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Rileyoriley 01-30-2008 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I.........say..that was pretty good.






Anyhooo....yes. They've got to get up pretty darned early in the morning to fool me.



They cannot keep a true Predator caged.

Mortimer 01-30-2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
They cannot keep a true Predator caged.

Oh you know what they say.....you can take the wolf out of the wild.....but you can't take the wild out of the wolf.





I wish they wouldn't say that,though.

Rileyoriley 01-30-2008 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh you know what they say.....you can take the wolf out of the wild.....but you can't take the wild out of the wolf.





I wish they wouldn't say that,though.


I wouldn't recommend taking a wolf out of the wild. You might get bitten.

Mortimer 01-30-2008 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I wouldn't recommend taking a wolf out of the wild. You might get bitten.


Uh...ma'am.


Please.







I know that....I am a wolf!
















:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 01-30-2008 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...ma'am.


Please.







I know that....I am a wolf!
















:rolleyes:




Oh I know you are.;)

Mortimer 01-30-2008 08:13 PM

I hate when she makes me look stupid.

Rileyoriley 01-30-2008 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I hate when she makes me look stupid.



:) Smart.

mclem10011 01-30-2008 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
......

Sh*t Jack! Sunday, SuperBOWL, I got this!

my miss storm cat 01-30-2008 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
^
Secretly masturbates to Andy Serling while watching old P2W episodes.

What do you mean secretly? :p

my miss storm cat 01-30-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem10011
Sh*t Jack! Sunday, SuperBOWL, I got this!

^ Confused me cause I'm sunday on other forums.....

Mortimer 01-30-2008 08:53 PM

^^^ She's not. She's best known as GuppyHO on other forums.

mclem10011 01-30-2008 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
^ Confused me cause I'm sunday on other forums.....

Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you Cat. It was a 70's pothead in the hood/SuperBowl reference, or a mild attempt at humor, or perhaps neither, it's optional! :p

my miss storm cat 01-30-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem10011
Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you Cat. It was a 70's pothead in the hood/SuperBowl reference, or a mild attempt at humor, or perhaps neither, it's optional! :p

I'm a football moron but the pothead in the hood thing was funny.

Good luck to your team, whoever it is. :D

Mortimer 01-31-2008 08:58 AM

^^^ Suffers from hypersensitive clitoris.

Sightseek 01-31-2008 11:14 AM

Visits the Zoo everyday to see the pandas. Secretely hopes to be made a member of their clan.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Visits the Zoo everyday to see the pandas. Secretely hopes to be made a member of their clan.

^^^ Very upset Late Fires latest black waist ribbon raid was successful. Has to hold up dress with hands Cannot fight off legion of tree sloth after her body.

Cajungator26 01-31-2008 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ Very upset Late Fires latest black waist ribbon raid was successful. Has to hold up dress with hands Cannot fight off legion of tree sloth after her body.

^^^ Turning into a mean ole' panda bear.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
^^^ Turning into a mean ole' panda bear.

^^^ Thinks I'm the panda alluded to in another thread.



She ain't that lucky.

The Indomitable DrugS 01-31-2008 01:06 PM

^
Can't wait for Moss to be named the Super Bowl MVP

Sightseek 01-31-2008 01:18 PM

Holds me hostage in his basement washing and ironing his socks.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 02:01 PM

^^^ Will swab your bathroom for food.

Sightseek 01-31-2008 02:12 PM

Has not seen any change in pud growth. Gone to the Ocean to see if sea water helps.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Has not seen any change in pud growth. Gone to the Ocean to see if sea water helps.

^^^ Once ate a sponge cake while deep sea diving.

Late Fires 01-31-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
It doesn't. trust me.

^^^ Was recently able to order 719 Sumwonlovesyou hats and a new pair of NT kneepads due to his "outstanding opinions"










(Grade jub, Hossy)

Late Fires 01-31-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
^^^ Was recently able to order 719 Sumwonlovesyou hats and a new pair of NT kneepads due to his "outstanding opinions"










(Grade jub, Hossy)

^^^Waiting impatiently for Mortimer to flip a quarter

Mortimer 01-31-2008 02:22 PM

^^^ Feels oveconfident after finally lifting the black waist ribbon.

Sightseek 01-31-2008 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Has not seen any change in pud growth. Gone to the Ocean to see if sea water helps.

Wondering when she will get black waist ribbon back.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 02:25 PM

^^^ I have to flip 2 quarters.

Ain't gonna happen.

Late Fires 01-31-2008 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Wondering when she will get black waist ribbon back.

Should ask Thebby about borrowing gun

Cajungator26 01-31-2008 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ Thinks I'm the panda alluded to in another thread.



She ain't that unlucky.

^^^ Fixed that for him.

Mortimer 01-31-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
^^^ Fixed that for him.

^^^ Too bad she can't fix her own.

GPK 09-22-2008 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ Too bad she can't fix her own.


^^Romeos biggest fan

Mortimer 09-22-2008 03:40 PM

^^^^ Juliet.

Antitrust32 09-22-2008 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^ Juliet.



OOOOOOOOOO :tro:

Mortimer 09-22-2008 05:03 PM

Thank you.......very much.

pgardn 09-22-2008 07:51 PM

^

Is still searching for Quakers in Shaker Heights.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-23-2008 10:16 PM

^

If my scrotum grew a nose it would look like his face.

The Indomitable DrugS 09-23-2008 10:33 PM

I'm leaving.


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