And I need a new act...
Morton, your predator child needs suckling.

Well it is the other way.
My terms, we need a middle man because
you have been nothing but one big contradiction.

How much?

Self addressed envelope inside.
Check made out to you from me
and vice versa. We send it to them.
They either tear both up (or send em back) if teams dont meet, or stuff one
envelope with both checks.

Since you want checks.

What the hell?
The check will be made out to you.
I will PM you. Your check made to me.
We will be the only two that could cash
them...

What the heck is wrong with that?

I will hold $400:cool:

There you go.
Thank you Kev.

Im not taking sides here....I like both you guys.


Whateva you guys agree upon...If ya need me, Im willing.



























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What do you not like about
my proposition?

Kev is willing to help out.
If you cant trust him,
you cant trust anyone on the board.

Jeez Louise...

He wants no part.
I would have never seen
the money anyway.

Just as I thought.

You would have done well on the Warren Commission.

The lot of us are not blind......you have been lollygagging the whole way. An absolutely abysmal performance.



Yes...that's what I said.....abysmal!





Your snorting and puffing has done no good for you...nothing more than obfuscations as well as employing the bait and switch routine.

I doubt they would put up with your nonsense at the windows....very much so.






Shameful....absolutely shameful.

Yep.
I might of blown 200 bucks put to good use.
And a predator was exposed.
Bad day for all involved.

So lets make it right.
You know basketball Morton.
Want a go?
You can raid your mother's purse
I assume. We can set all this wasted space to use.
Someone has to add some excitement.

Even if no bets are made, watching the Lakers tear apart the Spurs is good enough for me! :D

The only thing exposed here was the fact even prey can luck out.

Raid Mom's purse? Not as easily as you steal from poperty tax payers.And EAUXH! wouldn't it be swell for your students parents to know their kiddies teacher is running around message boards imploring people to bet?

You stick to botched experiments....we'll take care of needful things.

Your guts tell you...
You have no guts to tell you
anything.

You are one paranoid dude.
You and only you will be on my
mind tonight before I sleep.
Boo.

Good lord...

Ya know mort we are underpaid
and such.

Mort coming up in April in my class
before the K. Derby we will have our
derby prep review. We will watch the prep
races of all entrants and then we will draw
the names of all horses entered. The first
second and third place student entries will
receive all the dimes I have been paid for
pencils (purchased by their Physics teacher)
that students did not have on a test day.

Then I will get calls from parents asking
who I like in the Preakness.

So if you are ever down San Antonio way
during the school year... I will PM you the
school I teach at and you too can have
a physics lesson for free and maybe watch
some derby preps. Just let me know.

Or... maybe not. I might be a serial
killer (God knows I love my Rice Crispies).
Your predators run from small
bunny rabbits such as myself.

It does sound like you run a pretty fun classroom.

Its amazing how many kids from prior years
remember the horse they had in the contest,
but forget how to solve problems using the
conservation of energy. Oh well. Small victories.
My contribution to the sport.

What grade do you teach? I'm taking up education right now at Michigan State and thinking I want to teach middle school.

11th and 12th.
Got a bunch of nice kids.
The classes are pretty darn hard.
I teach the Honors Physics and 1 class of Calculus based Physics
for the kids who want to major in Engineering (AP class for college credit)
Smartest little group... God almighty for people
who think education is totally down the crapper
they should visit. I got very lucky to teach such
a good group.

And I never in my wildest dreams thought I would be teaching.
I worked in a research lab for about two years... blech.
Got very lucky to stumble upon teaching.

If you decide to teach middle school God Bless your soul.
Between the hormones and school... poor kids are just
goofed out. Good Middle School teachers are very hard
to find. So good luck if you go that route.

ND man I dont mean to sound like a parent,
but please dont waste too much money on
horses. I saw far too many kids get involved
in college and it was a disaster. It was as bad
as alcohol in many cases.

Middle School were my favorite school days, so that is pretty much why I want to go that route.

ONE case is too many.

Weird you say this, I just had a long talk with my dad on this same issue. He knows how much I like to gamble, and doesn't want to see me develop a problem. I'm giving up going to the casino and playing cards for awhile, and if my twinspires account hits 0 it will probably be the end of that till Derby week.

Finally admits he is the posterchild for fetal alcohol syndrome.
My condolences mort.

Well you made the goofy comment about too many cases...not me.

Fair enough.
touche'

Good deal.





No betting tonight?

I am a psychopath.
Stay away.

You think you're nuts....have you seen Harvey Keitel the last few years?

I see the Spurs beat the mighty Hawks tonight. Impressive 5 point first quarter for the Spurs as well! :eek:

Thats what makes it impressive.
How many teams win a game with a 5 point quarter?

Parker is back and in two weeks I say full strength.

We have much better players than last year overall.
Much deeper. Lets see if they can come together as
a team... I think they can. And if LA falters and we
meet them early, Kobe might be able to go diddle some
teenager early summer again.

Don't get all excited about what the Lakers are doing lately. Here is a list of teams the Lakers have beaten

Toronto - 31-24
Washington - 27-29
New Jersey - 25-31
Atlanta - 22-32
Orlando - 36-22
Miami - 9-44
Charlotte - 19-37
Minnesota - 11-43
Atlanta - 22-32
Phoenix - 38-18
Clippers - 19-35
Seattle - 15-40

Combined record - 274 - 387.

Not holding anything against them and they SHOULD be winning these games. All I am saying is that they haven't had any sort of competition to measure just how good they are. On the surface they look good. But lets wait and see how they do against the Pistons, Celts, Dallas, New Orleans Cleveland and San Antonio.