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Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:14 PM

Thank you...very much.

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Roger Clemens came into my place of employment yesterday....on my day off:mad:

Lucky I wasn't there...he would have thought the Senate Hearings was a birthday party after I got done with him:cool:

His kid is playing for the Astros Class A club here in town.

Good deal.

Antitrust32 07-30-2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uncly's:





(======D)





:)

Are you saying I have a huge vagina!! :eek:

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Are you saying I have a huge vagina!! :eek:

ror!...NOOOO!


I'm saying we caught it fantasizing.

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:21 PM

:)

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:28 PM

My pud::rolleyes:


EXCELLENT!!








2hot4agathachristie's:



:confused:

Antitrust32 07-30-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!...NOOOO!


I'm saying we caught it fantasizing.


only about you!

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:31 PM

My pud:



======================:)

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
only about you!



HOLY COW!!!






STOP THAT!!










:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:35 PM

Steve...any chance of getting a black see through waist ribbon emoticon here?

Coach Pants 07-30-2008 03:41 PM

D8

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
D8


I don't have a "D" on my Bingo card.

What's the deal here?

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:


Tell your pud to stop looking at my pud.
























Oh...my pud after a tip frosting:




======================D

Coach Pants 07-30-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I don't have a "D" on my Bingo card.

What's the deal here?

That's my pud, sir.

NOT a bingo card.

:mad:

Sightseek 07-30-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
That's my pud, sir.

NOT a bingo card.

:mad:

I know they say to never comment on a man's pud, but you've got a strange looking one there.

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
That's my pud, sir.

NOT a bingo card.

:mad:


SNORT!!




Gosh I'm sorry.

Sightseek 07-30-2008 03:53 PM

Ah wonder whose pud this is?

8~

Mortimer 07-30-2008 03:59 PM

BENTMAHPUD'S PUD!!!









!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mortimer 07-30-2008 04:01 PM

Once again..great behinds think alike.

Sightseek 07-30-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Once again..great behinds think alike.

:tro:

Coach Pants 07-30-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I know they say to never comment on a man's pud, but you've got a strange looking one there.

That pic was taken this morning after my swim.

It gets bigger I promise.

:mad:

Mortimer 07-30-2008 06:40 PM

Perhaps you should swim with mermaids and leave the guppies alone.


Pud appearance would improve dramatically.

notyep59 07-31-2008 05:57 AM

only on d.t. can a thread about roger clemens turn into a 'gina and pud comparison show. can you imagine if the senators were like us here?
"mr. clemens, could you tell us if you used steroids, oh, forget that, could the senator from virginia please compare his pud to mine?".

herkhorse 07-31-2008 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
only on d.t. can a thread about roger clemens turn into a 'gina and pud comparison show.can you imagine if the senators were like us here?
"mr. clemens, could you tell us if you used steroids, oh, forget that, could the senator from virginia please compare his pud to mine?".

at times they are not far off

Danzig 07-31-2008 06:50 AM

perhaps this country would run better if people wouldn't get so full of themselves when they get elected. common sense goes a long way.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps this country would run better if people wouldn't get so full of themselves when they get elected. common sense goes a long way.


Gosh I love it when you get snotty !!

Mortimer 07-31-2008 08:30 AM

It doesn't wear as well on you,though.





I'm sure you understand.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 08:59 AM

Dannies Skeeter Bats




. .

Mortimer 07-31-2008 09:09 AM

Dannie..I hope you at least have admirable legs and a fine dupa.










Oh I'm sure you do.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 09:10 AM

Hossy...do you have.....................oh never mind.

Mortimer 07-31-2008 09:23 AM

!!!!

I'll bet you're going to get one of these:




(:{>:)

Mortimer 07-31-2008 11:28 AM

OK...enough subtle sexual innuendo.





KGB..great thread,man!

Sightseek 07-31-2008 12:22 PM

^^^ Suffering from too much excitement

Mortimer 07-31-2008 12:39 PM

^^^Just ordered truckload of bananas and cucumbers.

Sightseek 07-31-2008 12:40 PM

I actually did have a banana with my breakfast and a cucumber with my lunch. :D


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