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Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Mort....send her a song....that always works doesn't it....mayhaps Lou Reed's "Take A Walk On The Wild Side"


goo-foo!!


You people are so immature.












Don't you think Sweet Jane would be bettah?

Payson Dave 02-06-2008 02:52 PM
send the damn song Mort

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
A leg shot....... Hmmm...

I have really long legs...

But, sorry...I don't have a leg shot...

Now, at my computer at my house in Roxboro, I do have some good pictures of me in a bathing suit top with shorts on, but no one is supposed to see those except for the people that I know in real life, and I am not putting them up on the internet...
Well...those would be acceptable.



But can't you take some high hems tonight and then send those as well?


Would my sending you pretty music aid in your decision?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
send the damn song Mort
STOP IT!!




I do not work well under pressure ...sir!

my miss storm cat 02-06-2008 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
goo-foo!!


You people are so immature.












Don't you think Sweet Jane would be bettah?
Not as good but Candy Says was about a transvestite.....

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well...those would be acceptable.



But can't you take some high hems tonight and then send those as well?


Would my sending you pretty music aid in your decision?
No...even if I would take pictures like that (which won't happen), I couldn't anyway because I don't have a camera in my dorm...

Besides, you have a good imagination...I am sure of this....

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:56 PM
I'm beginning to think you're not very attractive nor have pretty legs,Rosie.

Payson Dave 02-06-2008 02:56 PM
and under what conditions do you work welll

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
No...even if I would take pictures like that (which won't happen), I couldn't anyway because I don't have a camera in my dorm...

Besides, you have a good imagination...I am sure of this....
Oh yes..I shore do.







But your beauty is beginning to frump into a real mess right now.




SSSSSSO.....I'm afraid I envision you as a common bow-wow.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm beginning to think you're not very attractive nor have pretty legs,Rosie.
Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
and under what conditions do you work welll

Well..I must be talked to gentley and told how cute I am...and then....


























..HEY!....It's none of your bees wax sir!!

Mortimer 02-06-2008 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...
Oh be a risk taker.

Payson Dave 02-06-2008 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...

not to worry ....hell Morty tries real hard to get kicked off.... but alas to no avail...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Not as good but Candy Says was about a transvestite.....


Oh boy this is making me REALLY dizzy!!

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh be a risk taker.
I am not really a risk taker except when riding the horses.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
I am not really a risk taker except when riding the horses.




I have no further questions.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have no further questions.
That went over my head...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
That went over my head...
I'm sure the horse says the same thing.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:07 PM
Have you ever been to Mommy Dearest Training Stables?

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:08 PM
OMG...

You knew what I meant...I jump high fences, and am not scared...

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Have you ever been to Mommy Dearest Training Stables?
Who is mommy dearest?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Who is mommy dearest?
You never saw her Photos taken with her horsey...Clyde?

Sightseek 02-06-2008 03:11 PM
Ah wonder if this is how the conversation went when Balletto obtained the famous onesuit pud photo?

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You never saw her Photos taken with her horsey...Clyde?
No, and something tells me that I don't want to...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Ah wonder if this is how the conversation went when Balletto obtained the famous onesuit pud photo?
Ah wonder if someone should just shut their big mouth???

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
No, and something tells me that I don't want to...
Clyde had a Woody on.





This is just your common knowledge here.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Ah wonder if this is how the conversation went when Balletto obtained the famous onesuit pud photo?
My pud photos don't go out for free...if you must know.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Ah wonder if this is how the conversation went when Balletto obtained the famous onesuit pud photo?
Huh?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Huh?

Yes...that's what I said.

They don't go out for free.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes...that's what I said.

They don't go out for free.
Ohhhh...

I'm sure that Balletto was a nice girl. I had a friend that knew her...

I actually haven't talked to him in a long time though...

Sightseek 02-06-2008 03:16 PM
onesuit: I have really long pud...

But, sorry...I don't have a pud shot...


balletto: oh be a risk taker....

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Ohhhh...

I'm sure that Balletto was a nice girl. I had a friend that knew her...

I actually haven't talked to him in a long time though...


I don't know who that was.

But I heard things..



...I heard thiiings.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
onesuit: I have really long pud...

But, sorry...I don't have a pud shot...


balletto: oh be a risk taker....


HUH?

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I don't know who that was.

But I heard things..



...I heard thiiings.
What? So, Balletto was a dude?

Bigsmc 02-06-2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Do you watch race horses?
^^^^^^Obviously doesn't know what a Zodiac Cipher is....

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
What? So, Balletto was a dude?
How should I know!?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Obviously doesn't know what a Zodiac Cipher is....

!!


Rookie Nookie.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
How should I know!?
You said you heard thiiings. I'm lost...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
You said you heard thiiings. I'm lost...
I'm sorry ma'am....but ya really have Idaho written all over you.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-06-2008 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm sorry ma'am....but ya really have Idaho written all over you.
Still lost...


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