Good.




What you have to do is drop back and think about why I am not allowed in the smart threads.

It's because I make most over there look stupid.

And one can't afford to look stupid in the smart threads.....and so----I am not allowed to post there as I am too smart to do so.I get stuck in the stupid threads and , which is a natural and philanthropic talent of mine, I make the stupid people down here look smart.

It's a win-win situation for Steve.









So when there is a stupid thread in the smart threads.....why he sends it down here for me to take care of.

You are Kasept's dummy-down go-to guy.

It's a lot of responsibility.

I'm hearing Midnight on the Oasis again...anyone like to dance?


Come one Uncly..let's do it.





Ah..you're every light on my feet.

It's fun!..ain't it? Here ...let's spin like spinny tops...........................wheeee!







Here's my favorite part...I'm gong to dip you. Don't worry...I'm strong you-- won't fall.













Oh----you fell.






I lied.






OK.....back at it...let's spin again.....don't ya love it? How 'bout this? Can you dig it......better this way?




((((BIG)))) internet finish now!!!!





SPINSPINSPINSPIN!!!!!










HEY THANKS,UNCLY!!...That was fun!

Aren't you a sign of the Apocalypse?

Has anyone seen Maria Muldar lately?






OH MY GOD!









She's a GIANT cherub!

He will come to you, this pseudo savior, with bent pud in hand.




Do not believe him...for he is coo-coo.

I'm Dizzy from all that spinning!!!!!! Was fun though!!

I wish someone could explain this logic to me. If he was running a race an hour after the Preakness, I can see how this may be bad. But is it really meaningful in a race THREE weeks later that running .20 slower will make you win the race in THREE weeks? I mean running 9.5f fast is tough on a horse regardless. Is a tenth of a second slower really gonna mean the difference between winning and losing three weeks later?? It must be true because all the experts agree...but how is it true??

Personally if I run 2 miles today 2 seconds faster than normal...in 24 hours I will feel exactly the same regardless. How is it so much different than a horse that 3 weeks later, running 9.5 furlongs 0.2 seconds slower makes so much physiological difference??

You know it,baby!!

Uh....how many legs do you have?

Depends on my emotional state.

Same thing with horses.


Sometimes they run like they have 4 ...and sometimes like they have 2.


I wonder if CM Oreo is hacking up gate 7?

Dummy-down? Uh, hardly... Make that the 'Smarten Up' go-to guy...

Morty is in fact 'The Great Equalizer'.. His ability to sniff out internet posturers and phonies is 2nd to none. He cannot be let loose in the so-called smart threads because he is TOO smart for them...

YES SIR!!
































thud

Heaven holding a half moon
Shining just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune real soon
Kick up a little dust



Know what ahm sayin'?

;)

Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?

I'd be willing to bet Morty is too shy to join me for an on air segment... but if he would, I'd guarantee entertainment.

(I already have DougS on weekly.. Isn't that enough?)

How about THE DUDE with Australian racing handicapping angles?

And your top 4 for the derby this year were.....................which?---Mr. Evaporator Head?

I'm sorry---that was rude.

I'll tell you what...I'll go on the day after you get invited to vomit your Welschsish like grape juice.


Is this fair?

I had a decent wager on the Pool 1 "All Others" group. Did ok. I could not wait for your plays any longer. Will you accept Steve's generous offer for you to appear on his Belmont show?

Yes....I figured you for an "all" guy.

And I don't think EightBelles and Tail of E-Thebby made anyone wait too long.....but I will say this:




You mean Steve didn't invite you?????.....yet????

Mr. Pud?



You mean to say---you decided to challenge Steve's comment about my being smart...with your own little sarcastic comment by daring him to invite me on his fine program....DARING him--mind you.....when all the while YOU have never been invited??


Doesn't this deja vu back to black pots and whatnots?

Let it be known in an erstwhile way that BENTMAHPUD has never been invited to appear on Steve's program....NEVER.




I have....








...don't ya know.

EAUXH!!?





Has BentMahPud once again had a good,strong taste of the long knuckle?


I think so.

No. Anyway, I have opera lessons that day.

You should go on.

Should Don'trow be suspended again?







Discussion!!

[quote=SentToStud]
Glad you cleared that up.

I've been invited...you haven't.






Tell ya what ahm gonna do.......you get in touch with Andrew Sterling and tell him I sent you.


He'll know what to do.

[quote=Mortimer]Will do. Just got off a conference call with him and Haille Selassie. There's an Algerian-bred we're going to score out on next week.

So, yo turned down the radio offer?

So what we have witnessed is a completed fool kit comes to the board......full of the same old Mortimer Jealousy all doorknobs have .



And he tries to insinuate Steve doesn't think I'm smart or he would invite me on his most excellent program.

Not stopping to challenge his very own noodle for one moment.....not once did he think .."Say---wait a minute. What if Steve DOES invite him? I've never been invited. Wouldn't that make me look stupid?"


But..being a sage base coverer----he goes ahead and asks Steve anyway.







Now do you all understand why I am not allowed in the smart threads?

I should add only a misassembled fool kit would now try to make a big deal out of whether I appear on Steve's show ..or not.



Lamely trying to run away from the I AM STUPID stamp that has been applied to his concave forehead.

No. Explain it to me like I'm a 3 year old.

I already did.



Check your birth date.

I will. Right after I check your response to the invitation you were graciously extended.

Revolving doorknobs have nothing on you.




But even they need a shove to look like an imbecile.

faster!





Faster!!

Sorry, looks like you took to long to acccept. He's working on getting in touch with Jack Klugman.

Maybe next year. Though, probably not.

I think a tuning fork would only refuse its work order and simply stab you.

Who ever put that fool kit together....next time do it right.





For a change.

Steve...I believe BentMahPud has reinforced your thought on barring me from the smart threads...proving himself a 90%er.


I didn't realize how much of an animal I can be with these nincompoops.