I understand that part, 100%. And if tornado's could be prevented, I would be all for it, but I doubt nature would allow that from happening.

Tom....shut up.


You're looking like a frog here.

It is SCAV to you Sir.

I understand...Tom is only for those intimate friends of yours.




Hey---no problem over on this side of the table.

Thank you kind sir, you may proceed.

I now nominate you as an intimate friend, thus you can call me Tom

You're not going to like this, but would you like to be up close with Ted Bundy..or John Wayne Gacy? It's a stretch, but I don't get the fascination with being up close and personal with "things" that kill and destroy. Neither can be prevented...
I understand the "nature's fury" thing but how would you feel if you chased a tornado into a town and it flattened everything and killed hundreds? Would that rush still be there?

Now...have a nice weekend:D

remember who you are talking to here Bob. All common sense is out the window...

I can't help myself..big fault

plus...and I know you know him too..I can't see Scavs chasing a tornado unless it was a loaded Winnebago w/ bitches, booze and an escape hatch

You are out of mind comparing that stuff.

I would feel horrible if that happened for the people that it effected, but it isn't like I could control it. I couldn't stand in front of it and say "STOP NOW"

I would love to go to africa and drive around in one of those humvees around lions, tigers, rhinos, giraffes, elephants, those things kill also. but they are controlled to a point

youd sh*t your pants...

No I wouldn't, animals and I get along....I would be more afraid of the dudes with the serious guns then I would of the animals, but I am obviously not going to go run around with a bunch of tigers laying around, or hippos all over the place.

finally giving up sex with fat women, huh?

This obviously comes with the territory, plus a computer with that broadband access so I can get some P3's in. :)

I would like to wrestle a silver back.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.69

He would have his way
with you. Could get ugly.
Gorilla sperm up the wheezer
is not a pleasant thought.

Wrestle a marmot.

new avatar needed Kev...I've run out of options with that one
:eek:

Oh boy....Pat, you gotta get out more my friend.

that one better??:D

I get out quite a bit.
Out of my mind possibly.

This was the power of nature
thread...

the silver back that Morty was referring to is of the human variety

Silver Back's are male gorillas.
They get feisty during mating
season.

Morton must suffer my outlandish
nature for this nickname (in which
I have no idea who or what he is referring too...)

a human a silver back. And he
is referring to a female? He should
have nicknamed her marmot.

All is good. I guess I get out too much;
so much so as I dont keep up with
boardtalk.Ok I have dug myself deep
enough.

ok Bob...this is the best I got for ya...

Will you look at the plethora of blemishes
on her skin. You think they could have cleaned
up that photograph.

If you look verrrry closely...

behooved my friend

and I've always liked her..as she as always liked me


:confused:

ABSOLUTELY the last one I am giving you tonight....and make sure Scavs dont see this one...

There was a chick at the gym tonight that was getting all nuts stretching in the streching area, it was pretty cool

I ..hold on..

crash...ow.....owwww...

ok..got it

There is a very strong
possibility this girl could
bite her toenails.

Something that has never
been in my arsenal of nervous
habits.

Come down here during hurricane season then if you want to see some tornados and hurricanes. You can get the same adrenaline rush on a roller coaster. :rolleyes:

Umm how does she go to the toliet ?..................i can guess ;-)

Scav's been pondering your facination with the forces of nature and have found the answer for you. You can witness first hand the fury of nature, not put anyone in harms way and you can do it at anytime thus not having to wait or hunt. You could even maek money on it....maybe I give you:

Scav's 1st Annual Barrell over Niagara Falls Run.

Date: To be set

All DTers are invited to witness this thrill of nature taken on by Scav's.

Visitation and burial arrangements to be announced pending outcome

scavs, i understand the rush of seeing one but hoping for one just to get that thrill is a bit much.

I think there is a misscommunication here.

I am not WISHING for tornados or HOPING for them. But, if I were to go to the middle of Oklahoma during May/June/July, the probablity of seeing one is probably quite large.

I am not sitting outside every day and say "PLEASE O LORD, please praise this day with the wrath of a cyclone"

Spyder, been to Niagara Falls, not really that cool.

Being in a tornado probably sounds better than it really is.

If you really want some fun, come down for the next Category 5 hurricane. Traffic heading south will be light.

How long did that earthquake last the other day? 10-15 minutes? Not fun but try 110 mph winds for 6 hours straight.

I can say I've ridden one out. It won't happen again.

"10-15 minutes?"

i'm sure you meant seconds.

I rode out Isabel in 2003. I stayed at the clubhouse (old ass all brick building) of the golf course I was managing at the time. Watching 100 foot pine trees being snapped in half or the entire tree being uprooted...yeah...scary sh*t to say the least. No power for 10 days.

Well Scavs your welcome down here next time we get a hurricane....it's a blast !

Oh wait, might have another disaster in the works...Mississippi River is 2 feet below the levees and still rising...129 bays open on the spillway diverting the river and water still coming up. Sorry strike that you don't like floods..

On one side I can understand your fascination, there are lots of disaster tourists. Then there are the disaster junkies, I didn't know about them until Katrina, they come as "first responders" many create more chaos and then for some reason never leave, or leave in the middle of something to go to another disaster. There's a group of people that are always ready to deploy, it's strange, not talking about the true first responders, firemen, law enforcement, medical teams, red cross etc., just disaster junkies, especially the animal rights freaks.

But I don't see you as one of the latter, you wouldn't have computer service so no bettting, no forum, you would go into withdrawal.....:D

Maybe you should go be a disaster tourist, it would seriously alter your life. Be careful though not to be too excited while it's happening, people that live in the disaster zone don't appreciate disaster tourists. It's one thing to come in and see and be able to return to the normalcy of your life, but when you have to live it and know life will never be the same people get very edgy. Best be locked and loaded.

Like I said been there done that and NEVER want to do it again but if your really interested hurricane season is just a month and a 1/2 away, tornados, 100 mph wind, it's thrilling...let me know if you want to come see a disaster, we can hook you up....:p

You seriously need to get one of the push button generators, they really work as long as everything is wired up to go. Takes some of the anxiety out of a very scary time. I'm in love with my generators....:p

But yeah, that is scary with the tornados at nite. At least with hurricanes we know they are coming, pretty much where they are coming and when they are going to hit. Not that we don't get the tornados with them but at least we have more time to prepare.
I hate when we are getting severe storms and tornados predicted and all you can do is wait and watch. We don't have sirens in my area, we live too far out of town. Disasters suck!

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China. 7.8. ruh roh.