As I told what's her name---I am not BTW.




I only care who I pick. You shouldn't do the same. You'll save money.

Copy off them.

meik nammer skein fellatiogielb

That either means i'm the fellatio queen or you want a new Tonka truck for Christmas..... not sure.

ég geta gera þú öskur :eek: :D

Apparently you don't know Icelandish as well as you think you do.


Gotta meinken brasta erogenousgu' geldenberk

jeg elsker hende

Whilst my Icelandic is not quite up to par, i am pretty good at other, ummm.... things. :p

Here you're either saying that you soon need to be gelded or do i prefer bratwurst to be 9 inches or 11.

Hmmm.....

By the way, your capping sucks. :D

never dreamed id be reading icelandic posts on here

I'm sorry but aren't you supposed to be working on the special birthday song for Morty in Icelandic?

Is it finished yet?

Please advise.

Are you talkin to me?

This is like pulling the string on a Chattie Cathy doll. Nothing of any substance.

ive got the melody down storm cat, but the words are mostly expletives

I hate to ask a stupid question..... BUT...... why is this tread STILL going ?

I know WHY....I got pulled into another ""Morty"" thread....
......Nevah Mind.................

"Pull the string".......... Meridian_Artisan, What makes you so angry???????

What could I possibly learn from Meridian about handicappin?? I have not one single time lost money at a day at the track. Each May for 3 or 4 weeks I truck my 4 kids down to Pocatello Downs and bet the pretty QHs and Appaloosas running 300 yards and usually bet the favorite to show and at the end of the day am up 3 to 4 dollars and can buy all of my 4 kids a small frosty at Wendy's (almost!). I have not one single time lost money at the race track ever. You're actually telling me I can do better than that??

You'll never earn the coin I do at Pocatello Downs. (my key to handicapping the QHs is never listen to your kids talking about the darkest horses which they think are the prettiest.)

I see the zookeepper has been lax latley.

Prime Time is pretty upset along several fronts.I ,as usual, have better things to do right now,but will returrn to let this embarrassing gathering of yaks know exactly what I think of you all.






William S. Dullest

Location: I live on a massive estate in a private gated community.
Posts: 61

Make sure you mow the lawn today after you serve brunch, Chatty!

(pull the string)

Hello 2Snots4Pee;







Great seeing your live unicycle juggling act is still wowing the over 90 crowd.







Did you have any cadaver siblings who actually got buried?









Hey----don't bother with my expert advise.







































You'll get there.





























Eventually.















I mean when one considers the great technological advancements being made in the medical sciences....


























































....and if you live to be 135........






















































.....and are no older than 3 now.































I have every confidence .
































































Bets retards....I mean best regards,


Bill Dullest

I am hard pressed to find a reason to review rules 1-3 today ....as planned.



So if there is someone out there who really wants to learn something.....please reveal yourself.




I will respond when I'm good and ready.

Now here's a youngster who knows championship handicapping when he sees it.






Good.







Now then------rule one said to never handicap speed.


Do you understand this? What is your prime factor in handicapping ( I guarantee you it's wrong.)

You know ---this is a very common mistake made by junior handicappers.




Now why is this ?



I'm going to tell you.









It's because too many public handicappers spew out this method. Oh they cloak it in the jargon,but 90% of them are doing the very same thing. It's the black and white of it.




Get that method out of your mind right now.




And DO NOT handicap speed because ,as you know, speed will kill you.



Look at DialDirt.








You are not looking for the fastest horse. You ar looking for the one who will finish first.





Let me say that again.







You are not looking for the fastest horse. You ar looking for the one who will finish first.







Think the tortise and the hare ....here.











Sinking in?

Good. I'll come back later and review rule 2.



You're doing well.























Dullest Dust:


Consider playing football along the East Coast today.

A Morty Clone or a Flea?

Some day you will learn how foolish it is to type away without using ThoughtCheck.





Until then--- better renew that Mike Warren subscription.

That works.

Are you done yet, or shall we wait for next years birthday? :p

M/A,

H/B

Hope your 34th is as wildly successful as your first 33.

L/F

Hello L/F;




You know it.


Some things just are.




As a matter of fact----I was just thinking to myself that very thought.

















"You know,Prime Time, you have been an incredible success in life. Amassing wealth ,breaking hearts and kicking serious azz to boot ( More of that patented Dullest humor there). You really have set yourself up for failure over the ensuing years. Your first 34 are almost impossible to top."






My first take on this was------looks like I'm right again.



But if there is one thing a Dullest can do----it's topping ones self.




So as much as I appreciate your wish ,LF--------thanks,but no thanks. Don't need it. It's in the stars for select wonders such as myself.













Hey---hope you got a taste today.



I notice most of the other dart throwers went hungry---but that's just the way it is for the masses.Sometimes I almost feel bad for you little people.









You keep punching.







If only because----you never know.












Hickory Dickory Dock sure never will.













Best regards,

Bill Dullest











( I'm considering throwing out a Prime Time Bone to the dregs here for tomorrow---keep checking back.)

Mr. Artisan
I have read your handicapping thread. Very informative sir. I now know never to bet the speedy gray horse named Carly especially if the handicappers have picked it and it's trained by a fool. I head to the local OTB well-armed. Bless you.

Now there's a girl who knows what's what.

Always a pleasure to help the blind begin to see.










DULLEST NET RESULTS FOR 2-16-08:



$12,365.00



That's a little on the south side for Prime Time-----but no biggie.


I'll take it.





Dullest made up for it with 25 large won in poker this afternoon.












Stay with it O'Riley.


There is hope with the Dull One leading your way .

Hello Ha Doss;




Thank you---the ability to recognize excellence in handicapping is rare.




I admire your deceptive nature and would be happy to give you some poker basics.







Now here's one that has always worked well for me. If no one calls it----well then when you deal play low hole.Now Dullest doesn't feed cards to himself nor anyone else nor does he come armed with "spare" cards.What he will do is manipulate his own hand.


Let's say you have just dealt yourself the third and last down card with the 4 up cards.---and that you have 2 3's and 2 10's up ----- and not much else down with a duece as your low hole. There are 3 others still in the hand who are not afraid of what has to be at least a full boat.

So what you do first is create a"distraction".Hopefully a woman is still playing because they make excellent marks. Point at her quickly and shreik----"HEY!! Did you just switch an up card and a down card!!!?"



While everyone looks at her......you switch your down duece for an up 3.


Now you have 4 tens.



And you have the mark in tears sobbing in denial to the point she drops out....and probably with the winning hand,too.

So now you only have two players left and your hand strength just went up.



















I love poker.




Best regards,

Wild Bill Dullest

Happy to oblige.







!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





























A PRIME TIME BONE WILL NOW APPEAR

































Looks like your lucky day,my friend.










Rises The Phoenix in the Big A's 5th today.

Dear Mr. Dull,


I owe you big time. I put $589 to win On Rises The Phoenix.


Your amazing.



CZ

Always happy to be of monumental help to the handicapped----I mean handicapper,Zeke.

Perhaps Bill can toss out another.


Stand by.

Let's sprinkle some Dullest Dust on Gulfstreams 5th today,Zeke.




HOLY LAND.