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Mortimer 06-21-2008 10:07 AM

I think this just might be a Mr. Hyde day.









>: >

Mortimer 06-21-2008 11:26 AM

Yer not exactly what I was hoping for.

Mortimer 06-21-2008 11:31 AM

I was really hoping Franny would come out in a little garden suit......so we could plant something.



Like a bush.







Yes.










Planting Franny's bush would be fun.

Mortimer 06-21-2008 11:32 AM

In the garden...I mean.







The Secret Garden...of course.

Mortimer 06-21-2008 11:38 AM

:{>:



Oh boy.












:{>: :{>:





























I shoudn't have said that.

Mortimer 06-21-2008 05:38 PM

:baby:





Gosh that's exciting!!

Mortimer 06-21-2008 05:41 PM

:p

So is that.


Steve...how about some real erotica emotica?

Mortimer 06-21-2008 05:50 PM

Ladies...here ya go:



http://ejacu.com/060.html

Mortimer 06-21-2008 05:57 PM

Dahlings...I hope I am performing well for you all.

Cajungator26 06-21-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Dahlings...I hope I am performing well for you all.

I'm speechless.

"my penis is straight all the way down. it has little white pimples on it and is a little bit rough. I would make it bigger as I feel it is quite small. never had relations with anyone so I wouldnt know. no I never have shown anyone my penis."

WTF?

Mortimer 06-21-2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm speechless.

"my penis is straight all the way down. it has little white pimples on it and is a little bit rough. I would make it bigger as I feel it is quite small. never had relations with anyone so I wouldnt know. no I never have shown anyone my penis."

WTF?


Ma'am...these comments are being made by bizarre people.

Just look at the photos-----OK?

Cajungator26 06-21-2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ma'am...these comments are being made by bizarre people.

Just look at the photos-----OK?
















































































































OK

Mortimer 06-21-2008 08:41 PM

!OOOOOOOOOO!

FGFan 06-22-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh boy.


:{>: :{>:



I shoudn't have said that.

No you shouldn't have...now you must make amends....:mad: :mad:

You must learn to control yourself

or

I won't come to play anymore


no more hauntings, no more gardening, no more poems or youtube.

Bad boy, now slap your typing fingers and make amends.

Oh and fix your location....very ewwwwhhhhish, the thought of it scares me.

Mortimer 06-22-2008 12:40 PM

I seem to sign on at the wrong times around here.





I guess what you said isn't exactly code----but I hear ya.

I have failed once again.

Not even a no work letter from my doctor could make me feel better right now.










Human bane has more confidence than I do.

















I do not want to live.

































I do NOT want to live.





















I must look for a hole to crawl in.






Ah---there's one.



I can only hope it's low enough.

FGFan 06-22-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I seem to sign on at the wrong times around here.

I guess what you said isn't exactly code----but I hear ya.

I have failed once again.

Not even a no work letter from my doctor could make me feel better right now.

Human bane has more confidence than I do.


I do not want to live.


I do NOT want to live.



I must look for a hole to crawl in.


Ah---there's one.


I can only hope it's low enough.

What no prose or songs?
No flowers or chocolates?

The code was kind of silly and ahm just not that kinda girl.

Mortimer 06-22-2008 12:57 PM

God.





Must you rub it in?

I am void of pretty thoughts----I am incapable of anything good.......for I now sleep beneath the grubs.

Rileyoriley 06-22-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
God.





Must you rub it in?

I am void of pretty thoughts----I am incapable of anything good.......for I now sleep beneath the grubs.


Does that make you fertilizer??????:confused:

Mortimer 06-22-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Does that make you fertilizer??????:confused:

Wait until you read All The Old Prudes.




:)


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