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geeker2 06-12-2008 01:17 PM

I am getting a headache and it's a Bee-ute!

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:19 PM

Where does the head bee live?




In the White Hive....Washington Bee C.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:30 PM

What is a bees favorite race?



The sac race.








Who was the fastest bee at this race?

Funny Hive.

GPK 06-12-2008 01:33 PM

Sir....gonna need you to hold down the noise. There is a VERY important gelf toonament going on.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Sir....gonna need you to hold down the noise. There is a VERY important gelf toonament going on.




There is no such sting.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:35 PM

What do you get when crossing a bee with a ghost?






Alex Bee Ghostilis.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:37 PM

Where did little Alex go at the age of 5 weeks?




The Beediatrician.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:39 PM

What do you call a cluster of bees jetting through the air after hearing a big boom?





Bee-Bees.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 01:41 PM

No wise guys allowed in this thread.





I warn you----I will not pollinate it.

GPK 06-12-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
No wise guys allowed in this thread.





I warn you----I will not pollinate it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheSpyder 06-12-2008 02:00 PM

Queen Bee
 

Mortimer 06-12-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Thank you.......VERY much.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder



ror!!!!

TheSpyder 06-12-2008 02:04 PM

Quiz Time:

Hears an easy one for you to guess...name won thing I am not vary good at....
























Spelling Bee

geeker2 06-12-2008 02:09 PM

Attachment 819

TheSpyder 06-12-2008 02:13 PM

I'll be right back...going to smoke a dooBEE.

Need to catch a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mortimer 06-12-2008 02:18 PM

I bet he's wearing a yellow jacket.






:rolleyes:

MaTH716 06-12-2008 02:22 PM

Speaking of wearing yellow,
How many is KoBEE going to score tonight?

Mortimer 06-12-2008 02:23 PM

:zz:























thud

MaTH716 06-12-2008 02:29 PM

:D

TheSpyder 06-12-2008 02:34 PM

Quiz Time #2: What is the question?





















































To BEE or not to BEE, that is the question.

Mortimer 06-12-2008 02:37 PM

Uh...Mr.Eeny-Weeny 'Pyder....did you take the time to read this thread?





We have already had this stuff!!

TheSpyder 06-12-2008 03:38 PM

No I'm BEEhind on that...BEElieve me I'm very sorry
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...Mr.Eeny-Weeny 'Pyder....did you take the time to read this thread?





We have already had this stuff!!


IrishofNDMan 06-12-2008 04:45 PM

Who is a bees favorite singer?????
































STING!

2 Dollar Bill 06-12-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
Who is a bees favorite singer?????
































STING!

Im calling the Police on this post ! :eek:

Mortimer 06-12-2008 05:34 PM

God.


From sorry to police reports.








Look----I enjoy bad ballet as much as the next guy,but I think the bad bee jokes have had their run.









But thanks everyone!!...it was awful....just awful!

Mortimer 06-12-2008 05:37 PM

And we beat the fucl< out of the pizza face thread.








Fine work.

FGFan 06-12-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer


Look----I enjoy bad ballet as much as the next guy,but I think the bad bee jokes have had their run.


But thanks everyone!!...it was awful....just awful!

How bout bad bee songs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbuIZ-5-8o

FGFan 06-12-2008 06:42 PM

This bee song is a little bee..tter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGPSnB93vo4

Just adding to this fine work to beet the pizza thread...:p

Mortimer 06-12-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan






Beelightfully awful ,Dahling----really was!

Mortimer 06-12-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
This bee song is a little bee..tter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGPSnB93vo4

Just adding to this fine work to beet the pizza thread...:p


Oh really?







These guys could put Phil :D and Ethel :p Garden to sleep.


But ah LOVED the beet!!

Storm Cadet 06-12-2008 09:24 PM

Here's a killer bee for you all... sting me baby! :{>:

Kasept 06-13-2008 11:19 AM

"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live."

-- Albert Einstein

Storm Cadet 06-13-2008 11:30 AM

Many of these bees disappeared....:(



ninetoone 06-13-2008 11:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpO4gvW6D3Q

The poster's comments...

If you're like me then you are a complete sucker for the big Hollywood blockbuster disaster movies from the Seventies. Also you drink way too much, have alienated all of your friends, and spend entirely too much time at your computer in your underwear. But I guess that is beside the point. Anyhoo, you will definitely want to see "The Swarm", which is quite easily the most side-splittingly funny of all of director Irwin Allen's big budget disaster epics. Featuring hysterical over-the-top performances, gratuitous giant bee hallucinations, a script comprised almost exclusively of dialogue howlers, tons of cheesy special effects, and one of the most unintentionally hilarious end credit disclaimers in history. With an all-star Hollywood ensemble cast. And Cameron Mitchell.

"it is more than speculation...it is a prediction"...lol

Mortimer 06-13-2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm Cadet
Here's a killer bee for you all... sting me baby! :{>:




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

geeker2 06-13-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live."

-- Albert Einstein


I felt that way when my dog ran away...but I got over it...so will the bees.


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