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:30 PM
NO!!


Get outta heah,man!



ror!.....You say...I received a very pleasant V-Jay from Frann-ay last eve-a-ning.



Is this hard?

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:32 PM
Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I don't get it

OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?

:eek:


So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:o
Gosh...am I being too visceral?

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:eek:


So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

They're both female forms......God!

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
They're both female forms......God!

No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Never....
Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:41 PM
oh you suck and discriminate against women!


So men get B-Jays and V-Jays from women... and what do women get in return????? fake orgasms and ruined dresses.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!
OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


:rolleyes:

Good to know Uncly's on her game though...



I am claiming back the V-Jay for women!


So there!

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.


Finally a true statement from Morty!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:47 PM
ror!!


This is a mess!!




Uncly!!



















SHUT UP!!

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:48 PM
Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....:D :p :o

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:49 PM
dont think its luck, i think its a lot of hard work and determination paying off

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....:D :p :o

Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!

Don't worry....be happy!!

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!
OK wait..let me go back..I told you I'm lost in this.


Morty...THIS IS A MESS......fix this right now.


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