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Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Are there cliffnotes available to follow this thread?


CliffsNotes are useless here.





Some month I'll explain in detail.

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
CliffsNotes are useless here.





Some month I'll explain in detail.


Oh good! Pillow talk.:D

Mortimer 02-03-2008 07:58 PM

Oh boy.








I have to get some chapstick.

Cajungator26 02-03-2008 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
^^^ So well hung, his penis has its own penis.^^^

OK, Chuck Norris. LOL

Mortimer 02-03-2008 08:41 PM

What is BrownSugar saying in the Horsey cemetery?

Cajungator26 02-03-2008 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Short??? Im average, everyone over 5' 8" is just really tall.

I like sushi too!!!

Im not Japanese or Korean either.

No need to work...I am a kept man/professional gigilo

Only person I put down was Morty...and that sissy deserves it soley on the fact that he likes the Cleveland Browns.

Insecure...you got me there. My life is miserable and I want to die...


Lighten up and represent the 919 a little better sista...

Kevin is hung.

















































Like a thumbtack. :D

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 08:43 PM

Nothing about you. A sad horse neglect story.

Mortimer 02-03-2008 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Nothing about you. A sad horse neglect story.

Too kind..thank goodness.


But you.....you she should spank.

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind..thank goodness.


But you.....you she should spank.


:eek:

Mortimer 02-03-2008 08:48 PM

Oh don't play innocent with me.

YOU were the one doing baiting the whole time.

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh don't play innocent with me.

YOU were the one doing baiting the whole time.


I don't fish.:)

Mortimer 02-03-2008 08:50 PM

Gosh...I'm so easy.





What am I saying!?

The truth is....YOU betrayed BrownSugar by messing with her thread...and are trying to blame it on me.


Well it won't work.

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gosh...I'm so easy.





What am I saying!?

The truth is....YOU betrayed BrownSugar by messing with her thread...and are trying to blame it on me.


Well it won't work.


What will work Mr. Easy?????

Cajungator26 02-03-2008 08:54 PM

Oh get a room already.

Or better yet, have Morty put a sock in it. Where is DrugS when you need him? :D

Mortimer 02-03-2008 09:05 PM

Oh shut up Cajunatah.



And Deb-O-Deb...I will deal with you later.

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up Cajunatah.



And Deb-O-Deb...I will deal with you later.


Much later. I'm dealing with a VERY unhappy Patriots fan right now.

Mortimer 02-03-2008 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Much later. I'm dealing with a VERY unhappy Patriots fan right now.

!!

Make a muggy face at her for me.






:p

Rileyoriley 02-03-2008 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!

Make a muggy face at her for me.






:p


I value my life. :D

Mortimer 02-03-2008 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I value my life. :D

!!!

SSSSSO...what are you doing Valentines night?

Mortimer 02-03-2008 09:22 PM

She's still typing!

Mortimer 02-03-2008 09:24 PM

Must be bay window night.





I'm leaving.

Rileyoriley 02-04-2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!!

SSSSSO...what are you doing Valentines night?



;)

my miss storm cat 02-04-2008 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
What is BrownSugar saying in the Horsey cemetery?

Someone told me to read this page so I apologize for not going through the whole thread.

Saw where you posted "her thread".

It's not my thread, it's a thread.

There are 1,424 threads in Eso, 658 in Off Topic, over 2,000 in Sports Bar but hey..... if you really feel the need to liven up the angels thread and add it to those that are your own personal playground? By all means, go right ahead.

I'm not gonna cry or bitch. I don't get it, I don't agree with it, I don't like it but c'est la vie. I'll live.

Mortimer 02-04-2008 12:26 PM

BrownSugar....you snotty little wench...you.


I'm sorry. I only meant the first post...I couldn't resist it. The rest were Debbies fault...as I'm sure you can see.She goaded me into further tomfoolery,but I promise not to post there again nor allow her succubus like ways to trap me again..

I guess I deserved getting yelled at .





But it hurts....let me tell you.

my miss storm cat 02-04-2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
BrownSugar....you snotty little wench...you.


I'm sorry. I only meant the first post...I couldn't resist it. The rest were Debbies fault...as I'm sure you can see.She goaded me into further tomfoolery,but I promise not to post there again nor allow her succubus like ways to trap me again..

I guess I deserved getting yelled at .





But it hurts....let me tell you.

I'm not gonna yell at you.

I might try to guilt you (Catholic upbringing, sorry) but i'm not gonna yell at you.

Mortimer 02-04-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I'm not gonna yell at you.

I might try to guilt you (Catholic upbringing, sorry) but i'm not gonna yell at you.


Oh...I took it the wrong way then.


And please don't lay the Catholic guilt trip on me.As you know, I was brought up that way and I will stab myself if you start up with that stuff.





Thank you again for your kind and gentle understanding.....and I would HATE to be Debbie right now.

Mortimer 02-04-2008 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
;)

Oh stop it.

I think you have caused enough trouble for one day.

Mortimer 02-04-2008 12:50 PM

Deborah....I want to sing you something:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300

Rileyoriley 02-04-2008 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Deborah....I want to sing you something:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300


The Midnight Special! Does that bring back memories! Remember In Concert?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
The Midnight Special! Does that bring back memories! Remember In Concert?


Oh boy.






Heah we go.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 11:08 AM

Say Debbie...us fellers have been talking about physicals.... which has reminded my personal behind that I have not been checked for a gonadal hernia in quite sometime.






Would you mind?

Mortimer 02-06-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Thanks for putting things into their proper perspective...

Maybe we should get back to talking about women in Turkey...





^^^ Primary Squeeze has no discernable pud.

Rileyoriley 02-06-2008 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Say Debbie...us fellers have been talking about physicals.... which has reminded my personal behind that I have not been checked for a gonadal hernia in quite sometime.






Would you mind?


Sorry. I'm not a veterinarian. I only play one on TV.:D

GPK 02-06-2008 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry. I'm not a veterinarian. I only play one on TV.:D


see Morty...I told you she didnt like you.

Mortimer 02-06-2008 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
see Morty...I told you she didnt like you.



I'm finding your vicious personality more distasteful as the this day goes on.

GPK 02-06-2008 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm finding your vicious personality more distasteful as the this day goes one.

kiss kiss dahling...

Mortimer 02-06-2008 08:06 PM

Oh geez....get the fucl< outta heah you!!


ror!



YUK-TUWEE!

Mortimer 02-07-2008 02:37 PM

Just doing a little housekeepping ,Dahlings.


No KISS-KISS this time.


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